Post the random.txt currently on your screen - 2nd edition

[Officer Eradicate]

”Does anyone know if Drew Coyne is a Kiwi?"
"like from New Zealand?”

 

[Chao Garden]

”Autigender- A gender which can only be understood in the context of being autistic.”

 

[Celebrate Nite]

”those >bleeping bleep bleeps<”

 

[Brain Power]

”I've beaten a man unconscious with my bare hands while bleeding from a gunshot wound, and on a different occasion sliced open another like a salmon while staring him in the eyes”

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

”Due to the high metabolic nature of autism you will be immune to poison.”

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

”Kiwi farms folks are nothing more than techie scum basement dwelling CisManBroPigs who feast on Mountain Dew, Doritos, and human misery.”

 

[Cedric_Eff]

 

[Kari Kamiya]

”I am the best programmer on Earth. Chosen by God.”

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"i fear for my life every day because trump won't give me money for me to waste on striped socks, used panties and a webcam to show the world how girly i am"

(wat)

 

[not william stenchever]

”So I showed Dynastia's penis to police officers”

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

”Serial killer vibe is just American bs.”

 

[nonbinary lesbian]

“kiwifarm is it's own lolcow, full of thin, effeminate anime-idolizing, tranny rhetoric-abiding pussies”

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

”This isn't autism, this is a way of life.”

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

”Being a kiwifarmer should be an instant death sentence”

 

[Dilf Department]

”I cried at DisneyLand. I can't even masturbate anymore.”

 

[EcoLibertarian]

”my therapist isn't going to like that "the website where i make fun of autistic transgender people" is in my life again.”

 

[Pond Scum]

”I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone.”
Always a favorite.

 

[Jason Wynn]

”no matter how old you are stumbling upon a guy who is a cum terrorist is weird”

 

[Foghot]

“i am a lover and a builder too"

“of rape.”

 

[Leaf-eon]

”if you ever feel bad for yourself just remember you're not as sad as the dudes on kiwifarms”