Ralph's Height

[Pill Cosby]

All this boxing reminds me of Celebrity Deathmatch but in real life and totally gay.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Ethan Oliver Ralph is a big man but only if you mesure sideways

 

[NynchLiggers]

Ralph would sperg out if promotional material of the Cokeski fight shows that he is, indeed 5'1. The hollerin would make up for the lost corn?

 

[KKKaan]

People that think he is any taller than 5'2 should read this entire thread.

 

[Nod Flenders]

People that think he is any taller than 5'2 should read this entire thread.

The Gunt is a short fuck, no matter how hard he copes and lies, he knows he's short. In fact, he's wider than he is tall.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if he was 5'7", that's a tiny fat little man. But he's not. He's 5'5". Seeing him in person would be actually laughable.

He's 5'1" and not a red cunt hair taller.

 

[SargonF00t]

He's 5'1" and not a red cunt hair taller.

Who would win an MMA fight between Ralph and Liam Grey?

 

[AnOminous]

Who would win an MMA fight between Ralph and Liam Grey?

The world.

 

[AltisticRight]

@Haru Okumura shared a screenshot of Ethan Ralph next to his blood enemy, a traffic cone.

The traffic cone in the image is 28 inches tall, a hazard marker.

How tall is Ethan? Did you skip math classes my a-log frens? Time for some 數學作業.

Here, angle between pink and green upper line is 80 degrees.
Between pig and cone, it's 17 degrees, so the other angle is 83 degrees.
Pig height is G, cone height is x.
Sine rule of course:
G/sin(83)=x/sin(80)
G=x sin(83)/sin(80)=1.008x, x is around 2.2 cones.
So Ralph is 2.2*28in*1.008=62.1 inches.
That's about 5'2''.

Short, pudgy little piggy Ethan is.

 

[AnOminous]

Short, pudgy little piggy Ethan is.

Like a tiny little yappy dog with a big bark, no matter how much he hoots and hollers, Ethan Ralph is a fat midget.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

blood enemy, a traffic cone.

Ralph continues to be a-logged by random items that easily show off how short he is.

 

[A Sunset]

@Haru Okumura shared a screenshot of Ethan Ralph next to his blood enemy, a traffic cone.
View attachment 3692565
The traffic cone in the image is 28 inches tall, a hazard marker.

How tall is Ethan? Did you skip math classes my a-log frens? Time for some 數學作業.
View attachment 3692567
Here, angle between pink and green upper line is 80 degrees.
Between pig and cone, it's 17 degrees, so the other angle is 83 degrees.
Pig height is G, cone height is x.
Sine rule of course:
G/sin(83)=x/sin(80)
G=x sin(83)/sin(80)=1.008x, x is around 2.2 cones.
So Ralph is 2.2*28in*1.008=62.1 inches.
That's about 5'2''.

Short, pudgy little piggy Ethan is.

Ralph hollerin' about his height is simply screaming angrily into the void, cursing God for making him a Manlet barely taller than a traffic cone. He gets triggered by being called his accurate height, 5 ' 1'', because he cannot handle the facts and logic presented by Kiwi Farms.

This picture sets off a primal urge to flee - to hide the image that cuts deeply into his delusions about not being an obese dwarf, and dispels them, like the sun shining through the clouds.

Pathetic, and short.

 

[Keranu]

@Haru Okumura shared a screenshot of Ethan Ralph next to his blood enemy, a traffic cone.
View attachment 3692565
The traffic cone in the image is 28 inches tall, a hazard marker.

How tall is Ethan? Did you skip math classes my a-log frens? Time for some 數學作業.
View attachment 3692567
Here, angle between pink and green upper line is 80 degrees.
Between pig and cone, it's 17 degrees, so the other angle is 83 degrees.
Pig height is G, cone height is x.
Sine rule of course:
G/sin(83)=x/sin(80)
G=x sin(83)/sin(80)=1.008x, x is around 2.2 cones.
So Ralph is 2.2*28in*1.008=62.1 inches.
That's about 5'2''.

Short, pudgy little piggy Ethan is.

Also look at him wearing oversized shoes here, just like black men do. His shoes are way too long, he's probably better fitted for a size 6.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Also look at him wearing oversized shoes here, just like black men do. His shoes are way too long, he's probably better fitted for a size 6.

I didn’t even notice that. What would you say his actual size of what he’s wearing is?

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

He is 152cm tall. Most new televisions sold these days are actually wider than Ralph is tall. What a coward.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Also look at him wearing oversized shoes here, just like black men do. His shoes are way too long, he's probably better fitted for a size 6.

He wears larger shoes because his feet swell from the diabetes and liver failure

 

[Heckler1]

He wears larger shoes because his feet swell from the diabetes and liver failure

Pretty sure that clown shoes are part of his mandatory work uniform.

 

[Keranu]

I didn’t even notice that. What would you say his actual size of what he’s wearing is?

I wouldn't doubt he wears a size 12 to feel like a 6 foot tall man.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Brutal.

 

[Berrakh]

The average door height in america is 4'1.

As you can see in this image, with him nearly at the top of the door even while hunched over, this would put him squarely around 3'6.

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Gets me every time.