RainbowStarlight
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"i've withdrawn my consent to being fluid bonded with him" fucking incredible. people actually talk like this
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Moron finds out that there's downsides to fucking around the hard way. Same shit that happened in the 60s. Congrats on finally catching up you dipshit.
"Fluid Bonded" makes them sound like they've got a goddamn transmission.
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My dudes, if your kink is to watch while getting cucked by two lesbians who spend all your money, you can get that.
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Because it sounds more hoity-toity than "raw dogging"."i've withdrawn my consent to being fluid bonded with him" fucking incredible. people actually talk like this
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Sounds like this lady got exactly what she wanted, another man. And lol at this beta trying to throw around the -ist cards after knowing the guy for 6 months in his desperation flail. She's known him that long too buddy, that trick won't work. You have been cucked pal
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What the fuck do you do now? Here's a thought, you contemptible manlet: Follow through on your actual threat. Leave her. I don't get people being so pissy about someone's politics, but if that's really a deal breaker for you, then break the fucking deal.
No wonder she prefers him to you. He'll stand up for what he believes and he'll take what he wants. It's probably a real relief to her.
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My god, this is comedy gold. Yeah, it was going to be fine, just not for him. I gotta hand it to conservative boyfriend, he's a fucking chad. He barely did anything past telling OP to shut the fuck up and soyboy moved out on his own volition.
Here's a hint: She didn't choose him for his political beliefs.
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Oh man, these made me laugh so hard I might've pulled something. First a lefty dude experiences his worst nightmare, then a chick who was rawdogging it with her manwhore boyfriend is mad that he wants consistency? This is like Jerry Springer without the bullshit commentary!
Andy Bandy Man
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RainbowStarlight
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This fine upstanding "double couple" has been together for a grand total 8 months. I had never really thought about it until reading this thread, how poly relationships really don't last long at all. It's very amusing how hard it is to find poly couples that have been together for 10+ years, if that even exists. We hear about Harold and Gertrude celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. Ever see THAT kind of celebration in the poly community?
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let's check on this once millennials/zoomers have been alive long enough for diamond anniversaries
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Damn, those girls kind of cute. I wonder who pushed for the poly shit in this. It looks like the girls are coping a bit, but that could just be my inner Captain Save-a-Ho coming out. At least they're taking the "uncle auntie" approach with their kids, at least for now. Best result is that the wives just switch for good one day and that's that.
To respond to your words, no, and Harold and Gertrude are based as fuck. My dream is to be a Harold to a Gertrude and complain about how videogames used to be good and kids these days don't appreciate the classics, and she just says "That's nice, you old fool, now eat your applesauce before it gets warm."
Andy Bandy Man
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it's the other way around, pansexuals are too busy trying to cum to even think about cooking, not even asexuals seem to give a shit, or maybe i've only seen autistic grownup children.
the whole polyamory thing reeks of autism but then again reddit people seem to take things too deeply to a point you'd think reddit is basically tumblr 2.0, on stuff like fetlife people pretend it's a lifestyle, they do not do such lingo reddit does like fluid bonded, at best i've seen "ethical non-monogamy" (wtf...), IRL they behave like it's a fetish, guess these people has overdone so much with the "norm" that such depravity is okay/acceptable for them, hence the whole not asking to be judged because that will probably make their conscience attack them violently (they do get ultra defensive though), specially if you point out how predatory they are towards younglings.
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I've seen this one before. I'm convinced it's fake, just the way everyone reacts to each other, even the kids.
These sorts of youtube channels need consistent content and you're not going to get as many clicks with the typical obese and unattractive poly group.
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>Bored of marriage
>3rd party to spice things up
>Left in the cuckshed
>THEBULLISATRUMPSUPPORTERZOMG
>WE'RE OVER!!!!!!
>The cuck's wife chooses the bull
Isn't this what's referred to as an unreliable narrator? Something tells me that no actual politics were involved and he simply let out an ultimatum: "if you don't stop seeing the bull, I'm gone" and that it went about as well as expected. Now he's sperging on reddit to fill his blasted ass with useless internet points by saying the bull voted for Trump.
>I wanna break up with him, please support my decision!
The term "fluid bonding" aside, the last line is just
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I am polyamorous with this thread and the rest of kiwi farms.
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To be fair, if the man did snap at the guy as harshly as the OP said he did, his wife is a fucking bitch, and pathetic cunt for not standing up for her husband.
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>I’ll never have two hot alt black chicks fighting over me
My interpretation was that someone made this as a shitpost. Idk, the political argument just seemed a bit on the nose.>Bored of marriage
>3rd party to spice things up
>Left in the cuckshed
>THEBULLISATRUMPSUPPORTERZOMG
>WE'RE OVER!!!!!!
>The cuck's wife chooses the bull
Isn't this what's referred to as an unreliable narrator? Something tells me that no actual politics were involved and he simply let out an ultimatum: "if you don't stop seeing the bull, I'm gone" and that it went about as well as expected. Now he's sperging on reddit to fill his blasted ass with useless internet points by saying the bull voted for Trump.