Principles of the Kiwi Farms

Wirmer Flagge said:
i stumbled on this site. i'm probably not your typical user - i'm over 35, i rarely use social media, i've never been on twitch, my last gaming setup was genesis and super nintendo, i voted for obama twice and trump once, but if i found you, others will. i'm intrigued. but that's partly because i'm not quite sure wtf is going on around here. i feel like i've found a secret society. maybe start a fundraiser? is that naïve
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welcome soon-to-be fellow boomer, enjoy your stay.
 
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Sammy said:
Nobody cares what I want, but if we're venting, I just want to read stories about weird people online for entertainment, weird people are interesting to read about.
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I'm somewhere between this post and migrating away from 4Chan because of the quality decrease in posters on that site and I wouldn't be surprised if a percentage of the newer users here have that in common with me. I just want to be able to talk about the shit that interests me (weird people online) without someone else shitting up the threads. simple as.
 
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RabiesTheRedneck said:
Nah I hate this pushover "live and let live" mentality dissident internet subcultures have. You shouldn't forgive your enemies because that's faggot shit and faggots never win. As soon as Keffals began silencing people and gloating about it everything besides irl shit immediately became warranted, including deplatforming him.
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Maybe Wings isn't the problem in your case, much less Keffals even 🤷🏼‍♂️
Also: >furry
Take your pills, nutso.
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The moment you get a cow pushed off the internet is the moment you cut off the content. If you don't like a cow making money and it makes you mad, fuck yourself.

You are using the site wrong and you should maybe think about why you are mad all the time for no reason.

I may not like someone, but laughing at them and cataloging their dumb shit they do is part of the fun because most of the time, the shit people do (like Ralph, Keffals, Flamenco, etc..) is so unbelievable that is it severely comical.

Some of us may be assholes on here but it is all in fun. We want people to have fun and laugh as well... so if you are angry at a cow, lighten the fuck up retard.
 
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I don't understand getting seething fucking mad at cows, the fact that they're on this site in general means they're already fucking weird or fucking pathetic (or both). When you get hopping mad at them for making money or whatever the fuck, just kind of makes you look like as much of a tard as they are. Wings or DSP or Keffals can grift all the money they could ever need from their fans, it doesn't make them any less stupid.
 
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Gonna throw my worthless two cents onto this trash fire of a thread cause why the fuck not.

I've been an avid lurker here since 2016 and from when I first started reading the site it took about a week to figure out the basic culture and etiquette of the Farms. IE. You can look, but don't touch or you will be mocked for being a retard.

If I can figure that out in a single week of casual observation, then there's no excuse for turbo-online faggots who spend every waking minute of their day shitting up threads to not understand how things are done here.

Allowing registrtions again was a mistake, and that's coming from someone who joined in that time frame.
 
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RabiesTheRedneck said:
Nah I hate this pushover "live and let live" mentality dissident internet subcultures have. You shouldn't forgive your enemies because that's faggot shit and faggots never win. As soon as Keffals began silencing people and gloating about it everything besides irl shit immediately became warranted, including deplatforming him.
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel "live and let live" is one of the biggest contributers of why the farms is a thing. Other people enjoy being autistic spergs, people are allowed to mock their enjoyment of said autistic likes. If they have any skin, they won't give a fuck about what the people here think. Of course, many cows on this site can't do that which is why so much milk on them exists.
 
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Most cows aren't worth being mad over. Just point and laugh and if there are enablers point and laugh at them too. Certain Horrorcows are what drive me up a wall like Hollie Dance. She has legitmently made me fucking mad but at the same time yelling in a thread does nothing for nobody.
 
Man, please don't ban all the new users. I put a lot of effort into choosing this username :blart:(okay, not really)
Also, I try to stay away from the threads of the cows who really make me angry. One example is the Movieblob thread. You won't find me in there (much) because that dude really has a knack for making me MATI. I just have to ignore him.

PS. I lurked this place for years before making an account. I understand the concern with new users not knowing the culture of the farms. I'm likely guilty of exactly that, but you gotta give us a chance to learn. I said it before in this thread and I'll repeat it again:

DOXING IS GAY. SWATTING IS EVEN GAYER (and it could result in murder. no cow deserves that, really) DONT BE GAY. LOOK, DONT TOUCH.

:null: please no ban
 
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Absolutego said:
IIRC he was gifted T&H by another user.
He's been put on summer vacation for the next week for his mental health anyways, there's no reason for people to keep replying to him.
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Shit now I have to engage with the actual topic!

Regarding the Wings troll thing I agree with Jersh, don't thumb the excrement, don't finger the fecal matter and all that. The Wings trolls are cows as much as Jordy himself is and they should be treated as such. They have unleashed so much life ruination upon him that's no longer funny (if it ever was). They should be met with "Why do you give such a shit about the sad fat man that you spend hours undermining him? Are you pathetic, have you nothing else to do? Are there no proper, organic grass fed cows you could be laughing at instead of doing the same tired shit?"

Now, where I descent is the on the Tranny shit. When some weird troon comes in and starts passive-aggressively demanding we play pronoun games and calling Lucas 'beautiful' you have to know where that is going to go. The troon did too and that's why it frontloaded the post with all it's troon nonsense. If you think he was here going "Oh if only those bigots could have put aside their bigotry I would have given them so much fuel for their bigottry!" in earnest I have a bridge to sell you. It wanted to engage in some drive by attention seeking, period. We shouldn't play games with these creatures, we shouldn't abandon our principals over some crumbs of information. Deep cover has it's place, feigning civility to gather information is fine on the outside but in the thread, the temple, sitting among the congregation? There is nothing to feign that wouldn't proven false in seconds. That thing was every bit as much a cow as Keffals, it had no intention of doing anything beyond being noticed before employing the outs it baked into it's initial post.
 
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