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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
I say Quinton should go for it, what do you guys think? There's nothing wrong with a garftuber following his heart.
He should but he might be dissapointed if she comes without a mouthfeel and she will have to battle against the other gruppies. My bad, Salandria is out.
This guy is so bland I didn't even realize he's had so many scandals, how does anyone actually manage to get through one of his videos with how bored and disinterested he comes across as?
Two words: Parasocial Relationship. Gets thrown alot these days but makes sense with Salandria's journal.
 
This guy is so bland I didn't even realize he's had so many scandals, how does anyone actually manage to get through one of his videos with how bored and disinterested he comes across as?

I remember I once let him autoplay when I was playing something, it was his Logan Paul movie review and I couldn't believe it was possible to drone through an entire movie. He reminds me of Your Movie Sucks, but instead of being nasally, he's droning and instead of wanting to fuck dogs, he wants to fuck Garfield. That and YMS actually jokes around, edits his shit and knows what he's talking about - Quinton knows fuck all.

BeigeFrequency has a good video on Quinton if you haven't seen it. It basically summarises his transition into faggotry.

I'm not surprised he has a small following of female dangerhairs, he's pudgy, weak-willed, and obsessed with childrens shit. I hope he doesn't get drunk off of half a budweiser at Vidcon and slide into bed with a fan, he would get metoo'd so fucking hard just because he looks like he definitely did it.
 
I'm not surprised he has a small following of female dangerhairs, he's pudgy, weak-willed, and obsessed with childrens shit. I hope he doesn't get drunk off of half a budweiser at Vidcon and slide into bed with a fan, he would get metoo'd so fucking hard just because he looks like he definitely did it.
Bare in mind that bigger aspies have gotten laid before but also that Q bitches about not having YT friends, he would likely freeze the moment he gets a chance. Being the expiatory goat, that one I can see. He likes to play being the goodie two shoes and has gotten in contact with people that likely want to use him. In any case I expect Quinton to be the one that is abused.

Quinton still did something that I still don't understand.
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This guy is so bland I didn't even realize he's had so many scandals, how does anyone actually manage to get through one of his videos with how bored and disinterested he comes across as?
He didn’t used to be like this, it’s legitimately shocking to me whenever I watch one of his old videos and remember how invested and funny he was in them. BreadTube basically ruined his life
 
He didn’t used to be like this, it’s legitimately shocking to me whenever I watch one of his old videos and remember how invested and funny he was in them. BreadTube basically ruined his life
I agree. I actually remember the first video I watched from him. It was the review of that shitty Fairly Odd Parents movie. The review itself was pretty okay, it had its own charm and that was enough for me to subscribe to him. IIRC, he was only at over 50,000 subs at the time I found him. Don't get me wrong, he had his flaws, but he had talent. I lost touch of his channel for a while. After coming back, I watched his Thinning review. I don't remember anything politically charged in the first review of it, but as as soon as he said "I hate Trump" in the Thinning sequel review, it was a major turnoff. After he started talking about Jontron as if the man had kicked his dog/cat/whatever, I was just done. I honestly did not see the things he said about Pewds or the others firsthand, but that only makes me want to stay away and let this sad pathetic little man cry it out. (IF that will ever happen, I have severe doubts.) To add on, I'm not a big fan of YouTubers getting politically charged in their videos and posts, especially where politics do not pertain to the matter. If I wanted to hear about someone complain about Trump, I'd rather sit down and listen to my aunt and uncle fight over it.
 
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Quinton you fool! What if someone were to archive this, devoid of context, and ensure that it was publicly accessible forever? This is dangerous!

Or rather, it would be, if it wasn't so obvious that Quinton has never had a woman in the first place.

Still think it's worth preserving, if only to point out that Quinton is dipping his toes in the water of what he can get away with. I think his desire to be liked is outweighed by his fear of being forgotten, and he seems to be poking and prodding to try to get any other internet personality to notice him. Like the classic neglected child, Quinton prefers negative attention over none at all.

We pay attention to you, Quinton. Pander to us. Go pick a fight or troon out already.
 
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Quinton you fool! What if someone were to archive this, devoid of context, and ensure that it was publicly accessible forever? This is dangerous!

Or rather, it would be, if it wasn't so obvious that Quinton has never had a woman in the first place.

Still think it's worth preserving, if only to point out that Quinton is dipping his toes in the water of what he can get away with. I think his desire to be liked is outweighed by his fear of being forgotten, and he seems to be poking and prodding to try to get any other internet personality to notice him. Like the classic neglected child, Quinton prefers negative attention over none at all.

We pay attention to you, Quinton. Pander to us. Go pick a fight or troon out already.
Those are lyrics from The Beatles song Getting Better.

 
Those are lyrics from The Beatles song Getting Better.


I'm aware, and most of the people responding to the tweet were aware as well, and Quinton was spamming it in the replies in case anyone didn't get it. My point was that he was gunning for shock value by posting the tweet, to then be able to ass-cover afterwards. Dude just wants attention so fucking badly.
 
Those are lyrics from The Beatles song Getting Better.

Verse 3 for anyone wondering. We are on the know that Q is big in Beatles lore so he likely tried to see if any "guppy commentator" was going to do any honest effort to cancel him, just to prove that there's a legion of horrible chuds that hate him for no real reason. Problem is nobody cares, except for us.
 
Verse 3 for anyone wondering. We are on the know that Q is big in Beatles lore so he likely tried to see if any "guppy commentator" was going to do any honest effort to cancel him, just to prove that there's a legion of horrible chuds that hate him for no real reason. Problem is nobody cares, except for us.
It's such an unfitting song for him to quote as well. Eleanor Rigby is much more his jam. especially the Father McKenzie verse.
 
