Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Kovic's Work Buttplug]

Hey, you put a lot of effort into this post and I just wanted to let you know that I didn't read any of it.

Didn't ask.

You might want to take a second glance.


Just because someone uses a dox you posted to break the law doesn't make you an accessory, unless you gathered it specifically so someone could use for criminal purposes. Going by the definitions you linked, at least. Like you, I'm not a lawyer.

You might want to take a second glance at my post. I said investigated, not charges brought against you and not prosecuted. Would you want to act in a manner that could get you investigated by the FBI? Why risk it?

 

[Sanshain]

I'm not a fan of internet jannies, but it feels like it might be wise to have more tone police. I remember waaaaaaay back when I first joined, I made a passing suggestion about sending Chris a DvD of Sonic Boom (I think? It was 5+ years ago now, holy shit...) and got a warning almost instantly for 'no trolling plans'. It was excessive as it was a joke, but it immediately impressed upon me that I shouldn't do things like that.

Letting people know when their posts are cringe might work? I don't know, just my thoughts.

 

[Asda Smartprice Sausage]

There is no "No Nigger Furfags Allowed" rule

Yet.

 

[DickMain]

Newfags forget what board and fourm culture is... lurk first/ lurk more

My suggestion has always been to just limit the amount of times per-day a new user is allowed to post that eases up over time or something.

 

[ñññ]

I like the way you beg, boy.

 

[Table Country]

Because some members of the peanut gallery are planning to gut friends of mine.

Really? Have they laid out their plans in detail? What is their final solution for Wormy's nebulous friends? Or, you know, did they just say "I want to kill niggers (in minecraft)"? You might as well blow a gasket whenever a twitter user says that all white men should be killed.

@Shamash

Is he a mod? Does he own the site? Is he representative of the average user? I know you think the answer to the third question is "yes" because you do nothing but post in the retarded sections of the site. If you were one of the weirdos that only posted in the vtuber thread you'd think everybody was a creepy weeaboo.

Yes, since they're not going to stay at being goobers online. They vote, son.

I'm sure Emperor Dolan will round up all the blacks and grind them into pepperoni if he gets reelected.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Letting people know when their posts are cringe might work? I don't know, just my thoughts.

That's what the or stickers are for.

 

[Doomguy246]

Jannies and a cooldown mechanic where points 'tone-policing' equals getting restricted post ability for a time. (So 20 minute cooldown per point? Points expire once a week. Unless you have more than 12 in which case t's one per ten days.)

25 points gets you banned.

 

[Sammy]

Nobody cares what I want, but if we're venting, I just want to read stories about weird people online for entertainment, weird people are interesting to read about.

Everything else people now use this site for, thinking this is finally a "place for them to speak their minds openly about world subjects, express their unpopular opinions they just can't on some other site, to talk about what's really going on, on who needs to be stopped, or what they want to have happen in the world" or whatever, it just kinda gets in the way of reading stories about weird people online for entertainment.

People trying to win an argument with someone for pages at a time just kinda gets in the way of reading stories about weird people online for entertainment.

Maybe try just reading some stories about some weird people online guys. Buried under all this other stuff, it's a pretty good site for doing that. There's some very entertaining stories here.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I'm not a fan of internet jannies, but it feels like it might be wise to have more tone police. I remember waaaaaaay back when I first joined, I made a passing suggestion about sending Chris a DvD of Sonic Boom (I think? It was 5+ years ago now, holy shit...) and got a warning almost instantly for 'no trolling plans'. It was excessive as it was a joke, but it immediately impressed upon me that I shouldn't do things like that.

Letting people know when their posts are cringe might work? I don't know, just my thoughts.

I agree with this

@Null it's time for some more aggressive jannying on anyone who practices gayops and zoomerism. If they take the criticism and change, mission accomplished. If they fail to realise how utterly demented they're acting and cope enough about it to earn a thread or site ban, we get rid of a pest. Win/win.

 

[CircuSphere]

is wormy schizophrenic or something wtf

He's some Gen-X/Boomer guy who appeared in A&H a few months ago. Best I can tell he's a man without a country, he still believes in the left of 1990 or some shit, he sperged out in a thread about how the left cannot be funny (literally the point of the op-ed and totally on topic) by citing 40 year old sitcoms from the fucking 80's or some shit as evidence that they are just so funny you guys! At the same time he knows the modern left is insane and will duck for cover and disavow them constantly. He's a slippery worm.

So when you see Wormy just remind him that his country, his party, his ideals, all of it is dead. Make sure he knows that he is irrelevant and that the current political paradigm has no use for fence sitting cowards living in the past. Let him know that his precious harmonious multicultural democracy is dead and that the left killed it.... Then let him know that they would do it all over again and that he was an integral part in the march up to this point.

Like the worm I may have endorsed some stupid shit in my day, I've horked and clapped my flippers for John Stewart even (shit I think I even have his history book somewhere) but at least I have the balls to admit that I was wrong.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

As I have said many times, shut down, A&H and you have a better site.

So you think deleting what is effectively a containment board for politispergs would help the site? How? They would just flood into rant about blacks and jews somewhere else in a thread completely unrelated. It's like the people who used to always ask Moot to delete /pol/ even if he did you would have to manually ban every single frequent poster for it to be effective. It's just not happening.

 

[make_it_so]

Oh girl, you just made Their List.

They go after the money trails hard. If you show up on the White Hat's radar, honey, there ain't nothing but a firing squad in your future.

>"Oh girl"
>Not knowing The Last Stand is a guy with a thirst for old Hollywood actresses

You're exactly the kind of retard we're talking about - lurk moar.

 

[Gamercat]

@Wormy

 

[Zips]

The sperg owner of a sperg website spergs out over spergs sperging a sperg.

 

[Jomi]

i stumbled on this site. i'm probably not your typical user - i'm over 35, i rarely use social media, i've never been on twitch, my last gaming setup was genesis and super nintendo, i voted for obama twice and trump once, but if i found you, others will. i'm intrigued. but that's partly because i'm not quite sure wtf is going on around here. i feel like i've found a secret society. maybe start a fundraiser? is that naïve

Founder of the site is a notorious far Right criminal and enemy of the state, if he were to try anything like this it would only serve to give Mossad more clues as to his current whereabouts and security arrangements.

 

[Coelacanth]

People trying to win an argument with someone for pages at a time just kinda gets in the way of reading stories about weird people online for entertainment.

Maybe try just reading some stories about some weird people online guys. Buried under all this other stuff, it's a pretty good site for doing that. There's some very entertaining stories here.

This. It's way funnier when the cows try to take the "fight" to us and flail about screeching uselessly when we shitpost about them (case in point - Konta the husky in the Character Reference Sheet thread). Those are the kind of things I come to the Farms for nowadays.

 

[Quintus]

Nobody cares what I want, but if we're venting, I just want to read stories about weird people online for entertainment, weird people are interesting to read about.

Yeah same. I just want to have a laugh when I got nothing else to do at work.

 

[raspberry mocha]

lmao it's just the internet brah close your eyes and walk away

I mean, the only time I really cared about cow tipping was when kids were involved, but I've stopped that and actually feel ashamed about it since it's pointless to moralfag over internet strangers whose antics provide me with entertainment. And who the fuck even has time to SWAT people? Shit I just wanted to laugh at Chris and deathfats.

 

[Smallpox Dox]

Can we still piss off the New Zealand government?

Tarrant did nothing wrong.