Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Wormy]

Like I said, Something Awful is the place for you.

No, they'd ban me for the right wing portions of my paradigm.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

I would really prefer you would be quiet, but yes you are correct.

 

[Jelli]

I just want all of you to know I value your friendship.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

We have the TES thread and a genuine (tbh rule-breaking, if it weren't for Null's personal green light) lolcow thread for Trump.
Judging this site based off the TDS thread existing is fucking stupid.

I'm bipartisan on it - I despise all of those threads and would love to see them gone. Some of the worst threads on the site. Just reddit tier trash politic posting.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

I just want all of you to know I value your friendship.

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What does Kiwifarms inspire?

 

[Boom Boss]

What does Kiwifarms inspire?

Hate.

 

[NoddingOut]

@Wormy

Mate could you take your axe to grind somewhere else, you're just acting like a total bitch and baiting people to reply. Fuck off man. You're the exact kind of person this post was against.

Wish you the best of luck on your bussy loving though, we can all tell a mile off you're into that wet, loose bus bus.

Bye homo

 

[Jelli]

What does Kiwifarms inspire?

Record keeping and data hording.

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

Seeing Null be mad at his own community again made me make a account after months of lurking, I hope I can lower the average retardation in here somewhat

 

[Absolutego]

I'm bipartisan on it - I despise all of those threads and would love to see them gone. Some of the worst threads on the site. Just reddit tier trash politic posting.

Lemme tell ya, after becoming a mod you instantly appreciate the value of containment threads.

 

[Wormy]

@Wormy

Mate could you take your axe to grind somewhere else, you're just acting like a total bitch and baiting people to reply. Fuck off man. You're the exact kind of person this post was against

No. I see a lack of self awareness on this level, I'm taking that indignation and turning my proverbial wrists into the fucking end fight scene from The Wild Bunch with it.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Lemme tell ya, after becoming a mod you instantly appreciate the value of containment threads.

Yeah maybe if I were a mod I'd feel the same way.

The way I see it, Tes and the Trump thread are duplicates. It's the same set of posters making the same points in two different threads. I don't like the pro Trump version either.

Maybe the only kind of threads that are worse are the ones on celebrities, like this is the national enquirer forum or something.

 

[Jomi]

@Wormy

Mate could you take your axe to grind somewhere else, you're just acting like a total bitch and baiting people to reply. Fuck off man. You're the exact kind of person this post was against.

Wish you the best of luck on your bussy loving though, we can all tell a mile off you're into that wet, loose bus bus.

Bye homo

Yeah I doubt this african guy he keeps referencing is just a friend, he seems way too invested in what strangers are saying about him for that to be true.

 

[AIM Henchman]

Ban anyone who has ever posted, they should have lurked more.

Exceptions for anyone on the Anti-trans Leader board, since they evidence the best and brightest this site has to offer.

 

[AnOminous]

Anybody from A&N knows there is always a group uses that null getting pissed off about something as a push to get A&N shut down even if it's nothing to do with said problem. Always seems to be the newest fags that screech the loudest about it, sure a few older posters do but they all lean extremely left if you pay attention.

Some of the "new" ones are pretty obviously assmad banned users. There are really two basic kinds of A&N users, one is the kind who stays there and doesn't fuck up the rest of the site. So who cares about them? Leave them the fuck alone they aren't hurting you.

Then there are older posters who post on A&N and elsewhere and (mostly) keep A&N shit on A&N. So who cares about them either? Leave them alone, they aren't hurting you.

The only kind that is really obnoxious is almost always super-new users who show up and think the whole site is A&N and spew that shit everywhere. Those are what the report button is for.

It's really getting on the level of the tards on /qa/ who turned half the threads into REEEEEE delete /pol/ to compare to another containment board.

 

[Sealbaby]

Oh girl, you just made Their List.

They go after the money trails hard. If you show up on the White Hat's radar, honey, there ain't nothing but a firing squad in your future.

what is this 'White Hat' thing and where can I learn about it?

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Like any great empire, they couldn't topple Kiwifarms from the outside. Instead, due to generational shifts in attitude, due to zoomers becoming mockeries of what a normal human being is supposed to be, it's falling from the inside.

Congratulations, "joyless pricks", as our Dear Feeder so eloquently put it. You're destroying the last bastion of the old internet from the inside, and there's nothing we can do or will do about it because we will not stoop to your level of devilry. We won't dox you. We won't swat you. We won't really do shit other than ask you to STOP. And also ask you to PLEASE go back to your tranny gayops discords, and just leave this website alone. We don't want to associate with you, so why the fuck are you here?

Sorry if I'm being a doomer, but I just really am in awe at the fact that the worst of troons could barely dent this website yet some Gen Z fuckwads who were apparently raised by Satan himself are MKUltraing all of the normal members into submission.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Another probably gay and unhelpful suggestion, but if you want to protect your sources, maybe consider a policy that certain other websites follow- if a user disparages a verified insider they will be temporarily threadbanned.
There’s pros and cons, and potentially veers into cowtipping.
FWIW I’ve been on a website that used that policy and personally did not agree with it. Ultimately It allowed the cow to spread disinformation and users were not allowed to question it freely.

 

[Absolutego]

what is this 'White Hat' thing and where can I learn about it?

for the love of God, please do not get him started.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

When I feel like it. Digital mutilation's gotta be done, sport.

We've already been round n round on that level.

I don't deserve joy, so why would I have it?

Just shut the fuck up, nigger. And that's the last thing I or anybody else should tell you. You're a bloody nigger, a fucking zoomer, and your internet access will hopefully one day somehow be restricted by the CCP.