Principles of the Kiwi Farms

While politics obviously intersects with many of the cows and community watch threads and therefore can't be totally avoided, some people don't come here to laugh at idiots cows but to sperg about politics. I've seen a few posters say they never post anywhere but off topic or news threads, which really should be a secondary part of the site if it all.

The worst threads on the site are the politically motivated ones. There are a thousand other sites to discuss that shit, let the rest of us have escapism in dumb people on the internet
 
I feel this can easily be solved by doing a few things.

1. Set the site to invite-only
2. Make it so accounts from 2021-2022 (the shittening caused by /pol/ cunts from the elections, Wings, Chris, Keffals spergs) are set to a daily post-limit of like 2-3 posts so they can't just shit the place up all day.
3. Set it so 2021 and onwards accounts have to prove to understand the sites culture before they get full posting priveleges..- you can still enjoy the site and be a lurker.

This should cut down the amount of faggoty cunts that are not getting the picture.
 
I first heard about The Farms when Null first went on The Dick Show and would use it to get the dirt on whatever weardos I was curious about but didn't make an account until recently. It always seemed obvious to me what the general attitude on here was supposed to be. Look but don't touch and have fun. Now that I do have an account I wish I made it earlier because that little date listed feels like a stigma.
Don't let it be, Just have fun and try and crank out some posts of quality other than that there is nothing wrong (personal opinion, others might disagree) with lurking around until you feel comfortable with posting.
 
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Because they're a bunch of miserable, unstable lunatics who see invisible Nazis everywhere and whine at the admins that the site is full of these imaginary Chuds and Nazis who want to genocide them all but continue to post there all day anyway for reasons they can't explain.

Like the man said, it's pretty much your own personal Valhalla.
 
for those proposing limiting registrations to invite-only, null has stated that he personally invited anyone who asked while registrations were closed last year. why would he waste his time vetting strangers, when he can simply tag their profiles, leave them to be ridiculed for their ineptitude, or ban them outright when they cross the line?

I invited everyone who emailed me asking for an invite during the lockdown.
 
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We have the TES thread and a genuine (tbh rule-breaking, if it weren't for Null's personal green light) lolcow thread for Trump.
Judging this site based off the TDS thread existing is fucking stupid.
And people want the TES thread gone and blast it to hell and back. Can't say the same for TDS thread.
They align with your sensibilities from what I've seen, they ban anybody to the right of Mao over there on principal.
No, if they do that, they don't. I'd get the hammer pretty quick for some of my shit.
They cherish their black people and hate the nazi's, just like you!
Valuing your friends and hating Hun cocksuckers should be the default, not a selling point.
Because they're a bunch of miserable, unstable lunatics who see invisible Nazis everywhere and whine at the admins that the site is full of these imaginary Chuds and Nazis who want to genocide them all but continue to post there all day anyway for reasons they can't explain.
First, the people I'm talking about are not imaginary. Go tell @SSj_Ness he doesn't exist, since he's the catalyst for the bulk of my anger in this. The only reason I've been raging in THIS thread is because of Null's hypocrisy on "Go easy on the video game grifters, but killing off libtards/troons/gays/Jews is a-okay. Get mad at them all you like."
 
"Stop being such a joyless prick"
Has it occurred to you that I like being a joyless prick? That it ironically brings me joy?

No, of course you didn't, because that's insane. I'm insane. You're telling an insane person what to do and expecting them to do it, which also makes you insane. And I ain't listening to no backwards running cuckoo clock!

Wait, what was going on?
 
And people want the TES thread gone and blast it to hell and back. Can't say the same for TDS thread.

No, if they do that, they don't. I'd get the hammer pretty quick for some of my shit.

Valuing your friends and hating Hun cocksuckers should be the default, not a selling point.

First, the people I'm talking about are not imaginary. Go tell @SSj_Ness he doesn't exist, since he's the catalyst for the bulk of my anger in this. The only reason I've been raging in THIS thread is because of Null's hypocrisy on "Go easy on the video game grifters, but killing off libtards/troons/gays/Jews is a-okay. Get mad at them all you like."
For fuck's sake, will you just fuck off for a little while?

Go rage on his profile page or something.

You're exactly what people are talking about, you joyless fuckwad.
 
I've donated to the Clinton Foundation. But that's okay as it's the right politics.
Oh girl, you just made Their List.

They go after the money trails hard. If you show up on the White Hat's radar, honey, there ain't nothing but a firing squad in your future.
 
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