Now this is a struggle tweet if ever I’ve seen one:

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Wait, at the bottom, that's Wib. Figures that Warhammer 40k youtuber would be associated with a Breadtuber like Quinton. Same fascination with obscure pop culture, same idiotic political takes, same shitty humor.
 
Z-Listers have to stuck with one another. The struggle is real.
‘‘Tis a shame. His wife and him do make some good content showing the evolution of Warhammer models.

About the only striking political take they had was claiming that the eagle in the Imperium of Man’s Aquila was”faschy” because the last people to use such an eagle were nazis. Despite the fact that the eagle symbol has been used throughout history.
 
He didn’t used to be like this, it’s legitimately shocking to me whenever I watch one of his old videos and remember how invested and funny he was in them. BreadTube basically ruined his life
Honestly Quinton was actually a pretty decent content creator till he made that Trump rant in the Logan Paul movie sequel because he actually made very genuinely interesting content like his Grave Encounters video and some of the earlier Fallen Titans.
 
How Quinton manage to speedrun to the level of smugness that normally you see in people with at least double the subs is a modern science mystery. Quinton wasn't the best by a long shot but you could tell there was a passion there, after the admission that browsing Reddit and Twitter is what keeps him doing shit I genuinely feel like the only reason he keeps doing YouTube is because he fears he has nothing else. I have already pointed out before that I think he bought his own hype because he likely is a novelty to his town as a youtuber, but what are the odds even his career path as a filmmaker was supposed to happen within YouTube?

After all his To Boldy Flee review and subsequent lore movie he points out he doesn't want his movies to be like Doug Walker's, a man that was infamous for believing himself to be the next Spielberg. He never says he wants to be like Scorcese or Tarantino, he never talks about movies that aren't either obscure for the sake of being obscure or Star Wars, and is very unlikely he even went to college to at least get a degree on Fine Arts. I think Quinton wanted to do what his Channel Awesome idols tried but didn't accomplish: make an empire of creators and produce movies that satisfied their audiences while being competent movies on their own. I know this sperg fest is long already but think about it, how would you feel if after a life of obsessing with CA you somehow hit it big and partner with rising youtubers and get to collab with them. Just like your old idols did, but with a bigger audience.

Quinton's demise is mostly about unmet expectations. His Fallen Titans somehow got him big and now he is stuck with it, it doesn't matter that he gave up with the concept months ago, the series is as much of a zombie as the Garfield franchise. He never reached the highs he anticipated yet he experiences the same lows of those he looked up to. He needs to make his channel work, he has nothing else, is his dream after all and giving up would just prove the guppies right. Quinton's story really is that of a man that sold the world for absolutely nothing but the thought that people watched him and liked him, a sad lie most content creators have to accept as such sooner rather than later. Most people that consume YouTube only watch you as a venue to stuff they want to know but are too lazy to get directly, they want an abridged version of a movie not an abridged version of your life. Most people that even orbit in Q's Twitter won't walk the distance to collaborate with him, most only even tolerate him because he parrots what they want to hear. "Nostalgia Orange Man Bad", "Fuck Chuds and all Neckbeards but Me" and "Notice Me Mommy Hontra".

He will never bounce back. His general production skills are shameful, his remaining contacts are mostly other misfit toys and he willingly deleted thousands of views of his channel that have costed him visibility. He could easily just exist on his little world reviewing what he wants but every few weeks he has to tweet something stupid to get reactions, own haters by addressing them where they can't respond and then cry victim that nobody likes him. His tweet of him not feeling anything might be true and all sensations he still has are all related to being noticed. Because that means he exists and being allowed to exist is all he really wants.
 
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Bare in mind that bigger aspies have gotten laid before but also that Q bitches about not having YT friends, he would likely freeze the moment he gets a chance. Being the expiatory goat, that one I can see. He likes to play being the goodie two shoes and has gotten in contact with people that likely want to use him. In any case I expect Quinton to be the one that is abused.

Quinton still did something that I still don't understand.
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Welcome to the Garfield Inner Circle.
> Nathan Mazri (Co-Founder of Garfield EATS)
> Hugh Jaynus
> Garfield fan
> ExpoDraws (Youtuber, animator and game dev?)

EDIT: Someone known to the Farms already also joined in.

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Context: According to GarfieldEats Twitter account a "board meeting" was held in Zoom, a video conferencing app which requires a job email, at 6 p.m. EST. The greatest and fairest minds on all things Lasagna Cat were invited.
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A company which has an inner circle of lolcows and zoomers what could possibly go wrong
 
I think Quinton wanted to do what his Channel Awesome idols tried but didn't accomplish: make an empire of creators and produce movies that satisfied their audiences while being competent movies on their own. I know this sperg fest is long already but think about it, how would you feel if after a life of obsessing with CA you somehow hit it big and partner with rising youtubers and get to collab with them. Just like your old idols did, but with a bigger audience.

This is more or less the conclusion Beige Frequency came to in his Quinton rundown; he thought he could be a TGWT orbiter (if not full on legitimate member of) and then the wheels fell off of it. The he saw that The Breadtubers had a similar approach with a similarly dedicated audience, and tried doing that, until he realized he wasn't the "academic" he needed to be to get anywhere with that, or as funny or witty as some of the lower-tier ones can get away with being.

Imagine having a crazy dream job and then getting kind-of-sort-of within reach of getting in on it, and then suddenly the entire "field", as it were, falls apart and you're just sitting there with your dick in your hand looking around seeing how you can salvage it. That's what happened to him, and that's a heavy blow to someone that clearly wasn't anything close to being all there to begin with.
 
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