Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Slav Power]

What did he mean by this?


He said after 2019. As in not including 2019.

I was referring to what certain users used to say, not specifically what Null said in this thread.

 

[PinstripeLuns]

I don't know what I'd do without the farms. I mean that's a lie, I'd keep living, but I'd miss you guys newfags, pls, lurk moar

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Wish I'd registered earlier and avoided the mark of the faggot.

And yet....

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

This happens every few years with a topical cow, it's not new at all. The only problem is that nowadays there are far more normies in the site so it cloggs up threads faster and it's far more annoying to deal with the zerg rush of tards froth posting.

At this pace I wouldn't be that surprised if we make a thread on the kiwis who are always angery posting and make fun of them to see if they get the hint. Best case scenario: They do and tone it down. Worst case scenario: They get pissed even more and make the rest of us laugh at their dumbasses. Kind of a win win scenario in my opinion.

i was surprised to find the thread locked and while trying to find the reason, null was just being angry. it’s whatever i’m laughing reading the posts

 

[oopsie doodle]

People bitching for pages about new posters is about as annoying and disruptive as whatever dumb shit the new poster said.

Null's post is wise, but people failing to heed it is only part of the reason the threads became unreadable temporarily.

 

[NerdShamer]

I think there should be a way to limit very new posters from posting on certain threads when things get really bad because there's been times where new people come in and act extremely retarded and also dox themselves.

Replace the inverted pink triangle with the Star of David and most of our problems will be solved

 

[NoonmanR]

Don’t 4chan users hate KF? I remembered I saw someone say that we’re a “degenerate shithole”

Obviously they don't like the foxdick farms, it's not even wholly unmerited considering Infinity Next, but the fact of the matter is most people don't want to join the darknet and this is the next best thing.

 

[Ozul]

The funniest milk always comes from the cow who isn't prodded.
Idk. When you start to antagonize people on the iNTERNET they tend to reign in their autism.

 

[Apochrypha]

Then don't fucking watch

It's literally instinct to get upset at the shit that horrible people do sometimes, even if you laugh at them more than you cringe. Anyone with common sense and human empathy would.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

it's called clown world because you are suppose to laugh at it, not rage at it. let jewsh be angry for you

 

[Linger Longer]

Is the influx of problem users due to increased media coverage of KiwiFarms, new lolcows with hatefans, or a generational difference? Exaggerated depictions of 4chan seemed to attract people who fit the depiction and it created a cycle. I wonder if KF is dealing with the same issue.

It's because everyone who joined after me is a queer.

 

[Piece of Peace]

It's not even just a newfag thing.

This nigga had an account since 2017. Just don't be like this retard.

Yikes I forgot about this post

 

[Takodachi]

So like 99% of the threads on this site? It's a stupid metric.

Yeah but 99% of threads on this site don't breed people who froth from their mouths because a fat retard is making money. What the Wings trolls do isnt even funny half the time, its just cruel.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I lurked this site for almost two years before I joined in 2019. Since then I think I have only made around 500 posts total. I religiously follow about 5-6 cows but only feel compelled to post something when I see a point that hasn’t been made or a joke that would work.

There is nothing wrong with just reading and being entertained. I always thought that was the point of this site. I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve written a post, read it then deleted it because I thought to myself I am not really adding anything with it. I wish more people had that kind of self-reflection.

There has definitely been a huge influx of new members (especially this year 2022) who clearly have no idea what the culture of this board is. I think some kind of moratorium on new members would really be beneficial. I don’t know what the rules would be but some kind of limit on posts per day or posts per thread until they have shown they aren’t going to shit the place up.

All I can say is to the new people, please don’t fuck this place up. This board is the last vestige of the old internet I knew before the stasi style censorship and clampdown on the free flow of information came down in the early 2010’s. Once this place (and the small handful of others mimicking it) is gone the entire internet will become just another corporate owned conglomerate media shithole like cable TV. And the only way you will be allowed to participate with it is if you reflect their lie of reality back to them. I mean for fuck sake just look at twitter or reddit.

What Josh has done with this site, just keeping it up and believing in the principle of it, is remarkable. He has been shoveling shit uphill against ridiculous odds just so the dream of what the internet was supposed to be is kept alive. Eventually if this shit keeps up he is going to decide it‘s not worth it. And who would blame him?

 

[Gangster Talk]

Wish I'd registered earlier and avoided the mark of the faggot.

I'm going to be starting a black market tor business selling old abandoned KF accounts to any 2022cels who want to larp as an oldfag

 

[IrishGuy088]

Josh, could you please quote the exact post that pushed you over the edge into making this thread?

I want to negrate it.

 

[John Furrman]

Such newfags are truly incorrigible. Rounding them up into a reeducation fun camp to contain them probably wouldn’t work, they are terminally MATI.

 

[PoisonedBun]

I noticed weird ire too in the Werner thread of people genuinely upset the government was paying for his medical bills while they had to work hard for a living. Like, yeah, but he's also still homeless, dying of self inflicted health problems, and never going to achieve his dreams due to his own horrible personality. That's hardly a win.

Spring 2020 is when I noticed people were getting way too ass blasted about political opinions. I think Covid broke something in this community, as weird as it sounds. It seems to have made people a lot more paranoid and angry, and assume the worst in anyone with a different opinion. Maybe the timing was just coincidental though, or compounded by the election. I have a lot of thoughts on how this website has evolved over the past 5 years but it's kind of hard to properly organize them.

TLDR; We are all human and people should be judged on a case by case basis, not as a whole.

 

[Spergichu]

I wanna just fucking laugh and then have a good time, maybe read a good thread. Dog whimpers

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

Bring back salt mine but this time as a containment board so other users can laugh at both the cow and the faggots getting angry. Win win.