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Ah poly people, aka "my gf is fucking my friends and I'm left awkwardly hitting on hers"

Tale as old as time, you'll see these people shitting up BDSM related social groups too they're always looking for that unicorn even though they say they don't want one.
 
Tale as old as time, you'll see these people shitting up BDSM related social groups too they're always looking for that unicorn even though they say they don't want one.

Yep!!! That's why I don't fuck with kink people either. Anyone stupid enough to make their sexual proclivities publicly known is stupid enough to be into something like poly. The overlap is pretty evident, as kink clubs have allowed swinging and cuck shit for years. The predatory poly community fits right in!

Sidenote: Wtf is the point of public "kink" clubs? Is it old fashioned to believe sexual kinks are supposed to be private? Isn't the "kinkiness" of sex the secrecy and the exclusivity between you and another person? If I knew my buddy had a raging daddy dom kink or a harem kink I would never look at him the same way. Why the hell do people broadcast this shit.
 
Thought I'd do some looking on reddit for some material for this thread. I did not have to look far down the front page. So here we have 30 seconds worth of searching the subreddit:

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Wife understandably didn't want their kinks out there in the open but why do anything hard when you can just leave it to everyone else to deal with.
Wow, for a group that likes to talk about communication and boundaries they sure don't like respecting a communication of boundaries.
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Guy "convinces" girlfriend to try poly, they get a third. She comes to her senses but is somehow the bad guy. I bet if the guy asked for a secret affair our posted would be allover that idea. I doubt the original relationship is surviving this shit, for good reason. Also, not even 2 months of a relationship and she's too upset to sleeps as well as counting the pictures she "collected" of them. Major crazy alert.
Hahaha! Oh, man! What's that they say? If one partner's uncomfortable it's all a no-go? Not so easy living up to your religion's tenets, is it? Good for Karen getting some iron in her spine. Time for her to find a better man.
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Woman gets cheated on by a guy that wants a poly relationship (who could have seen that coming?). After that experience she doesn't want to learn from it, she just wants to learn how to be OK with the next guy fucking around on her. That guy really did a number on her and she needs therapy, fast.
I agree. Girl needs a therapist or a true friend to snap her out of this. Otherwise she'll just end up in the same situation. Side note: if he's bailing a girl out of jail for a cool 3k YOU'RE the side piece.
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Woman is worried her bloke's new fuck piece isn't interested in learning the terminology of the cult. Look, she is cucking her (unwilling) boyfriend with yours as the bull at best, at worse it's a monkey branching. Why isn't your boyfriend pulling up stumps if he's that miserable about the situation?
If you need to read a bible to start a relationship that relationship isn't for you. Also, lol your man is going to leave you for a younger woman.
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The "girlfriend" of a guy who has a wife pulling a suprised pikachu face when he goes and finds yet another woman to fuck. You're the side piece and always have been, he got bored of you and moved on. Why do you think he's going to care if you tell him not to fuck another woman if he didn't care about fucking you on the side?
At what point does compromise become being taken advantage of? Isn't that the definition of polyamory?
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Guy finds monogamous woman and manipulates her into letting him have his fun with others while knowing he has her as a fall back. Loses it when she finds a more stable relationship with someone else and basically relegated him to side piece.
My dude, if you have a problem being the cuck maybe you shouldn't be cucking others? Tastes like...hmm yes, just desserts I believe.
Seriously, this was less than a minute of searching that sub. It really is the ultimate in low EQ crises, even better they're entirely self inflicted and no lessons will be learnt from them.
It's like a neverending romcom without the unfunny schlubby guy with the inexplicably hot wife for sure.
 
Don't mind me just passing through.
 
Thought I'd do some looking on reddit for some material for this thread. I did not have to look far down the front page. So here we have 30 seconds worth of searching the subreddit:

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Wife understandably didn't want their kinks out there in the open but why do anything hard when you can just leave it to everyone else to deal with.

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Guy "convinces" girlfriend to try poly, they get a third. She comes to her senses but is somehow the bad guy. I bet if the guy asked for a secret affair our posted would be allover that idea. I doubt the original relationship is surviving this shit, for good reason. Also, not even 2 months of a relationship and she's too upset to sleeps as well as counting the pictures she "collected" of them. Major crazy alert.

