r/polyamory

[Boss Bass]

Aella, a semi internet famous only fans girl writes about crippling insecurity contributed to by a toxic poly relationship and how the solution was... Becoming a prostitute.

https://aella.substack.com/p/escorting-was-good-for-me

Lost in her shitty opinion of self is just how shitty her perspective of men is.

Men have other factors in choosing a partner beyond appearance. Like how much they like anal, or if they have a fucking personality.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Aella, a semi internet famous only fans girl writes about crippling insecurity contributed to by a toxic poly relationship and how the solution was... Becoming a prostitute.

https://aella.substack.com/p/escorting-was-good-for-me

Of course the rest of the article is behind a paywall. Whatever, not like there's anything behind the paywall that would redeem her in any way.

This chick has so many cowish takes wrapped up in contrarian big brain reddit centrism I'm surprised she doesn't have a thread of her own.

There isn't a thread specifically for her but there is a thread about the wider community she more or less hails from: LessWrong
And here's the first post mentioning her

 

[9Style]

I knew a guy a few years ago. He was devoted to his wife. He eventually found out she was cheating on him. Then she came out and said she wanted an open relationship. The guy turned to alcoholism, had a mental breakdown. The last thing I heard was that he was moving into an assisted care facility, because he's so wrecked he can't even take care of himself anymore. She divorced him of course.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

Oh no, he's not following 1/2+7

Society's rules? Nonsense. Biology's rules? Bullshit. My meta's no cock rule? Bigotry. A Victorian-era rule on newlyweds' age I don't understand but want to weaponize? VERY IMPORTANT AND NECESSARY

half your age plus 7 rule right?

 

[DumbDude42]

https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/w27xsh/0_dates_after_12_months_of_enm/

kinda unremarkable story that we've seen a million times already, but the part about buying premium dating apps out of desperation got me thinking about whether there is actually a profit incentive behind promoting poly ideology to the normies

 

[Ashley]

https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/w27xsh/0_dates_after_12_months_of_enm/

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kinda unremarkable story that we've seen a million times already, but the part about buying premium dating apps out of desperation got me thinking about whether there is actually a profit incentive behind promoting poly ideology to the normies

It definitely is. What makes the company more money? Someone that's monogamous and only uses the app once or maybe twice given a break up, or someone that's always looking for another partner? This is why they released their statement that they want everyone to have an open mind about sexuality; because being picky makes them even less money.

 

[Fapcop]

https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/w27xsh/0_dates_after_12_months_of_enm/

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kinda unremarkable story that we've seen a million times already, but the part about buying premium dating apps out of desperation got me thinking about whether there is actually a profit incentive behind promoting poly ideology to the normies

Lmao, these fucking cucks.


Gf is getting laid.

Bf is getting zero action.

Bf sees a chance with someone who finds him attractive.

Gf says no because “I don’t know her that well!”

BF: “Ok babe, I’ll jusy spend money on a premium membership on Tinder then! Have fun getting railed by Jerome tonight!”

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

BF: “Ok babe, I’ll jusy spend money on a premium membership on Tinder then! Have fun getting railed by Jerome tonight!”

*Stacy. She has her fun with women.

 

[Brain Problems]

Let's check in on the subreddit and do some harvesting...

First up, a tale as old as time wherein two people open up their marriage and one of them realises they love the new fresh interesting thing better than the old one. Oh, and the new one has a spouse that is having panic attacks and freak outs when he considers that his wife is in love and getting nailed on the reg by a more superior fag than him.

Next on the perversion docket we have a bored broad who's desperate for some (vaguely) strange and has found it with another couple of friends. If it was me and I knew one of our acquaintances told my wife he was into her there'd be a fucking fight but strength of will isn't a strong suit in this sub-culture. Bonus points for her admitting she knows her husband is an anxious wreck worried about this exact sort of thing happening and going ahead and doing it anyway but being sure to let him know each and every excruciating detail because that's how you calm a man down.

And finally we have a word salad of degenerate horniness:

"Please reddit I want to make sex with house people when other house person not in house but how I do sex with people in house but not that person the other person??"

