r/polyamory

[DumbDude42]

Also, from what I have heard, women are the primary winners in Open relationships cause its easy for them while men are shit out of luck, is this correct?

depends on the situation really
the 'winner' is usually the person who wants to open the relationship in the first place because that one usually has some prospective fuckbuddy lined up and ready to go in advance, and the other partner often isn't all that interested in going out dating again

but yes in general women tend to have an easier time looking for hookups than men

 

[MediocreMilt]

depends on the situation really
the 'winner' is usually the person who wants to open the relationship in the first place because that one usually has some prospective fuckbuddy lined up and ready to go in advance, and the other partner often isn't all that interested in going out dating again

but yes in general women tend to have an easier time looking for hookups than men

That's not always true. Don't forget the delightful subgenre of "I asked my partner to open our relationship, now they're dating three new people and I'm not having any luck. They wouldn't dump my metamours when I asked to go back to monogamy."

 

[Dread First]

Eugh, I know people IRL who think polyamory is anything but degenerate. I'm just saying man: if you're able to exist in a "polyamorous" relationship without issue: good for you, but your experiences are the exception and not the norm.

Most of the time, you won't end up like a chad swimming in pussy. You'll end up like poor ol' Jerry here: dying on the inside while your wife gets rawdogged by another man in front of your own kids.

 

[Fapcop]

“Understanding” husbands cucks himself into letting the wife fuck around, and asks R/polyamory about a pressing issue: How can he help his wife not feel guilt about pissing all over their marriage vows?

A poly-widower sets him straight:










Ouch: “The deep sadness and betrayal of being demoted from being her one and only, the love of her life for 14 years, to just being another guy she fucked sometimes. Which is exactly what I ended up being.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

“Understanding” husbands cucks himself into letting the wife fuck around, and asks R/polyamory about a pressing issue: How can he help his wife not feel guilt about pissing all over their marriage vows?

A poly-widower sets him straight:

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Ouch: “The deep sadness and betrayal of being demoted from being her one and only, the love of her life for 14 years, to just being another guy she fucked sometimes. Which is exactly what I ended up being.

I get the feeling that those "failed dates" thought she was just trying to cheat and dumped her (for all the right reasons)

"we both"

 

[Fapcop]

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"we both"

Well... They are!

He’s so determined to avoid a divorce that he’s willing to swallow his pride and let her sleep around.

And I’m sure she’s also very serious about being able to get dick on the side, without losing the comfort and financial benefits of keeping her husband.

She could have fucked around any time, but nope. She took the time to grind his resistance down and be ok with getting cucked.

Here’s another winner from r/polyamory... After fifteen years of marriage, the magic in the bedroom is lost, and hubby has been quietly resentful the past five years over the lack of sex.

No, he didn’t cheat! OP has morals you see. But he did finally “find himself” and figured out that “he’s poly”.



See, it’s not cheating or being a sex-focused asshole if it’s an orientation!

You know, some people are born gay, some people are born bisexual. Some people are born asexual. And some people are born with the urge to slam new and unexplored vaginas without going through a messy divorce! Don’t be a bigot!

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Here’s another winner from r/polyamory... After fifteen years of marriage, the magic in the bedroom is lost, and hubby has been quietly resentful the past five years over the lack of sex.

No, he didn’t cheat! OP has morals you see. But he did finally “find himself” and figured out that “he’s poly”.

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See, it’s not cheating or being a sex-focused asshole if it’s an orientation!

You know, some people are born gay, some people are born bisexual. Some people are born asexual. And some people are born with the urge to slam new and unexplored vaginas without going through a messy divorce! Don’t be a bigot!

I have a sneaking suspicion he won't go down on his wife and he's unforgivably bad at sex. I noticed he did not mention anything about "I asked my wife why she won't fuck me, and this is what she said."

There has go to be something going on that killed the bedroom, which he's avoiding. Maybe he let himself go and is fat now. Maybe his hygiene has gotten awful. Maybe he makes no effort to be sexy and fashionable. Maybe he doesn't take his wife out on dates. Maybe his wife is depressed. Maybe his kinks are disgusting. Whatever it is, he didn't "learn" he's poly. He came to the conclusion poly might be good because the bedroom is dead and he wants sex.

 

[Parthenos]

Maybe he let himself go and is fat now. Maybe his hygiene has gotten awful. Maybe he makes no effort to be sexy and fashionable.