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Woman gets cheated on by a guy that wants a poly relationship (who could have seen that coming?). After that experience she doesn't want to learn from it, she just wants to learn how to be OK with the next guy fucking around on her. That guy really did a number on her and she needs therapy, fast.

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Woman is worried her bloke's new fuck piece isn't interested in learning the terminology of the cult. Look, she is cucking her (unwilling) boyfriend with yours as the bull at best, at worse it's a monkey branching. Why isn't your boyfriend pulling up stumps if he's that miserable about the situation?

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The "girlfriend" of a guy who has a wife pulling a suprised pikachu face when he goes and finds yet another woman to fuck. You're the side piece and always have been, he got bored of you and moved on. Why do you think he's going to care if you tell him not to fuck another woman if he didn't care about fucking you on the side?

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Guy finds monogamous woman and manipulates her into letting him have his fun with others while knowing he has her as a fall back. Loses it when she finds a more stable relationship with someone else and basically relegated him to side piece.

Seriously, this was less than a minute of searching that sub. It really is the ultimate in low EQ crises, even better they're entirely self inflicted and no lessons will be learnt from them.
So many of these people sound like they would really love entering this new lifestyle called monogamy.
 
Another <1 minute browse of the subredit of the accursed bring you this bounty of people fucking up their lives for woke points:

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Woman who's a general mess, pops out a kid and husband goes to find a sub he finds suspiciously quickly then prioritises her over the wife and kids. You fucked up, you let him go out into the world to find someone else to screw without the added responsibility. Hope you didn't have ambitions beyond single mother with a deadbeat ex because your future isn't looking bright.

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Struggling to balance the competing needs of two partners, if only there was a way to avoid this mess. You don't want to pick and choose but guess what's going to have to happen. Poor guy being pressured to hang out with wife's fuckpiece when he just wants to live in peace, hopefully he sees sense and bails or at least gets the snip in secret so he isn't left literally holding the baby while his wife is screwing around.

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Monogamous woman gets manipulated into letting her boyfriend fuck around, he finds another woman to screw around with. When out together he sits like a sleeze with one on each arm taking what he wants. Oh and B hasn't said anything to him because she loves the attention and is getting off on not only cucking you but making you feel guilty for having physical contact with him. She's turned you into the one who bitches at him and rejects his advances all while she gives him what he wants, you're soon to be single.

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46 year old woman thinks she's finally got a 32 year old guy who does nothing but play the field to settle down. The other 2 secondary partners are both rarely avaliable due to other commitments. The guy just ignores when she has to go into hospital because he can be with other partners, ducks out of seeing her at every opportunity and just calls her jealous when this is brought up. Tell me what the fuck are you getting out of this "relationship"? You're the convenient choice for when his first choices are out of town, if you have money I would check your bank and card statements very carefully too. Now dump him and go find someone appropriate to settle down with.

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Woman who has been in dumpster fire tier poly relationships decides to shit up her marriage by being like totally in love with her husband's best mate (as opposed to you know being close friends and the love you have for them). Mate overhears them talking about how she wants to jump his bones and asks them what the fuck, they refuse to discus it but assume his WTF means he is interested as opposed to creeped the fuck out. She then wonders if she should throw the grenade anyway now the pins out. The first reply is this gem advising them to drag more people into the shit show because that will make everything better:
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Now a couple of meme(able) posts:

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Holyshit I think they developed self-awareness, oh wait no this is presented as pro-poly.

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Wow a feminists, poly "comedian" (contradiction in terms) with a show called "gender & authenticity", where do I sign up?
 
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Not reddit, but I stumbled across this forum.

Tl;dr: women has sex with 20 people to make her husband jealous. Husband meets cute 25 year old with giant tits. Wife is *repulsed* she is 20 years younger than him. REPULSED. Husband wants to go to Italy with 25 y/o girlfriend. Wife throws giant fit.

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So she decided that rather than communicating that she didn't want open she fucked everything with a pulse and found a boyfriend she deliberately goes out of her way to make her husband jealous of. Then he finds himself a stunner to dote and spend money on and tells you to fuck off with your broke guy. RE-PLACED. Has that poster ever made an update anywhere?
 
