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It’s funny. I’ve had this theory for a couple years now. I figured that the government falsely funded a certain percentage of jobs. There’s no way “Rachael” some early 20s bitch landed a six figure job as a “project manager”

I’d see this again and again. And couldn’t understand why. It’s one thing if a retard communist if ur flipping burgers, or a retarded neoliberal if you’re a boomer. But young successful people, not seeing anything wrong with the world. It makes sense they would be blind to it. They had no problem finding a career. They have a work life balance, they can afford vacations. It’s easy. But now. It all makes sense! They were literally all feds. Everyone that wasn’t just barely scraping by was subsidized into delusion by the fed. For niggers they prevent them for going feral by giving them welfare. For midwit 110iq. They just employ them
 
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I'm working through this thread slowly at work, but holy fuck this entire situation is hilarious and gloriously retarded. I can't IMAGINE being offered 8 months of pay to leave any job, let alone packing a shitfit about it, let alone trying to fucking burn the world down about it.

This one caught my eye though:
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I don't know the history of US military actions very well, but doesn't this mean Fancy-Magazine4794 would have been around for some of the unethical-ass oil-wars in the middle east? The stuff that came after 9/11 and Saddam? And if he wasn't serving, shouldn't he have been close to it, close enough he would've heard people talking about it and how much of a morally shitty, obviously deceitful thing it was?

If I do have those time frames correct.... then what the fuck does that say about this guy that this is the first thing that's shaken his dedication to the State in his career? It sounds he's both wilfully ignorant and terminally online, if the only thing that made him pull his head out of his ass and sniff the shitwinds is that now the President he personally doesn't like has been elected and is making changes.
 
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Lonjil said:
I don't really understand the lefts response to Trump team going through everything to find waste. Isn't it good that we eliminate waste lmao?
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DOGE is doing it in the most retarded way possible, against people most people hate.

Then in a few months Trump will blame Elon for everything wrong, say "I didn't know this was what was going on," cut ties with him and golly gee, all those federal jobs are gone and he'll replace them with his own people.
 
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With all these layoffs, we're going to see a lot of people entering the job market and the reality of how much Biden was fudging those unemployment numbers is gonna hit real hard.
 
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Lurkerish Kandor said:
If I do have those time frames correct.... then what the fuck does that say about this guy that this is the first thing that's shaken his dedication to the State in his career?
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It says a lot about that guy who stuck with it when Obama approved the use of drone strikes on US citizens. If he wasn't shaken then, anything he says now is full of shit.
 
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Amuro Ray said:
better yet, can we make it so i get to opt in to receiving the patdown from a sufficiently attractive female agent?

Go ahead and call me a gooner,
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what the hell kinda airports do you go to where you get handjobs at all, even from dudes?
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I wouldn't worry about it too much. It's 2025. Anyone still choosing to fly is doomed, just a matter of time. No need to pat down a corpse. lol
 
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This person isn't for real and just wanted some upvotes to jerk off with, right?

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RE: The cringy FBI anonymous 'letter' to MSNBC

The 'I am your honorable neighbor' effortpost was a failed military narrative trope from the 1960s.
It's identical to alphabet/military pamphlet drops of the era.
Even the most hotdog, apple pie, all american nuclear boomer didn't fall for that low-effort propaganda.
Only schoolkids and third-world battlefields.
Didn't work then, won't work now.
But I will shed a tear when your pension evaporates, your gun and badge are revoked, and your neighbors find out who has been reading their mail.

A tear of laughter.
Get wrecked, alphabet.
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Orange Rhymer said:
My previous employer (private manufacturing with old-school people) instructed us on the proper use of a sick day.
"If you are physically able to use your phone to call in a sick day, you are able to come to work".
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I used to work for a short amount of time at a company with a retarded boomer CEO who believed that until someone with the flu got the entire company sick and he was forced to shut down his company for 2 weeks.
 
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TaimuRadiu said:
DOGE is doing it in the most retarded way possible, against people most people hate.

Then in a few months Trump will blame Elon for everything wrong, say "I didn't know this was what was going on," cut ties with him and golly gee, all those federal jobs are gone and he'll replace them with his own people.
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What's the non retarded way then? Going through all the bullshit red tape so the stuff were seeing now is instead seen in 3 years?
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They don't actually care about waste, per se, they just hate waste that doesn't help them.
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It's better it goes to them and stays in the country then out of the country funding tranny orchestras and other bullshit
 
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