I'm sorry, but by looking at the polycules posted in the thread I thought that these were already a given.

Polyamory as far as I've seen is like "pansexuality". You want whatever you can get your hands on, and it's typically other people with low or no standards. Otherwise, why would you do this to yourself?

 

[RadicalCentrist]

"Honey let's open our relationship"
immediately starts fucking Brad Pitt
(Is Brad Pitt even still a sex symbol? Idk still funny)

source

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

"Honey let's open our relationship"
immediately starts fucking Brad Pitt
(Is Brad Pitt even still a sex symbol? Idk still funny)

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I do think it matters if is or is not. He has money, fame and Hollywood connections, people are willing to do kinky stuff they aren't into for less.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Sorry if this is a stupid question. Its a 138 page thread and I haven't read it all.

But what do you guys think of Swinging and Open relationships?

For Poly? We have this entire thread so hence I'm interested in your guys opinions on the specific previously mentioned.

They can result in some pretty amusing and similar situations to poly.

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

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They can result in some pretty amusing and similar situations to poly.

So Austin Green is a cuck?
Allso unrelated, I've been seeing it thrown around in some of the screenshots here and have to ask, what the fuck is a metamour? Is is like an animorph but with higher levels of soy?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

what the fuck is a metamour?

Wordplay on paramour.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

So Austin Green is a cuck?
Allso unrelated, I've been seeing it thrown around in some of the screenshots here and have to ask, what the fuck is a metamour? Is is like an animorph but with higher levels of soy?

Metamour is your parter's parter. Term to describe that you aren't dating this person but kinda in relationship because of the person between.

 

[CobraPlissken]

I have a sneaking suspicion he won't go down on his wife and he's unforgivably bad at sex. I noticed he did not mention anything about "I asked my wife why she won't fuck me, and this is what she said."

There has go to be something going on that killed the bedroom, which he's avoiding. Maybe he let himself go and is fat now. Maybe his hygiene has gotten awful. Maybe he makes no effort to be sexy and fashionable. Maybe he doesn't take his wife out on dates. Maybe his wife is depressed. Maybe his kinks are disgusting. Whatever it is, he didn't "learn" he's poly. He came to the conclusion poly might be good because the bedroom is dead and he wants sex.

I wonder if they have kids. Taking care of the kids, doing household chores, or having to do not only that but also having a job - all while the guy works the same amount of hours in his job but has his free time all for himself once he gets home. Damn, even if they don't have kids but she's still expected to have a job and do the household chores on her own while he sits on his ass doing nothing to help her. It not only drains a woman's energy, but it breeds resentment. And women in general can't be "in the mood" if something is bothering them like that.

Hopefully she will leave him. Regardless of her reasons for not wanting sex with him, I can't imagine how awful it must be to share 15 years of your life - a big part of your youth - with someone you looked forward to spend your whole life with, just to be discarded because you aren't a warm hole to him anymore.

 

[BubbleButt]

Metamour is your parter's parter. Term to describe that you aren't dating this person but kinda in relationship because of the person between.

Back in my day we just called them Eskimo Brothers.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Metamour is your parter's parter. Term to describe that you aren't dating this person but kinda in relationship because of the person between.

It's shorter than "The person who is cuckolding you" but far less descriptive.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

It's shorter than "The person who is cuckolding you" but far less descriptive.

Not really, as metamour doesn't watch who is the cuck and who is the cuckolder. As long as they are both in relationship with same person knowingly, they are each other's metamours. You get to sleep with a married woman without expectations of commitment, meta to the husband. Your husband has after hours thing with your babysitter, meta to the babysitter. Your girlfriend has a lesbian couple that she does regular threesome with, meta to the lesbians. One those wierd free love hippy farm, meta to god knows who but there are lot them and they don't believe in shampoo but do have tons of weed.

 

[Fapcop]

On tonight’s episode of polyamerous deviants: Poly adoption!



Three gay men want to adopt a child.

(And here I thought adoption was all about giving an unwanted child a family, guess I was wrong all along. It’s about equipping gay “triads” with an accessory.)

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

On tonight’s episode of polyamerous deviants: Poly adoption!

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Three gay men want to adopt a child.

(And here I thought adoption was all about giving an unwanted child a family, guess I was wrong all along. It’s about equipping gay “triads” with an accessory.)

My immediate thought is, that one gay couple who were praised for adopting a boy in the news, and then like 2 years later were caught pimping out their adopted baby.