 

[Zarkov]

Next on the perversion docket we have a bored broad who's desperate for some (vaguely) strange and has found it with another couple of friends. If it was me and I knew one of our acquaintances told my wife he was into her there'd be a fucking fight but strength of will isn't a strong suit in this sub-culture. Bonus points for her admitting she knows her husband is an anxious wreck worried about this exact sort of thing happening and going ahead and doing it anyway but being sure to let him know each and every excruciating detail because that's how you calm a man down.
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This situation absolutely is your fault you dumb whore. I hope T finds his balls and gets the fuck out before he has to take sleeping pills to get over the noise of his wife getting railed by someone else.

 

[Constellationzero]

Let's check in on the subreddit and do some harvesting...

First up, a tale as old as time wherein two people open up their marriage and one of them realises they love the new fresh interesting thing better than the old one. Oh, and the new one has a spouse that is having panic attacks and freak outs when he considers that his wife is in love and getting nailed on the reg by a more superior fag than him.
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Next on the perversion docket we have a bored broad who's desperate for some (vaguely) strange and has found it with another couple of friends. If it was me and I knew one of our acquaintances told my wife he was into her there'd be a fucking fight but strength of will isn't a strong suit in this sub-culture. Bonus points for her admitting she knows her husband is an anxious wreck worried about this exact sort of thing happening and going ahead and doing it anyway but being sure to let him know each and every excruciating detail because that's how you calm a man down.
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And finally we have a word salad of degenerate horniness:
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"Please reddit I want to make sex with house people when other house person not in house but how I do sex with people in house but not that person the other person??"

Wait...what?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Let's check in on the subreddit and do some harvesting...

First up, a tale as old as time wherein two people open up their marriage and one of them realises they love the new fresh interesting thing better than the old one. Oh, and the new one has a spouse that is having panic attacks and freak outs when he considers that his wife is in love and getting nailed on the reg by a more superior fag than him.
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Next on the perversion docket we have a bored broad who's desperate for some (vaguely) strange and has found it with another couple of friends. If it was me and I knew one of our acquaintances told my wife he was into her there'd be a fucking fight but strength of will isn't a strong suit in this sub-culture. Bonus points for her admitting she knows her husband is an anxious wreck worried about this exact sort of thing happening and going ahead and doing it anyway but being sure to let him know each and every excruciating detail because that's how you calm a man down.
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And finally we have a word salad of degenerate horniness:
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"Please reddit I want to make sex with house people when other house person not in house but how I do sex with people in house but not that person the other person??"

Love how the "spouse" (probably wife, from context) reacting to being cheated on and emotionally abused is framed as "not being emotionally available" and a "power play."

 

[Big Rig 81]

Cuckold comes out to his family, gets disowned and written out of the will

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Cuckold comes out to his family, gets disowned and written out of the will

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I wish he'd posted his mom's letter. It sounds epic.

 

[DumbDude42]

Cuckold comes out to his family, gets disowned and written out of the will

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source? would like to see how the other redditors tryto spin getting cut off by your parents into a into a good and righteous thing somehow

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

source? would like to see how the other redditors tryto spin getting cut off by your parents into a into a good and righteous thing somehow

Found it here. Archive. Posted by "Dan_Chan_NA".

Looks like his folks are based Slavs.

 

[BubbleButt]

Found it here.

Groomer

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Groomer

Groomers are scum!

 

[Fapcop]

Cuckold comes out to his family, gets disowned and written out of the will

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Good to see a happy ending!

Hopefully the Slav parents had other kids and grandkids they can shower with love and affection.

 

[Zarkov]

Cuckold comes out to his family, gets disowned and written out of the will

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If I were a dad and heard my son say "my fiancee and her boyfriend" you can bet I'd disown the living failure on the spot. Fucking cuck. Though to be honest that story reeks of r/thathappened, while I don't doubt that the cuck's degenerate lifestyle created tensions with his parents, the whole "They unjustly disowned me and I turned back and said my piece before driving into the sunset" smacks of the kind of bullshit they typically write to make themselves appear persecuted by their unenlightened relatives in order to fish for reddit karma.

I imagine all that actually happened was his father called him a cuck, and then he drove to his fiancee's house and furiously typed this made-up bullshit while listening to his fiancee loudly being fucked by her boyfriend.