r/FedNews

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The crazies keep coming.
 
Redditor is getting advice from friends and colleagues to start looking for other employment opportunities. Redditor is conflicted about whether this is a good idea, or if they should hold the line™️
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However, most Fedditors are now feeling demoralized, and the general consensus is that it is time to get real jobs.
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We are now well and truly in the acceptance stage. It's always funny to me when reality forces Redditors to stop acting insane.
 
This sub is providing many laughs.

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They even have a suicide hotline pinned to the top of the page, featuring a heckin curly haired black woman!

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Omg! Imagine being humiliated that your firing didn't reflect your work performance! These people are so out of touch with the private sector. Being fired because you did something wrong is a bad thing! It would discourage prospective employers from choosing you over other candidates. Being fired because of lay-offs means you're perfectly good at your job, the problem was with the company needing to downsize.

And imagine having the gall to tone-police prospective employers! Way to signal that if they hire you, you will constantly be at HR, complaining about perfectly normal, mundane things and will make everyone around you miserable. Imagine believing that the recruiter you have told this is actually going to go to the companies they work with and inform them that if they want the privilege of interviewing the candidate, they're going to have to avoid certain questions, instead of realizing that the recruiter is suddenly not going to have any interviews to schedule for you...
 
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What a fucking self-sabotaging retard. This kind of question is common in interviews and the answer is quite simply "They were downsizing due to lay offs and I was apart of those lay offs". Simple, clean and doesn't reflect poorly on your performance. Shit, even if you were outright fired due to performance you still say it was lay offs. Not like they are ever going to do a thorough enough background check to find out.

Its far better than chimping out like a retard at your interviewer and guaranteeing your not even considered at all.
 
What a fucking self-sabotaging retard. This kind of question is common in interviews and the answer is quite simply "They were downsizing due to lay offs and I was apart of those lay offs". Simple, clean and doesn't reflect poorly on your performance. Shit, even if you were outright fired due to performance you still say it was lay offs. Not like they are ever going to do a thorough enough background check to find out.

Its far better than chimping out like a retard at your interviewer and guaranteeing your not even considered at all.
this is reminding me of those kids on Tumblr back when, who would list out every single obscure trigger they have and then kindly ask people not to post them, instead of just keeping quiet and being surprised when they get trolled with it
"I have a panic attack when I see pictures of tangerines, female parrots and collections of Nike brand shoes, do NOT send me those! wHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME PICTURES OF THOSE I CANT BELIEEEEEVE IT"

these adult feds are actually behaving like spoiled preteens with a blog and it amazes me every time
 
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"Guys I have to get a real job I literally have PTSD now."
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Luckily there are a handful of sane ones:
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>They doubled my drugs and now I'm dysfunctional, disassociating and having stomach problems
Well gee sister I just can't figure this one out, you're right, must be eeeevil Trump and Elon locking hands and doing a Dragon Ball duel attack to beam PTSD into your brain! What else could it be? Pop another pill, why don't you?
 
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Lol jesus christ.

No, you didn't lose 15 pounds in a week unless you're starting out at 300 pounds or some shit.

I'm trying to lose weight right now, so my eyes perk up when I see these numbers.

15 pounds in a week is a daily calorie deficit of 7500.

Is he running marathons or something?
 
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these niggers have never worked a real job in their lives, and it shows

you think the waitress schlepping food to a packed restaurant on a sunday morning has less stress than this? a factory worker moving totes of broken shit in and out? hell even a construction worker on a freezing cold morning or a baking hot afternoon?

fucker, you should be able to get a job in the private sector if your talents are so great, you've had at least 3 months to get ready and to shop around applications
 
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these niggers have never worked a real job in their lives, and it shows

you think the waitress schlepping food to a packed restaurant on a sunday morning has less stress than this? a factory worker moving totes of broken shit in and out? hell even a construction worker on a freezing cold morning or a baking hot afternoon?

fucker, you should be able to get a job in the private sector if your talents are so great, you've had at least 3 months to get ready and to shop around applications
I was just about to write something very similar.
Hell, they could get PTSD from this. As that last poster pointed out, PTSD is caused by stressors that fuck you up. You could, theoretically, get PTSD from weird things under certain circumstances (I heard a story once of someone who got it from a relatively minor injury, but that's because they had a serious injury in childhood, so they perceived the minor one later in life as a threat to their life and it messed them up.)
That being said, though, this also means that if anyone in /r/FedNews did get PTSD from this, then it means they've lead a life up to this point where they never had that level of stress before.
 
Lol jesus christ.

No, you didn't lose 15 pounds in a week unless you're starting out at 300 pounds or some shit.

I'm trying to lose weight right now, so my eyes perk up when I see these numbers.

15 pounds in a week is a daily calorie deficit of 7500.

Is he running marathons or something?

It's water loss undoubtedly. Fighters can lose a ton of weight when they dehydrate to make weight.
 
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