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ALMOST FORTY DOLLARS AN HOUR TO PLANT TREES?!?

Holy shit man, no wonder the US is over 30 trillion dollar in the hole.

Just send out some school kids to do it for a few hours a week. Shit, plenty of grown men would do it for a good lunch, some fresh air and exercise.

And you just know there used to be some preferential hiring for minorities on it as well. Might as well pay Demetrius FIVE TIMES THE MINIMUM WAGE for sitting on his sailphone in the shade while whitey keeps calling and asking where the f that tree he was supposed to get last week is.
 
i did not know this was a thing do other governments have this? if you are stupid enough to go to reddit to talk to strangers about your federal government job you should be fired immediately because you are a fucking dumb ass.
Probably late and so gay I've given everyone in a three mile radius airborne aids, but yes, they do. Witness UK retardation here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCivilService/s/HlUq4cB1dG
 
You don't know the true meaning of torture that is possible until you've suffered through the 15th fat she-boon negress this week who can't be bothered to put down the fork, or put in the 1% of effort that it takes to get something as simple as a financial disclosure statement, or a procedural schedule so I can plan things accordingly. These low-iq nogs are just smart enough to know that with their status as entrenched section 8-Americans strong  Black wahmen, they're practically untouchable and take joy in doing as little work as humanly possible.

I can almost hear the lip smack, that sucking in air through the teeth and the sound of she boon claws tapping the table, while she explains that you don’t get to tell her what to do, she’s a civil servant n’ shiat.

I’ve seen some black men work hard in the private sector, but the feds and any kind of government seems to attract the lowest kind of groids who are either naturally lazy, or seem to think that sitting and being useless while getting paid is their role in the race war against whitey.
 
kinda seems like she was already retarded.

As thread tax, i present you the extremely good news that trannies have now been forbidden to pat down people at the airports.
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kinda seems like she was already retarded.

As thread tax, i present you the extremely good news that trannies have now been forbidden to pat down people at the airports.
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Fucking good!

Imagine being a woman going on a trip, and as if the airport isn’t stressful enough as it is, some giant hun with a she/her pin starts pawing your body with his big man hands, trying to find some way to make “small talk” about tampons.

Gross.
 
no kidding
im pretty sure the average pizza delivery boy deals with more serious shit and expiriences more emotionally troubling scenerios than these folks and he still gets you your 'za in a timely manner

who wouldve thunk it
Pizza delivery boys have a higher mortality rate than police officers, because they’re expected to drive into the ghetto, unarmed, with cash on hand.

Every Fed should be forced to do that.
 
Pizza delivery boys have a higher mortality rate than police officers, because they’re expected to drive into the ghetto, unarmed, with cash on hand.

Every Fed should be forced to do that.
i honestly think every tech job office, government building and intelligence agency should have a designated hired highschool bully
just some bratty 14 year old kid who gets paid to do some very mild bullying, call people losers in the halls, slap sticky notes on monitors calling you ugly, pull the "GaylordSaysWhat?" joke on them... just crap like that...

because from what we've seen itt, something like that would IMMEDIATELY filter a good majority of worthless employees
make that a TLC show, i'd watch it
 
translation: your tax money was being used to pay him more than double minimum wage to plant trees on rich people's private property, and the property owners are allowed to pocket all profits when the lumber is eventually harvested.

Although nothing of the sort is mentioned in the OP, it's also a safe bet that somebody OP works under is getting kickbacks from the land owners because taxpayer money rarely changes hands without some of it making at least one complete circuit. The government frequently making terrible investments where there's a high rate of return but none of it goes to them or the people who fund them is a feature, not a bug.
Can we ban all of the TSA officers from performing patdowns? Has any TSA agent found anything during a groping session?
better yet, can we make it so i get to opt in to receiving the patdown from a sufficiently attractive female agent? I don't even mind occasionally getting the "assigned male at birth" agents from time to time as long as sometimes it's a real woman, as it stands I can't get on a plane without receiving at least one nonconsensual gay handjob so just about any change in policy is an improvement.

Go ahead and call me a gooner, but you can't argue that TSA wouldn't be more popular organization if the hot chick who checks my driver's license every time I'm in line at IAD was forced to give me a handjob instead.
 
translation: your tax money was being used to pay him more than double minimum wage to plant trees on rich people's private property, and the property owners are allowed to pocket all profits when the lumber is eventually harvested.

Although nothing of the sort is mentioned in the OP, it's also a safe bet that somebody OP works under is getting kickbacks from the land owners because taxpayer money rarely changes hands without some of it making at least one complete circuit. The government frequently making terrible investments where there's a high rate of return but none of it goes to them or the people who fund them is a feature, not a bug.

better yet, can we make it so i get to opt in to receiving the patdown from a sufficiently attractive female agent? I don't even mind occasionally getting the "assigned male at birth" agents from time to time as long as sometimes it's a real woman, as it stands I can't get on a plane without receiving at least one nonconsensual gay handjob so just about any change in policy is an improvement.

