r/polyamory

[cluelessly]

totally appropriate post about raising children

Spoiler: nothing weird here

r/polyamory - So today, I had to help out with something I'd never even fathomed

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[AprilRains]

Brief lock sperging: Handcuff keys are pretty universal. You shouldn't have to pick anything. Also, if you can't be responsible with keys, don't get things that only unlock with a fucking key.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

A set of cuffs made as sex toys and just slapped on (not double locked) should have been shimmable without a key or need to pick anything.

In any case who really cares, the whole story is a giant nothingburger.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Those handcuff keys were "misplaced" up someone's butt.

 

[AprilRains]

Those handcuff keys were "misplaced" up someone's butt.

Time for Saw to show up wanting to play a game. Hint: The time limit's too short for a gentle extraction, but there's a scalpel right there...

 

[vertexwindi]

You can’t make this shit up.

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Can't make this shit up people. Rainbow hair.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

totally appropriate post about raising children

Spoiler: nothing weird here

r/polyamory - So today, I had to help out with something I'd never even fathomed

79 votes and 11 comments so far on Reddit

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He must live a really boring life if that's the most "interesting Sunday" in years. It also really doesn't have anything to do with being "poly" other than that's why he was there. It's just a kids story.

 

[AprilRains]

He must live a really boring life if that's the most "interesting Sunday" in years. It also really doesn't have anything to do with being "poly" other than that's why he was there. It's just a kids story.

Maybe it's about the correlation between poly and not protecting your kids from the graunchy details of your sex life. That'd be an interesting admission, if so.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

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I propose this title for this masterpiece of life trainwreck: "Stud, Slut, SoyBoy on a Snorlax". The Snorlax is awesome tho, and I tend to not give a flying fuck about Pokemon.

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

I propose this title for this masterpiece of life trainwreck: "Stud, Slut, SoyBoy on a Snorlax".

where's the stud tho

She posts in r/androgynoushotties for asspats like all the other enby/ftm eggs, so I propose the title:
"soyboy, soyboi, soyboy on a snorlax"

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

where's the stud tho

She posts in r/androgynoushotties for asspats like all the other enby/ftm eggs, so I propose the title:
"soyboy, soyboi, soyboy on a snorlax"

I should have written "stud"... Or maybe """stud""". It's the less soyboy looking smug asshole, our slut clings to so dearly. Meanwhile soyboy² is sad-spooning. You can guess who may drills into Slut and who may dry humb the Snorlax in the meantime.

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

You can guess who may drills into Slut and who may dry humb the Snorlax in the meantime.

In the pic, it looks like the snorlax is already reaching for the alcohol to cope with this indignity.

 

[Tanner Glass]

In the pic, it looks like the snorlax is already reaching for the alcohol to cope with this indignity.

Imagine a photograph where a giant, hand-knitted, custom-made, pokemon bean bag chair is the least embarassing thing in a picture by a substantial margin.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

The Snorlax is actually by a great margin the coolest thing in the picture. Which tells an awful lot about all the rest. Too bad that Snorlax is so obscured. And I can't blame it when it tries to dull the pain with alcohol. Or drinking the pipe cleaner. Huffing paint thinner.

 

[José Mourinho]

Crosspost from the Reddit thread from me, r/SubredditDrama is seething about the Snorlax one being made fun of:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reddit-general.8257/post-5639006

This caused some drama about it and thread is later locked, and r/SubredditDrama discussed about it in a mature and progressive way possible:

Op announces she's in an open relationship and all hell breaks loose. Sick snorlax tho

Posted in r/SubredditDrama by u/Spawnzer • 4,692 points and 1,715 comments

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https://archive.li/7zVmw

Spoiler: Tons of mad

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Not going into an open relationship makes you a neckbeard apparently.

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Ah yes, incels, known for their hatred of open relationships.

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Not being in a polygamous relationship makes you an alt-right bigot:

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Disliking the idea of replacing your diet with soylent makes you an alt-right:

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[AnOminous]

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Can't make this shit up people. Rainbow hair.

It's not even rainbow hair. Bitch just walked in and said "gimme all the Skittles colors."

 

[AprilRains]

It's not even rainbow hair. Bitch just walked in and said "gimme all the Skittles colors."

moar like shittles amirite?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You can’t make this shit up.

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Blue shirt guy looks like he wants all the cock in this relationship for himself.

 

[Boss Bass]

You can’t make this shit up.

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guess the third wheel would be a great forum game if it were juuuust a bit more challenging.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Who the fuck wears shoes indoors