Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

"Please be nicer to the video game streaming grifters, but do go kill the Jews and Niggers." That's why.

Based and twitchpilled.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

Damn…you can be gifted T&H? Someone needs to hook a nigger up. That’s better than someone sucking me my penis.

 

[GorebyHog]

LAUGH.
LAUGH.
LAUGH.
LAUGH.

 

[K!w!Fartz]

Become T&H, donate $20

I always thought this site should have more emojis that you can unlock by spending money. sort of like discord. have paid for thread specific emojis that are free for everyone in that thread to use.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

The internet is serious business y'all

Yeah, stop having fun please

 

[MoffAlbert]

You first.

 

[Absolutego]

I will never stop having fun

 

[Sneedmiser]

If that's what it takes to save the kiwi farms, I will stop being mad. Stop being mad... at the internet.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Let's be amused, not mad at the Internet.

 

[thejackal]

I like turtles.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

And I like elephants.

 

[WolfeTone]

Don't take anything on the Internet too personal. Keep in mind that every dumb person here is exclusively talking to themselves and only gets excited when they see a reflection, like a parakeet in a cage. Every smart person here is (hopefully) talking in general, recognizing that the audience is 90% silent, and thus must paint with broader strokes and force themselves to avoid the personal. Whereas most people are literally just laughing, talking, and learning in the bits of spare time they're allotted inbetween their busy lives, happy enough to have a place where they can speak freely.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

When I said "faggots never win" I wasn't trying to imply there was any end goal in mind I was saying that being charitable will would be used by pieces of shit such as keffals/ralph/etc. to stab people in the back. These are people who will see empathy as a weakness and just exploit it to do harm. This is literally something you have pointed out in the past, that a lot of these retards just exploit good will. No need to throw a hystrionic fit over it.
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Go touch grass. Or shower or in the least, log off.

 

[Cool Dog]

Whats that app at the end?

 

[Sealbaby]

i stumbled on this site. i'm probably not your typical user - i'm over 35, i rarely use social media, i've never been on twitch, my last gaming setup was genesis and super nintendo, i voted for obama twice and trump once, but if i found you, others will. i'm intrigued. but that's partly because i'm not quite sure wtf is going on around here. i feel like i've found a secret society. maybe start a fundraiser? is that naïve

We're basically people who were on Portal of Evil, Crush Yiff Destroy, and Encyclopedia Dramatica in the mid 2000s. Some of us never left. Others returned for the nostalgia factor and/or because we got jaded about intersectional ideology.

 

[gay]

Whats that app at the end?

Comedy Night (on Steam)

it is fucking dead nowadays unless you really want to round up some pals to yell nigger at one another over a game rather than Discord.

 

[Local Wordmason]

<>< lvl?

 

[Pickled Trousers 59]

I have joy like a river in my soul boy, praise be to be Jesus Christ my King and Messiah. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

I'm okay with these retarded newfags because we're likely to get some great halal threads. Drain Todger still holds a special place in my heart for being an absolute sped. And then there was this guy:

I laughed so hard in that thread I fell out of my chair.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I'm okay with these retarded newfags because we're likely to get some great halal threads. Drain Todger still holds a special place in my heart for being an absolute sped. And then there was this guy:
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I laughed so hard in that thread I fell out of my chair.

Link?