Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[Richter Belmont]

”Do not say that SpongeBob SquarePants is dead or you will be yelled at, on the internet and in real life.”

 

[Gregis]

“Fuck, I'm fucking randoming!
Aw, fucking Huskar!”

 

[Skink Vendor]

”I googled it and found hentai.”

 

[obsdj]

”M'lady.”

Who the fuck decided that was worthy of putting into the rotation and why is he gay?

 

[Zirnwyb]

“I have a theory. Fried chicken makes people violent.”

 

[bear hammer]

“I'm getting weird results for the phrase 'raped dog'“

 

[Arrival]

”I am the best programmer on Earth. Chosen by God.”

 

[mrfresh]

”DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH THE RACE WAR VAN”

 

[John Shedletsky]

[Unintelligible]

 

[Dofu]

”Go to hell. I'm going to tell my therapist about this.”

 

[Skink Vendor]

”Logs or Evidence of Abuse: Islamic Religion”

 

[Ventrue]

“I think I can turn 49% of kiwi farms into a million dollars.”

 

[Arrival]

” being called shit is not "mentioned positively." ”

 

[starborn427614]

♪ I'm a god! ♪
♪ How can you kill a god? ♪
♪ What a Grand and Intoxicating Innocence! ♪

 

[Ghost Dog's Enemy]

”I'm glad you're watching... if you are watching...”

 

[PhoBingas]

”STOP TAKING ME OUT OF CONTEXT”

 

[Zirnwyb]

”I think this is the only site where you can get drunken prank called by a mod and then banned for getting mad.”

 

[mrfresh]

”I'm willing to put money on the majority of people here not having a gag reflex”

 

[Arrival]

”you guys that most people would consider you're a set of neckbeard douche-bros, right?”

 

[Skink Vendor]

♪ TRANS PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS ♪
♪ TRANSPHOBES GO CATCH THESE HANDS ♪