Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Drain Todger]

Is the influx of problem users due to increased media coverage of KiwiFarms, new lolcows with hatefans, or a generational difference? Exaggerated depictions of 4chan seemed to attract people who fit the depiction and it created a cycle. I wonder if KF is dealing with the same issue.

Probably a great deal of it is generational. We're seeing some of the first Zoomers who have come of age, and they're all, sadly, retarded. A childhood with touchscreen devices and no human contact will do that to you. At least I had cassette tapes and actual books when I was a kid.

Honestly, the whole damn internet is going down the tubes. Dialup modems kept most of the full-blood retards away. At the low end, we had half-breeds and midwits. Now, we have TikToking adolescents who literally hang themselves off balconies and eat spoiled pink sauce for clout.

Mike Judge's vision of the future is coming true faster than I can even comprehend. I am literally waiting for them to open the first ButtFuckers restaurant and start barcoding people's wrists.

It was easier to laugh back when it was actually funny. Now, shit's grim, man.

 

[Covid19AteMyPeen]

Josh you seem to be getting angry, you should probably log off

 

[Wormy]

My name is Wormy, and I'm a middle working class scumbag. Now in the current day culture where the highest form of communicaiton is "Shitposting", this my friends, is a Shitpost.

I hate the world Kiwifarms has made. I hate it's guts for smashing sincerity on the rocks and declaring it sin. I hate it for glorifying and more importantly rewarding failure. I hate it's guts for throwing stones at the people pointing out how it rewards failure.

And most of all, I hate Kiwifarms for not having the guts to ban me.

Just in case I haven't said it enough here yet, HEY NULL! I DARE YOU TO BAN ME FROM THIS SITE!

Because until you do, I'm going to break every single rule you put in front us, until you throw me the hell off this site!

That, my friends, is a shitpost.

 

[A Grey Cat]

And apparently 2019 users were the worst.

Where you here when this sit got flooded with new fags who only joined because chris got trending for fucking barb? It was a madhouse worse than usual registration had to close and a post merge badge was temporarily made to label all newfags who joined thinking we were Chris's legal team.

Josh you seem to be getting angry, you should probably log off

Practice what you preach dear leader.

 

[Nader's Branch]

This is how every giant announcement/ultimatum thread has gone

Yeah that feels right. Optimistic is a good flair.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

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My name is Wormy, and I'm a middle working class scumbag. Now in the current day culture where the highest form of communicaiton is "Shitposting", this my friends, is a Shitpost.

I hate the world Kiwifarms has made. I hate it's guts for smashing sincerity on the rocks and declaring it sin. I hate it for glorifying and more importantly rewarding failure. I hate it's guts for throwing stones at the people pointing out how it rewards failure.

And most of all, I hate Kiwifarms for not having the guts to ban me.

Just in case I haven't said it enough here yet, HEY NULL! I DARE YOU TO BAN ME FROM THIS SITE!

Because until you do, I'm going to break every single rule you put in front us, until you throw me the hell off this site!

That, my friends, is a shitpost.

“Just nuke me you gutless motherfucker”

 

[A Man on Fire]

 

[Spatula]

You kinda should care if retards spend their money to provide HRT to kids.

 

[El Goblina]

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My name is Wormy, and I'm a middle working class scumbag. Now in the current day culture where the highest form of communicaiton is "Shitposting", this my friends, is a Shitpost.

I hate the world Kiwifarms has made. I hate it's guts for smashing sincerity on the rocks and declaring it sin. I hate it for glorifying and more importantly rewarding failure. I hate it's guts for throwing stones at the people pointing out how it rewards failure.

And most of all, I hate Kiwifarms for not having the guts to ban me.

Just in case I haven't said it enough here yet, HEY NULL! I DARE YOU TO BAN ME FROM THIS SITE!

Because until you do, I'm going to break every single rule you put in front us, until you throw me the hell off this site!

That, my friends, is a shitpost.

Meh. Namefag is effortposting. lern2shitpost nub.

 

[TheRealDirlewanger]

Trannies and other retards I hate getting deplatformed and arrested and cyberbullied to death makes me laugh more than just pointing at their failings does though.

 

[Indifferent]

Is this a joke?

 

[awoo]

In reality, this place was created to simply report what lolcows (originally just Chris) do and have people react and discuss it. It's essentially just a zoo and every once in a while a lolcow comes here of their own free will and lets people pet it.

The site is honestly a gossip site and not a trolling forum, really not so different than TMZ if you look at it objectively, and a lot of confusion would be saved if it were branded that way.

 

[Korpon]

I always heard people talk about how bad the 2022 users were but I never really saw it, the ones I have seen were pretty chill in other threads. Then I peeked into the Keffals, Wings, and now this thread, and holy shit people weren't kidding. Props to the cool ones, because fucking hell registration should be closed again for awhile, or some kind of restriction on how long until you can post after making an account.

 

[Tobias]

It's called A&H and any thread that isn't specifically about a right wing leaning lolcow, which this place calls "Safe spaces".

Wowee ONE (1) whole board in a forum with about THIRTY-FIVE (35) boards total.

By your exact same logic the fact there is one board about DSP means this website is specifically only about DSP, or the the fact that there's one board about fucking anime weeb wars that means this is a website exclusively about anime.

Do you not realize how fucking unhinged this sounds my guy?

 

[Kenya Jones]

You kinda should care if retards spend their money to provide HRT to kids.

I'm going to send HRT to you (a kid).

 

[Spatula]

I'm going to send HRT to you (a kid).

Ok retard.

 

[Ophelia]

This translates to offline life too. If you can’t laugh at the disasters you’re going to give yourself heart problems and cancer. Be slow to anger, comrades. Deal with the world in your immediate vicinity rather than get mad over things beyond your control.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

Ok, you got it. I pledge to be the least obnoxious newfag possible. Also, I'm legit watching youtube videos right now on how to un-retard myself on crypto so I can donate.

 

[von Hapasbourg]

sneed

 

[Wormy]

Also, before I go for the night, I'd like to say a personal HELLO to all my friends in KiwiFarms' staff and moderators. The ones who just got out on bail after their arrest and charge for smuggling underage boys and newborn farm animals across state lines for the purposes of sexual gratification. To their credit, while they were doing it, they were being safe about it. They only picked the children and calves that didn't kick back.

Are you ready to kick me off the site yet, Null you pigfucker?