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Woman who's a general mess, pops out a kid and husband goes to find a sub he finds suspiciously quickly then prioritises her over the wife and kids. You fucked up, you let him go out into the world to find someone else to screw without the added responsibility. Hope you didn't have ambitions beyond single mother with a deadbeat ex because your future isn't looking bright.
I think the moment a child enters your reality, your sex life with your partner needs to start taking a major backseat. You have far more important responsibilities now besides figuring out what the best way to get your rocks off together is. In an ideal world, these degenerates would not be having children.
 
Your wish is my command.... though these don't seem very interesting.
You can use youtube-dl for this (and just about anything else).
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these are the people that are unironically saying 'yall' and 'go off king' on twitter


its actually pretty funny that obnoxious white people inevitability always end up imitating black culture and making it cringey, forcing black cultural innovators to find new frontiers, be satisfied for a few years, then the cycle repeats all over again when the weird white people catch up
 
So she decided that rather than communicating that she didn't want open she fucked everything with a pulse and found a boyfriend she deliberately goes out of her way to make her husband jealous of. Then he finds himself a stunner to dote and spend money on and tells you to fuck off with your broke guy. RE-PLACED. Has that poster ever made an update anywhere?
What gets me giggling is she keeps whining about fairness. Polyamory is inherently selfish and unfair. It's like Benjamin Franklin always said,"When you cuck a cuck, take care not to get cucked." This lady got cucked big time.
 
I think the moment a child enters your reality, your sex life with your partner needs to start taking a major backseat. You have far more important responsibilities now besides figuring out what the best way to get your rocks off together is. In an ideal world, these degenerates would not be having children.
This entire sub-culture/thread is dedicated to people putting cooming first and foremost above everything in their lives. It's a perfect storm of autism and selfishness. If you swapped any other hobby/activity with sex in these stories no one would think twice about saying whoever was pushing it is nuts and their spouse needs to gtfo asap.
 
I found more of the throuple I posted earlier:


 
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Woman gets cheated on by a guy that wants a poly relationship (who could have seen that coming?). After that experience she doesn't want to learn from it, she just wants to learn how to be OK with the next guy fucking around on her. That guy really did a number on her and she needs therapy, fast.
I'm actually fucking MATI. This bitch is saying "Oh I was raised on romcoms and disney" so she's trying to say she's a fucking romantic, then says "I think polyamory is beautiful". Fuck off with that bullshit. Fairytale romance never has a third wheel, it has always been and always will be a pair of lovers who live happily ever after because they are both enough for one another. How the fuck can anyone have a rationale that romance means sharing your partner with a stranger? That just devalues the relationship. I fap to threesome stuff, it's 10/10 fantasy material. But in an actual relationship why the fuck would you ever have a threesome? How is sex between you and your partner special, when you just invite new people? People who didn't work on the relationship like you did. Also I would legit feel jealous even if it were an ffm given it's YOU partner at the end of the day. Honestly I blame porn for making this fantasy so common that it's probably one of the most common fantasies, and at the same time it's held up as some higher thing than some other random fetish shit that gets far less hype.

You can't claim to be a romantic if you would not be satisfied with staying with one person. People who are satisfied won't be looking for more. Fuck this bitch for thinking you can have your cake and eat it. Either you put in the effort and get your fucking fairytale (monogamous only), or you can sacrifce the intimacy of the relationship so you can fuck other people. Physical and base, vs romantic and idealistic, you can't have both.

This is the perfect example of polyamory. The guy at the start can't give proper attention to either girl, then the girls focus on eachother and he's left on the sidelines while they dance. Poly does not work, you can only truly focus on one thing at a time. It's sad to think these people probably sat some kind of exam in school and told someone to stop distracting them so they can focus on the "important" test. But your partner? Oh you can easily afford to split your attention in half there.
 
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This is really healthy. Soon, the conscientious and empathetic part of my brain will be replaced, with only this,


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I fap to threesome stuff, it's 10/10 fantasy material. But in an actual relationship why the fuck would you ever have a threesome?
I'm pretty sure everybody and everything only exists to gratify whatever compulsive fantasy you're currently experiencing. People who reject that are the enemy and must be destroyed.

But seriously, I agree with you. Not understanding the difference between fun fantasy(especially sexual fantasy) and real life should get you committed. Even having sex with strangers is a nono according mental and sexual health authorities, fantasizing about it or many other things is very normal.
 
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