Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Sneeder Griffin]

(Note: While my join date is in 2022, I have been lurking for over two years and only created an account in case Null closed registrations again and I really wanted to post something.)

Thank you so much for posting this, Null. I was thinking the exact same thing since the Keffals incident.

This is a forum to gossip about people on the internet. This is not a political movement to fight against people you don't like. This is not your personal army to attack or ruin someone who insulted your internet daddy (even if that internet daddy is Null). This is a forum to laugh at retards and the retarded things that they do.

Ethan Ralph, DSP, Wings, Nick Fuentes, Keffals, etc... are all just clowns who deserve to be mocked for the dumb shit that they do, not evil villains who we try to start GamerGate 2.0 with. There are a few exceptions with threads that pertain to people/groups that actively and openly hurt people or animals (Baby Monkey Hate, Nick Bate, Sappho, etc...) where direct intervention and cancellation are justified, but those cases are far and few between.

Also, anyone who swats deserves to be doxxed and arrested for attempted murder. It isn't funny, is often counterproductive and actually helps the person you try to swat, and very few lolcows deserve to be murdered.

 

[Star Platinum]

Plus internet vigilante-ism invites young social justice types.
Then before you know it you've got an 4chan anonymous situation where a site gets a reputation for being the boogieman of the internet so a bunch of tough-guy retards join, and they slowly turn the entire thing into a stupid self-righteous circle jerk. Before you know it they'll be running campaigns to dox transphobes.

Spoiler: On wings trolls

When trannies have a meltdown over being misgendered, or artcows are having a meltdown over people's art, that's funny, because they could simply ignore it. They have the option of not responding.

How is a person having an entirely appropriate and justified reaction over losing their income funny?
Oh wait, I know why, because you're an unemployed fucking anime avatar who lives with your parents so you don't have to worry about maintaining a livelihood, so you wouldn't know about that.

Also, if he loses everything you and gets kicked off the internet you won't be watching anything from him ever again, so what would be better is if the wings trolls rubbed their collective 6 fucking brain cells together and came up with more clever ways to get a rise out of him other than "Guys, let's hit the report button!"

a reaction can be justified and still be funny. in other words, it's funny when bad things happen to wings because he's wished for these things and worse to happen to people, going all the way back to his pre-trolling "1v1 on Bog" days. plus, i don't pozload my neghole so i don't feel any personal responsibility for the meddling stupidity of weens.

i agree that getting rid of wings' ability to produce milk is counter-productive. but wings will never give up on his internet presence. as we've seen, he'll stoop to twitter streams, facebook streams, or Cozy streams before he ever leaves the internet.

tl;dr: stop being so joyless

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Go into almost any thread and express something remotely left wing. See what happens.


That died the minute people started killing over internet shit. In other words, it died before it left 1.0.

Nope. That stage died the minute money flowed through it.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Maybe make it to where new users are unable to post for a certain amount of time after creating an account?

Maybe make it so new users have to take responsibility for their own actions and posts, like fucking adults?

I know, crazy thought. Totally impractical.

 

[msd]

Nah I hate this pushover "live and let live" mentality dissident internet subcultures have. You shouldn't forgive your enemies because that's faggot shit and faggots never win. As soon as Keffals began silencing people and gloating about it everything besides irl shit immediately became warranted, including deplatforming him.

When you get so personally invested in a lolcow it starts affecting your mood this badly

Maybe you should disconnect from the internet for a bit, you're somehow involved in what I can only describe as a hate parasocial relationship with a retard online.

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

I think the Tomlinson thread is the only gold example of what Null actually wants from his community, because the tranny threads attract hypersensitive literal autistic home of the sexuals sperging about semantics nobody cares about, whereas Fatrick appreciators are just plain funny. Prospering grounds are also goldmines for comedy. Shit like zoophiles, trannies, sex pests are just sad and dont activate my neurons

Like nigga, just load up some cool music and browse some threads and have a good time like nigga its not hard to laugh lol just gotta relax and let the good times roll

this place feels like its saturday night and im always toasting in an epic bread on 4chan

just relax, take it easy because lol everythings going to be fine

take it easy

 

[vern]

I kinda think new users are just using the farms as an alternate version of twitter/facebook where you can call people niggers and faggots.
I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them start asking for "features" to try and turn KF into more of a discount social media site.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

is wormy schizophrenic or something wtf

Here, schizophrenia is a spectrum.

 

[Bussy Catalog]

Taking AT and especially A&N seriously is a pretty good way to turn out retarded.

I mean I would probably enjoy it more if I thought the n-word was inherently hilarious.

Next you are going to tell me Beauty Parlor isn’t full of fat ugly chicks who keep dm’ing me for worst sexual experience possible and why that’s a good thing.

They just don't want you bringing your yeasty vagina into their mukbang threads.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I always find it strange when people get pissed at guys like Phil and Wings for making money. I think its GREAT they make money because honestly they are providing us with tons of entertainment, often more than the places that we actually pay to entertain us. The fact that they get mad and ban "trolls" who are actually the ones willing to pay them might be the funniest part of the entire thing.

Frankly, I’d rather they make their own money than my tax dollars funding their junk food addictions.

There’s nothing on the internet worth fucking up your emotional well-being over, let alone anything a cow does. I’ve had disagreements with other users, but even this is autistic behavior. If you’re not having fun you need to log off and have a smoke. If you need to blogpost keep it vague and only do so if it is relevant to discussion.

Sometimes it’s hard not to get angry when kids or animals are involved, but that’s a very small fraction of the cows here. Lolcows do not improve, they do not change, being angry at them is wasted emotion.

Edit: The Farms isn’t the internet police either, the amount of people I see insisting that we should take things to irl levels is disturbing. It’s not like our reputation with normies is stellar, the last thing we need is self righteous assholes doing retarded shit in our name.