Go ahead and call me a gooner, but you can't argue that TSA wouldn't be more popular organization if the hot chick who checks my driver's license every time I'm in line at IAD was forced to give me a handjob instead.
what the hell kinda airports do you go to where you get handjobs at all, even from dudes?
 
Agreeable_jelly_7372 has found what appears to be a critical flaw in our nation's armed forces - they swear an oath to the president, not the constitution! This is dire because it means if the president orders them to carry out a Holocaust they'll have no choice but to obey them since our nation's servicemen and servicewomen all lack the intelligence to do anything other than perform their duties in the most literal way possible. If only we had noticed this three weeks ago it could've been patched out in time to save democracy!
Not even remotely true:
I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God. (Title 10, US Code; Act of 5 May 1960 replacing the wording first adopted in 1789, with amendment effective 5 October 1962).
 
Hope is on the horizon, true believers. LINK <ARCHIVE>
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FBI internal letter makes an impassioned plea to consider the sacrifices and humanity of the agents of the holy Bureau of Investigations. Even MSNBC cares.
Uncommon Sense was a Common Vice

Those with knowledge of the United States Marine Corps will recognize the irony of this title. I wish its words were not true, but as I write this, I believe they are. Currently, there is an effort to cull a significant number of career Special Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. This is an unthinkable action that will gravely undermine the security of the nation well beyond what many of our citizens are aware.

For those seeking to raise their awareness, I offer this vignette, free of political bias or moral judgment. It is not about any one person, but an amalgamation of multiple FBI Special Agents.

I am the coach of your child’s soccer team. I sit next to you on occasion in religious devotion. I am a member of the PTA. With friends, you celebrated my birthday. I collected your mail and took out your trash while you were away from home. I played a round of golf with you. I am a veteran. I am the average neighbor in your community. This is who you see and know. However, there is a part of my life that is a mystery to you, and prompts a natural curiosity about my profession.

This is the quiet side of me that you do not know: I orchestrated a clandestine operation to secure the release of an allied soldier held captive by the Taliban. I prevented an ISIS terrorist from boarding a commercial aircraft. I spent 3 months listening to phone intercepts in real time to gather evidence needed to dismantle a violent drug gang. I recruited a source to provide critical intelligence on Russian military activities in Africa. I rescued a citizen being tortured to near death by members of an Outlaw Motorcycle Gang. I interceded and stopped a juvenile planning to conduct a school shooting. I spent multiple years monitoring the activities of deep cover foreign intelligence officers, leading to their arrest and deportation. I endured extensive hardship to infiltrate a global child trafficking organization. I have been shot in the line of duty.

Something else about me, I was assigned to investigate a potential crime. Like all previous cases I have investigated, this one met every legal standard of predication and procedure. Without bias, I upheld my oath to this country and the Constitution and collected the facts. I collected the facts in a manner to neither prove innocence nor guilt, but to arrive at resolution. I am now sitting in my home, listening to my children play and laugh in the backyard, oblivious to the prospect that their father may be fired in a few days. Fired for conducting a legally authorized investigation. Fired for doing the job that he was hired to do.

I have to wonder, when I am gone, who will do the quiet work that is behind the facade of your average neighbor?

Author UNKNOWN

This allow you'd be laughable, but by golly, those Fedditors think it is a good idea to add their voices to the cause. They want to tell the American citizenry why it would be good to give a darn.

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Please share, feds. I like a little bit of funny fiction reading on a weekend.
 
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FBI internal letter makes an impassioned plea to consider the sacrifices and humanity of the agents of the holy Bureau of Investigations. Even MSNBC cares.
FBI niggers should count their blessings every day that the average American (actual Americans that pay more into the system than they’ll ever get out) are too good-natured or focused elsewhere to rightfully enforce each and every glownigger hang from the neck until dead. These treasonous fucks are terrified because they couldn’t demoralize a man they had every opportunity to totally buy out, and as a result have made themselves his enemy.
 
I might be more inclined to feel sorry for them if they hadn't spent the entirety of the first trump admin constantly leaking unfalsifiable "anonymous reports" to the press of things that never happened and constantly undermining him in the most public way possible. There wasn't even any subtlety to it, they were proud to be the deep state.
 
i honestly think every tech job office, government building and intelligence agency should have a designated hired highschool bully
just some bratty 14 year old kid who gets paid to do some very mild bullying, call people losers in the halls, slap sticky notes on monitors calling you ugly, pull the "GaylordSaysWhat?" joke on them... just crap like that...

because from what we've seen itt, something like that would IMMEDIATELY filter a good majority of worthless employees
make that a TLC show, i'd watch it
Make it a livestream and give the kid a speaker that plays TTS for $20. Slurs cost $100.

You won't just save money, you'll make the fed profitable that way.
 
The good news is that the Trump team are pretty certain they got the law on their side.

Under the unitary executive theory, all power over the executive branch is vested in the President.

(Shitlibs ohoy:

SCOTUS has shown itself to lean in this direction, and the Trump administration is so sure of themselves that they’re basically hoping for lawsuits to prove them right.

I’m sure some lib judge will rule in the feds favor, so all Trump needs to do is to ignore the lawsuits till it reaches SCOTUS. It’ll be a fun ride.
 
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