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A cult start forming around Beyonce until she gets a cut on her face during one of her concerts. Realizing that she can bleed like a mere mortal, the cult goes berserk with no survivors.
 
Tumblr will be more cancerous than ever. And by that, I mean so cancerous that when you read even one post, you can almost immediately feel tumors growing on your brain and proceed to spread to the rest of your body.
 
A group of particularly deranged SJWs will take a page from their precious Islamic terrorists and attempt to suicide bomb the white house.
 
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Tensions between Russia and the West will eventually lead to a big conventional war in Eastern Europe, largely fought on the territory of Belarus and the Baltic states and utterly devastating for these countries (1995 Bosnia-tier in the best case scenario, 1945 Eastern Europe in the worst).
 
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Scientists will discover a portal where Hilary became president of the united states. With such news articles like this...

-Hilary has started a war with Russia; let's give her the Nobel Peace Prize.
-The Oscars go on for another 3 hours to make room for some celebrity bragging.
 
The US will experience a progressive movement that successfully passes sjw constitutional amendments instead of of deal with class inequality in a meaningful way. This will cause chaos and end decades later with the amendments getting repealed.
 
In utter desperation for new sales, Marvel comics hires Alex Jones to write Ms Marvel. You can guess how that turned out.
 
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