 

[Star Platinum]

I think the Tomlinson thread is the only gold example of what Null actually wants from his community, because the tranny threads attract hypersensitive literal autistic home of the sexuals sperging about semantics nobody cares about, whereas Fatrick appreciators are just plain funny.

you thought wrong. Null went into the Tomlinson thread and shat on everyone for laughing at the swatting audio

 

[Florence]

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[WolfeTone]

The forum is now full of virtue signaling ourobouros cocksuckers who care more about having "based" threads than actually providing content/discussion. Instead of getting new information about Keffals yesterday, we had pages of retards screaming "NOT REAL WOMYN!!!" and whacking off everyone who agrees with them, and generally being gunts to anyone actually trying to further the story.

Yeah, people tend to completely ignore the pinned rule above the post box on every lolcow thread that says "Don't derail, if you have nothing to contribute, don't post" and that rule, unfortunately, seems to be very arbitrarily policed. Naturally, jannies can't be everywhere at once, but I have a feeling some people can let their personal preferences allow them to become biased towards allowing some off-topic posts but not others.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

People are shitting on you for this but I get what you mean. The problem isn't inherent to their political views, but the entitlement they feel towards this forum and how threatened and butthurt they get when they see an opinion they disagree with. I used to post to A&H but I had to stop years ago because people weren't interested in discussion, just circlejerking about how based they are.

It somewhat mirrors what happens in far left spaces as well, although thankfully your unpopular opinions don't get you excommunicated or banned. Still, it's just as annoying. I think a lot of it stems from the fear that any approval of left leaning politics they see on KF means KF is going to become like everywhere else.

Very accurate on how I feel.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

From the bottom of my fucking heart, I beg of you: lighten the fuck up. Stop getting mad at Wings of Redemption and DarkSydePhil making money. Stop frothing at the mouth with rage every time a person-of-gender joins the forum. Stop chasing away content and let potential sources say what they have to say before you start judging them

I don't do any of those....except for the @Cauchy incident. For that I apologize.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

(Note: While my join date is in 2022, I have been lurking for over two years and only created an account in case Null closed registrations again and I really wanted to post something.)

Thank you so much for posting this, Null. I was thinking the exact same thing since the Keffals incident.

This is a forum to gossip about people on the internet. This is not a political movement to fight against people you don't like. This is not your personal army to attack or ruin someone who insulted your internet daddy (even if that internet daddy is Null). This is a forum to laugh at retards and the retarded things that they do.

Ethan Ralph, DSP, Wings, Nick Fuentes, Keffals, etc... are all just clowns who deserve to be mocked for the dumb shit that they do, not evil villains who we try to start GamerGate 2.0 with. There are a few exceptions with threads that pertain to people/groups that actively and openly hurt people or animals (Baby Monkey Hate, Nick Bate, Sappho, etc...) where direct intervention and cancellation are justified, but those cases are far and few between.

Also, anyone who swats deserves to be doxxed and arrested for attempted murder. It isn't funny, is often counterproductive and actually helps the person you try to swat, and very few lolcows deserve to be murdered.

Gay.

Fatrick appreciators

Fatrick is truly the cow of refined gentlemen

 

[Soycast Guy]

A&H IS this site, faggot. Aside from the occasional anti Trump thread or the Salon, which got put there just so you and the rest can mock people in a safe-space anytime you feel an itch to.

The whole point of this site is to laugh at retards. That’s the main attraction. A&H is just a sub forum. There’s sub fourms about movies, video games, music, food, and yes, even political sperging. There’s sub fourms for everything but none of those are the point of this site. It’s about lolcows.

 

[LiquidKid]

Is the influx of problem users due to increased media coverage of KiwiFarms, new lolcows with hatefans, or a generational difference? Exaggerated depictions of 4chan seemed to attract people who fit the depiction and it created a cycle. I wonder if KF is dealing with the same issue.

I blame the Christchurch Shooting.
The site got a ton of coverage for refusing to remove the video, which then made it the “alt right conspiracy site” and so forth. Then the zoo sadism shit happened and it was seen as “the place to openly hate furries.” Then Byuu did his bullshit and it was “the place that literally kills trans people” etc etc etc.

High energy low-IQ people came to spread their “hate” not realizing that the whole point is to document and laugh. Sort of like how every ween just assumes Chris will give them a legendary reaction on the level of dirty crapped briefs, ignoring the fact that it took a long time to get those reactions and they were to specific people.

 

[msd]

The whole point of this site is to laugh at retards. That’s the main attraction. A&H is just a sub forum. There’s sub fourms about movies, video games, music, food, and yes, even political sperging. There’s sub fourms for everything but none of those are the point of this site. It’s about lolcows.

The history thread on general and the video game subforum are the comfiest parts of this website.

Unless you enter the DBD thread, then we all rage post about shit updates.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Stuff

Up yours, butthole. First thing on my list.

1. Go to MovieBobs house and break into his basement.

2. When he is out for MCDonalds breakfast, cover the room for in blood from his mother I just murdered. Hang her corpse right above the bed.

3. Wait till he enters his room to tweet for 37537 hours straight. He is like “Visa ve! Ergo! Expurrabcce! Something foul is a afoot and it isn’t my gastronomic flux from the 300 chicken nuggets I consumed!”

4. Pop out from the closet screaming with a autistic warcry and proceed to Zangief piledriver him into his moms corpse.

5.”Whhhyyyy?” He moans after being crippled.

6. Me, then pulling out a cool battle axe to finish the job “Because your tweets were gay, idiot fucker.”

And if you think that’s immature, you need to get a funny bone, doofus.

They just don't want you bringing your yeasty vagina into their mukbang threads.

Wow, please learn some manners and not be rude.