Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Absolutego]

How the actual fuck did a thread mostly about Null's ire towards retarded weens turn into yet another whinge about people being too political on this site?

Just don't poke the lolcow. Simple as. Poking makes the milking harder/less likely.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Everybody who joined after me is a joyless faggot.

Same except before me and after me.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I’m 39 pages late, but I have to add my bit.

While new members aren’t helping, I note that featuring a thread almost always draws bad attention & leads to an avalanche of shit posters, not in a good way, and good threads are ruined.
Take Landon Hiscock’s thread. That was a potentially great tranny cow, then he was featured, there were pages of bullshit and Landon was tipped and went private.
Keffals’ thread was featured a couple times in a matter of days, and it all went to hell.
Maybe consider the pros and cons of featuring threads?

 

[Justanotherguy]

Much love to you Null.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

how am i supposed to have fun, relax, and not take everything so seriously when I've got the west to save and or defile?
there's only so many hours in a day when you fill every waking moment screaming into the void and making yourself irate

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Maybe consider the pros and cons of featuring threads?

The irony of posting these words in this thread.

 

[Star Platinum]

counterpoint: laughing at Wings panicking about losing his twitch is funny. i quite frankly don't care what happens to him, good or bad, as long as his reaction is funny (which it usually is). his immediate reaction to being banned on twitch was to praise hitler while streaming on facebook gaming

 

[PoisonedBun]

I just wish the hard righters (lets be honest, its them) would just leave and go away. They turn everything into screaming the n word and when you slightly disagree with them they shit up a thread. As I have said many times, shut down, A&H and you have a better site. @Null

People are shitting on you for this but I get what you mean. The problem isn't inherent to their political views, but the entitlement they feel towards this forum and how threatened and butthurt they get when they see an opinion they disagree with. I used to post to A&H but I had to stop years ago because people weren't interested in discussion, just circlejerking about how based they are.

It somewhat mirrors what happens in far left spaces as well, although thankfully your unpopular opinions don't get you excommunicated or banned. Still, it's just as annoying. I think a lot of it stems from the fear that any approval of left leaning politics they see on KF means KF is going to become like everywhere else.

 

[Tobias]

Man for being the culture war room this wormy fuck keeps claiming it is, I sure don't see it fucking anywhere that I visit on the site.

All I see are retards laughing at even bigger retards.

Where are you hiding it Nool? We demand to know.

 

[big salad]

Get away from the internet, I'm cutting it down right now!

 

[Xolanite]

Newfags pls go

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Much love to you Null.

Lol, gay.

 

[ChexMix88]

The people who get so worked up about lolcows are just as fucking retarded as they are.

 

[thismanlies]

I like to think of Kiwi Farms as the Internet’s archive of autism. It’s not our job to make history, but to record it.

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

Maybe make it to where new users are unable to post for a certain amount of time after creating an account?

 

[A Happy Cheerful]

August 2022 newfags are ruining it for everyone.

 

[Bussy Catalog]

Glad to see this sentiment being boosted by Null. This forums has become kind of a slog lately thanks to all the users who have nothing funny or original to say and just endlessly parrot the same anti-woke talking points and buzzwords because it's an easy way to get stickers. I come here to get alternate perspectives and laugh at people who embarrass themselves online, not read 50 near-identical humor-free threads about how black people are destroying society.

 

[Branman65]

Lmao

 

[Alex Krycek]

Something I’ve mused about recently.

About half of the users who have joined post 2019 annoy me and threads are worse because of them. I know there will never be the glory days like Deagle Nation or the ADF subforum ever again, and I’m not saying there aren’t other threads and subforums I don’t enjoy. It’s that the culture of this site isn’t as great as it once was and I’m not naming any names but there’s other long time members who agree with me.

I know a fair number of people off this site who I’ve warned to lurk for about a year before they post. Get a feel for the community and see if it’s your speed. Don’t register with a name you use elsewhere (and I do mean anywhere, use a fictional character or a historical figure if you have to), and by God don’t act like you’re better than someone we discuss. There’s a reason I comment less than I used to which is partially because life takes precedence over funny internet content and partially because somebody else has already said what I was thinking about a particular thread when I do get around to reading the thread. I hate seeing the same joke on literally the same page in a thread. If you get ninja’d that’s not a big deal. But at least read the fucking thread a couple of pages back.

This isn’t me being pretentious and I’m not acting like all newfags are just immediately bad, some have introduced some genuinely entertaining content and can be good sports even when we are disagreeing. It’s just that the ones I don’t like are pretty insufferable at times. I’ll keep using the site regardless because eccentric people on the internet was one of my hobbies since before this site ever existed I just take issue with the direction a sizeable number of new members are trying to take the site in.

Also A&N is cancer and I really try to stay away from it.

 

[dankeybong]

How do I unlock the Deviant reaction sticker?