Containment Random Chris Updates

InTheSidePocket said:
Has Chris not backpedaled yet?

I was so sure he'd try to worm himself out of this one.

Can't wait to see what he tries to pull on 9/11 tomorrow. :surprised:
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"Today uh- I, Christine Weston Chandler, would like to take some time out to remember all of the people that were killed on September 11th at Pearl Harbor after being attacked by Hitler and his fleet of feminazis. Please, in remembrance of these stunning and brave victims, send me at least 50 dollars AMERICAN! Soon, I will be announcing a project I am very proud of called 'Keep Christine and her mother in 14 BC'. This project will require at least 2,000 dollars from all of my loyal fans, and in return, I, Christine Weston Chandler, will send you some very rare sketches of Sonichu drawn on some old McGriddle wrappers. You will receive your collector's item sketches in 6-12 months....um...please?"
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
"Today uh- I, Christine Weston Chandler, would like to take some time out to remember all of the people that were killed on September 11th at Pearl Harbor after being attacked by Hitler and his fleet of feminazis. Please, in remembrance of these stunning and brave victims, send me at least 50 dollars AMERICAN! Soon, I will be announcing a project I am very proud of called 'Keep Christine and her mother in 14 BC'. This project will require at least 2,000 dollars from all of my loyal fans, and in return, I, Christine Weston Chandler, will send you some very rare sketches of Sonichu drawn on some old McGriddle wrappers. You will receive your collector's item sketches in 6-12 months....um...please?"
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Now I really want a McGriddle. :(
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
He would somehow tie 9/11 into how he's empathetic towards what happened because his life has been like two planes crashing into him by the dang dirty trolls and Snyder.
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Perhaps how that dirty Jew Snyder crashed his legs twice into their van unprovoked and brought his and Barb's finances and heart-levels crashing down like the Twin Towers.
 
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Gunslinger said:
Perhaps how that dirty Jew Snyder crashed his legs twice into their van unprovoked and brought his and Barb's finances and heart-levels crashing down like the Twin Towers.
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Or, like how Sega intentionally baited Chris into vandalizing Sonic display cases, which caused them to metaphorically crash down on Chris like the twin Towers. That mace was not really aimed at the manajerk, he intentionally jumped out in front of it because he was being paid by Sega. The mace was just a plume of smoke innocently released from the blast zone after Chris completed his sacred mission and failed. Too bad Chris did not receive the 12 virgins promised to him by Godbear in a prophetic dream where Bob and Barb were mud wrestling to see who gets to be a slave to Chris for the rest of his life.
 
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It looks like Chris is thinking of going to Cville Pride again.

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shecameforcwc said:
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Well this is pretty much confirmation that the Pony-Dollsona is the new medallion.

Chris said in a prior video that the yellow pony doll is him (with matching blue hair!) Now he's posting on Facebook from the doll's perspective? What the hell?

It also explains what the Toys R Us guy meant when he said he saw dolls (plural) in Chris's bag. It isn't just the Pony-Dollsona that he's taking around with him like we saw photographed at Omegacon. He's been taking around the white Vinyl doll too.

He's taking around a pony doll version of himself with another pony doll as companionship for his doll-self, and here he is posting to his Facebook feed about them holding hands and listening to music as if he's the doll. Wow.
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
Well this is pretty much confirmation that the Pony-Dollsona is the new medallion.
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This is a blatant ripoff though, instead of the abomination that is Sonichu. I can understand Chris personifying Sonichu, but the whole "cutsie girl" thing is getting psychologically out of hand. "Nothin' can hurt me and I can do anything I want, cause I am a cute and setsy wittle girl that likes to trib" Well, at least we confirmed that Chris has always been substituting toys for real relationships that he does not understand.
HumanBeanbag said:
It also explains what the Toys R Us guy meant when he said he saw dolls (plural) in Chris's bag. It isn't just the Pony-Dollsona that he's taking around with him like we saw photographed at Omegacon. He's been taking around the white Vinyl doll too.

He's taking around a pony doll version of himself with another pony doll as companionship for his doll-self, and here he is posting to his Facebook feed about them holding hands and listening to music as if he's the doll. Wow.
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I am probably late to the party on this one like Chris, but his pony characters holding hands is just flipping disturbing. He obviously painted the top on that pony so people would think it was him holding the hand of that Samantha Ronson-type pony, which means Chris went to pride for the primary reason of finding a sweetheart, not for supporting his supposed brothers and sisters that he views as sex objects or effeminate jerks.
 
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