Ralph and the DQ (denture question)

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In order to prove that Ralph doesn't have dentures, we need to use very scientific methods
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Now this is funny. He went apeshit during portugal 1.0 about how he didn't lose teeth. It looked suspicious because it was the same way he always lies. LOLOL HAHAHAHA THEY THINK RALPHAKING LOST TEEETH LOL HAHA LOL HAHA. He only acts that way when it's a cope, maybe he already lost them to bad hygiene or maybe a Moorish purse salesman really did collect a few trophies. Either way, it's funny.
See: In oct 21, he was going to the dentist a lot.
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Previously his teeth looked like this:
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30+GameOvers said:
Denture pig isn't going to like this one bit.
I think the most compelling evidence here is that there is no way that someone like Ralph, who can't even take care of basic hygiene and pisses in his modelo bottles, is going to have a perfect white smile.
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This is the most important point. I’ve always said he had partials or dentures just because guys like Ralph usually do by 30 or 35. Ralph’s teeth don’t look real for a guy like Ralph, even if they are yellow they aren’t chipped, broken, decayed - because they are fake. He might have partials and veneers. He just doesn’t clean them very often so they get yellow.

It looks like he had lost them, or took them out, after the beat down because he would have to while he healed up and had surgery done. He might have lost teeth during the beat down but then he would just go from partial to full dentures.

I think most people just don’t recognize dentures, veneers, or hair extensions even though they are very common.

I remember it was a revelation to some twenty-something white guys that black girls with long straight hair were wearing wigs. I pointed out that unless black women have a fro, braids, or that flat iron sheet hair then they are wearing a wig or a weave. They were gobsmacked.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Lmao, pulled him out of his hiatus with this thread.
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Holy fuck. What is going on with his tone? His tone sounds so fucking monotone that I thought this was AI generated.

Edit: He was obviously reading something he wrote. Was he so pilled out that he couldn't deny the aylawgs improv and had it write it all out beforehand?
 
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