Predictions for DSP in 2025

[Cyber Bowling]

It's been joked about for years, but I'm going to make it an official prediction, this is the year DSP becomes a fetish streamer. But I don't think it'll be intentional on his part and he'll be oblivious to it. Nothing too overt, but I think he'll inadvertently dip into feeder stuff, maybe foot stuff since he already toyed around with it.

 

[FamicomGorby]

DSP will continue being five to ten years behind the curve and troon out now that everyone keeps making fun of his tits, thinking it'll work as a criticism shield.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP will continue being five to ten years behind the curve and troon out now that everyone keeps making fun of his tits, thinking it'll work as a criticism shield.

It's never too late to troon out to deflect criticism, didn't bowblax do that a few months ago?

 

[Yung Dalph]

DSP will continue being five to ten years behind the curve and troon out now that everyone keeps making fun of his tits, thinking it'll work as a criticism shield.

He will 100% be one of those trannies who don't even bother shaving their facial hair but expects you to treat them as women

 

[Angry Mug]

We’re gonna see a full on meltdown. Like, bawling. Screaming. Actual genuine human emotions. Legitimately. And he’ll monetise it.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

DSP will NOT get a job.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I'm going to update my predictions just based on how much has been going on with him already this year. I don't think he'll ever outlaw gayming on his streams but I do think he's going to put them on the back burner this year and look to transition into becoming a more permanent drama streamer.. his own drama as the backbone obviously but I think he'll try and rebrand reacts, politics and other areas he doesn't have a good handle on into a new "show" called DSP Daily or DSP Living or some shit.

 

[detractorzer0]

I think most of the easier bets have been mentioned already, so I'm going to take a trip to left field.

1. Somehow, some way, Phil needs a new car. I can't predict his specific reason but he'll start bitching about his car not being what he needs anymore.

2. Phil's parents get rolled back into the lore. His dad will get his appendix removed or some innocuous shit like that and Phil will complain about how he only has so much time left with them and wishes he could visit the but the trolls won't let him.

3. HOA catches wind of the condition of his unit. I be there will be some type of yearly inspection and they will be forced to repair all of the shit they have broken.

4. Washington experiences a drought. Phil most affected.

Dammit, I was so close.