Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Hollywood Hitler]

You forgot one that doesn't even require mods. Saying the c word.

Cum?

 

[I am vomit]

Are you ready to kick me off the site yet, Null you pigfucker

You are a retard and a faggot and I stand by your right to make a fool of yourself.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You forgot one that doesn't even require mods. Saying the c word.

Cunt?

 

[Harvey Danger]

Truly the front page is a spergatory incubator.

Same as reddit. It's a standard problem of multi-topic forums: the people who care about a topic stay in the topical boards, and the lowest common denominators flock to the common spaces.

Reminder that the line between a board of cool frens and a board of insufferable faggots is razor thin.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

You forgot one that doesn't even require mods. Saying the c word.

True, but the post was made in good faith to give him options to get banned, not on my list to be lined up against a wall. I'm not exactly wanting to advertise behavior that makes me wish death upon my fellow users.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

You are a retard and a faggot and I stand by your right to make a fool of yourself.

I didn’t know my mom posted on here.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Cunt?

Cum?

Crybaby?

I'm too inebriated to tell if you lot are fucking with me.

 

[Baraadmirer]

I remember registering for the site but then never touched it until last year, as I thought the forums were "too mean" at the time. Witnessing discussion sites that I frequent get more and more obsessively moderated was when I started entertaining the idea of being on here. Some people are drawn to the lowcowery, some want to be edgy as fuck for the sake of being edgy, and others are looking for a place to discuss "controversial ideas" without being censored. Do I think some of the prevailing views on here are retarded? Totally. But it's nice to walk into the Autistic Thunderdome and talk in Deep Thoughts unmolested with others.

I'm too inebriated to tell if you lot are fucking with me.

Chomo?

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Everyone with a 2019 join date should be banned. They are no contest the worst fucking posters.

Agreed. I’m a fucking moron.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I'm too inebriated to tell if you lot are fucking with me.

It's corn, isn't it?

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Looks like harmless funposting's back on the menu, boys!

 

[Oranguru]

I'm sure someone had brought this up before, but why not make the site invitation-only again?

 

[draggs]

Why are animals not allowed to use the site?

@Cats pls esplain

 

[Table Country]

Also, before I go for the night, I'd like to say a personal HELLO to all my friends in KiwiFarms' staff and moderators. The ones who just got out on bail after their arrest and charge for smuggling underage boys and newborn farm animals across state lines for the purposes of sexual gratification. To their credit, while they were doing it, they were being safe about it. They only picked the children and calves that didn't kick back.

Are you ready to kick me off the site yet, Null you pigfucker?

What in the actual hell is wrong with you dude? So there are a bunch of wignats on this site. So what? Does it affect you personally when @SSj_Ness says that niggers had no alphabet, not even numerals? Are you so thin-skinned that internet randos can drive you into fits of e-hysteria by saying stock phrases like "women belong in the kitchen"? I have to deal with retards on this website saying the dumbest shit imaginable on a daily basis; shit that I don't agree with and shit that I know not to be true, but I deal with it because it's just random cunts on the internet.
Be honest, are you secretly Patrick S. Tomlinson?

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I'm sure someone had brought this up before, but why not make the site invitation-only again?

Damage is already done

 

[beautiful person]

If you don't want to be here you can just log out. Lmao.

Yeah, this is far from Null's first "nuke me, faggot." Retards can't show themselves out because they lack self control.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

I think the real problem here is that most (if not all) of the users who joined KF after 00:00:00 Coordinated Universal Time, January 1st, 1970 are gay and quite possibly also retarded - with the obvious exception of this young @Wormy lad. Not only do his posts draw on his own unique experiences to provide thoughtful and insightful commentary; they are done in a carefree and lighthearted manner that always reminds us of the reason we're all here: to laugh. He is very clearly fun, not retarded, and also old enough to use this site.

 

[draggs]

Damage is already done

The damage was done when this gay earf was born from the cosmic dust

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Enough with the gate keeping. I’ve seen posts from people with 2015 join dates say shit just as stupid as those with 2021 dates. Just like everywhere else, there are people who add something interesting, and some who need to be exterminated. Doesn’t matter when they joined.

Except for anyone who joined in 2019. Fuck them.

 

[Kovic's Work Buttplug]

• Stop encouraging SWAT pranks and other criminality; it's not funny and I'm the asshole that has to deal with the FBI.

Then stop allowing dox information on the site. How is someone's address pertinent to making fun of that person? Yes I know it's legal. Do you understand how much of a psycho you would come off if you got into an argument with someone in real life and then you said, "I know where you live." Don't pretend to be surprised if eventually someone punches you in the face.