r/polyamory

[Hux]

These morons really think their vision of polyamory is the same as a member of royalty owning multiple women? This is a false equivalence at best (thinking that kings actually loved their concubines instead of viewing them as pretty, fuckable ornaments), and horribly narcissistic at worst (comparing polyamorists to kings partaking in kingly activities), but completely shallow in both interpretations. Kings did not own concubines because they loved more than one person, they owned concubines because they were so wealthy that they could afford to indulge in their lust (which it was: lust, not love, and they almost always never had the same rights the real wife had). Polygamy had been largely practiced by the rich, not by peasants.

And even even it came to their queens, kings only ever married to secure deals between other noble families; Political dynastic intrigue first, love second. If the king really loved the queen he got married to, great. If he didn't, well, at least he has all these young, pretty hos he bought to take his loneliness out on and indulge in the sick shit his wife may not have been to big on fulfilling

 

[Free the Pedos]

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The Bible allows for non-monogamy (with slaves, concubines, and multiple wives), but it also makes clear by example that any relationship besides a monogamous one is bound to end poorly.

 

[LolNoIPLeaksEvenLMFAO]

I can only drop in some community watch threads occasionally, but fuck this is a hard one. It’s just like jfc people I’m sure the poly people that actually work out don’t talk about it on reddit ffs. I wouldn’t consider myself poly, but my wife is into chicks and that’s just something we plan to do before having kids. Not fucking date the damn chick willing to fuck a married couple.

R/poly land of the cucks

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

r/polyamory - TIL that the meaning behind “ménage à trois” is actually quite wholesome; it refers to a “household of three” and not the sexual act of a threesome.

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TIL that the meaning behind “ménage à trois” is actually quite wholesome; it refers to a “household of three” and not the sexual act of a threesome.

Speaking of weird poly-fuck logic...

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...what?

EDIT: No actually it does make some "sense" but I still find it odd

Idiomatic expressions, how do they work? (I'm waiting for this galaxy brain to come up with a reason for "my little cabbage" being a term of endearment.)

 

[tuscangarder]

I can only drop in some community watch threads occasionally, but fuck this is a hard one. It’s just like jfc people I’m sure the poly people that actually work out don’t talk about it on reddit ffs. I wouldn’t consider myself poly, but my wife is into chicks and that’s just something we plan to do before having kids. Not fucking date the damn chick willing to fuck a married couple.

R/poly land of the cucks

You are a cuck.

 

[PrincessHomura]

I can only drop in some community watch threads occasionally, but fuck this is a hard one. It’s just like jfc people I’m sure the poly people that actually work out don’t talk about it on reddit ffs. I wouldn’t consider myself poly, but my wife is into chicks and that’s just something we plan to do before having kids. Not fucking date the damn chick willing to fuck a married couple.

R/poly land of the cucks

Welcome to how every poly situation starts. Enjoy your cuckdom.

 

[LolNoIPLeaksEvenLMFAO]

You are a cuck.

I mean it’s gonna be a chick so if that’s the definition lmfao.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I mean it’s gonna be a chick so if that’s the definition lmfao.

Don't mind us. We'll patiently wait for your r/polymory post about how your wife decided she was actually a lesbian the whole time, divorced you, and took half your shit.

Be sure to update us on the (un)surprising details!

 

[Autisimodo]

I mean it’s gonna be a chick so if that’s the definition lmfao.

Has your wife cheated on you, regardless of who she cheated on you with or if it was consensual?

If so; you're a cuck.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I can only drop in some community watch threads occasionally, but fuck this is a hard one. It’s just like jfc people I’m sure the poly people that actually work out don’t talk about it on reddit ffs. I wouldn’t consider myself poly, but my wife is into chicks and that’s just something we plan to do before having kids. Not fucking date the damn chick willing to fuck a married couple.

R/poly land of the cucks

Lol that is going to end so badly.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I can only drop in some community watch threads occasionally, but fuck this is a hard one. It’s just like jfc people I’m sure the poly people that actually work out don’t talk about it on reddit ffs. I wouldn’t consider myself poly, but my wife is into chicks and that’s just something we plan to do before having kids. Not fucking date the damn chick willing to fuck a married couple.

R/poly land of the cucks

So, you think your wife will get this pesky lesbian/bi thing out of her system via a few threesomes and then she'll be raring to be a suburban soccer mom? Best of luck with that.

 

[tuscangarder]

I mean it’s gonna be a chick so if that’s the definition lmfao.

Your wife's a lesbian. She doesn't want you.

 

[Ndnd]

Setting aside all the gross emotional manipulation and cognitive dissonance of poly folx, I’ve always wondered how the hell they find the time and energy for extra relationships. Do they not have anything else going on in their lives? (i.e. jobs, friends, families).

I’m happily married now, but I still remember how exhausting dating was. Spending hours reading profiles, carefully vetting people, messaging them, getting ready for dates etc. was very time consuming. The inevitable emotional highs and disappointments weren’t fun either, it was a lot of work for very little reward, since 90% of the time there was never a second date.

I only know of one couple who had a successful long-term open relationship, but they were swingers who ended up going back to monogamy when they decided to get married.

 

[LolNoIPLeaksEvenLMFAO]

No I had to like talk her into it. It’s also not like I’m going to be watching. Jfc, I didn’t think having a threesom was that fucking crazy.

 

[PrincessHomura]

No I had to like talk her into it. It’s also not like I’m going to be watching. Jfc, I didn’t think having a threesom was that fucking crazy.

You talking your wife into sleeping with other people makes you more of a cuck, not less.

 

[bbfx]

Setting aside all the gross emotional manipulation and cognitive dissonance of poly folx, I’ve always wondered how the hell they find the time and energy for extra relationships. Do they not have anything else going on in their lives? (i.e. jobs, friends, families).

I don't believe most of them have proper relationships with the personal depth and the comfort I normally associate with having a relationship. I think they mostly go out on dates, or meet up to fuck. They stay stuck in the early dating phase, they never get to the point where you go grocery shopping together, do each other's laundry and know everything about each other. Which is when relationship become bearable, tbh.

 

[cflame]

No I had to like talk her into it. It’s also not like I’m going to be watching. Jfc, I didn’t think having a threesom was that fucking crazy.

Why did you talk her into it? Did you want to have a threesome that badly?

 

[SourDiesel]

Apparently this is the dude's fourth kiwifarms account. He claims it's because he keeps losing his password but more likely it's because he keeps getting embarrassed.

Either that or he's trying to troll.

Bad bait though, mate. I rate it 0/8. No one's even irate. We just conflate you with the traits of the homosexual and overweight.

 

[tuscangarder]

No I had to like talk her into it. It’s also not like I’m going to be watching. Jfc, I didn’t think having a threesom was that fucking crazy.

So you are manipulating your wife into having sex she doesn't want to have.

Sounds like a great way to make your wife hate you.

Either way you are still a cuck.

If he is trolling he's doing it wrong. Next time say are a poly gay man with 8.boyfriends.and 3 gfs. That this thread is hetero normative monogamous toxicity etc.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No I had to like talk her into it. It’s also not like I’m going to be watching. Jfc, I didn’t think having a threesom was that fucking crazy.

You had to manipulate your wife into letting you fuck another woman? You're a piece of shit and I hope she leaves you