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JNT2012 said:
The Dogs are only seven years old but the premature gray hairs may show how poorly treated they are by Chris and Barb.

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I think being shaped like oxygen tanks would put stress on any dog.
I mean, I've known a lot of fat beagles. They're often owned by trashy people or grandmas who feed them too much garbage food and plump them up to morbid obesity in no time. Maybe they're genetically predisposed to obesity, who knows.

But Chris and Barb are straight up abusive in how badly they treat them. They lock them in cars because they can't be left alone at home, feed them chicken noodle soup instead of proper dog food, probably never clip their nails so it hurts so badly for them to walk, don't allow them any form of exercise and hoard up the only space they have to walk around, and force them to live in a miasma of urine and feces. It's disgusting.

I know that ignorant dumbasses everywhere mistreat their animals, and plenty of pets have it worse than Clover and Snoopy. Shit, someone near where I live chained a dog up and set it on fire just to watch it scream. But Chris and Barb SHOULD NOT have pets, EVER.
 
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praktica said:
Chris could possibly make bucks giving talks at colleges about cyber bullying and trolling seeing as he is the textbook example.

However he'd have to be able to string a coherent scentence together, stay on topic and also acknowledge his part in initiating and encouraging the trolling so it's never going to happen.
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So what to expect from Chris when it comes to public talks
  1. Body odor, possible that he has lice.
  2. He expects free unlimited food. He'll take home some of it whatever he can (he's a cheapskate except on toys)
  3. Inappropriate touching such as touching and kissing (too many games and previous dates)
  4. He wouldn't last 30 minutes on the topic (as stated by Null)
  5. He'll most likely talk about himself and the merge instead of the focused topic (egotism)
  6. Like radical feminists, some will scream Julay! And if there's Q&A, we'll learn more about him.
  7. If there's a visual projection, some jackass might play one of Chris's mass debating tapes.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
I like beagles but they're terrible wanderers and will gnaw through rope and wood. And they bay. Like, they can be really sweet but I'm not sure how Chris lives with that constant baying and gnawing.
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They're probably tame compared to Chris and freaked out by his behaviors.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Chris is still at the MLP season 14 thing again.
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You know, I would enjoy this ponyshit spergery a whole lot more if it was coming from some newly discovered lolcow who was just a massively deluded retard and not Chris-Chan.

It's hard to laugh when you know almost everything about the cow behind the post and know the pathetic history that led up to the mental disconnect seen here. I want to be able to enjoy this, not feel disgust and pity.
 
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Yolandi said:
I was just imagining him asking for extra chairs for his harem so they could be at the front of the room with him lol
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Honestly if he did this in Portland or some other such liberal shithole, they'd probably endulge all his bizarre headcanon fantasies. Lefty college types will bend over backwards to avoid being labelled as a bigot, so if a mentally ill overweight tranny like Chris asks them to provide extra chairs for his invisible friends, they'd do it with a smile.

Chris is really missing a trick by staying in Rednecksville where the average person won't tolerate his nonsense.
 
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Xochi said:
Chris is really missing a trick by staying in Rednecksville where the average person won't tolerate his nonsense.
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Back in 2014, the trolls running the Catherine persona asked Chris if he'd consider moving to a more liberal city with better job opportunities, like San Francisco or Seattle, and his first response was "there's no San Francisco in Virginia." When they told him what they meant, he said he couldn't move away and leave Barb because there was no one else who would take care of her. When they asked him if he'd consider moving after she died, he said no, even though he acknowledged that life might be better for him elsewhere. At this point, he's most likely far too set in his ways to make such a major life change. I think Chris is going to be stuck in Ruckersville and the surrounding area til the day he dies.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
When they asked him if he'd consider moving after she died, he said no, even though he acknowledged that life might be better for him elsewhere. At this point, he's most likely far too set in his ways to make such a major life change. I think Chris is going to be stuck in Ruckersville and the surrounding area til the day he dies.
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Sounds like he is just being very lazy. There are people who are severely disabled and doing fine, living in their own home and even working a job.

PolexiaAphrodisia said:
I think being shaped like oxygen tanks would put stress on any dog.
I mean, I've known a lot of fat beagles. They're often owned by trashy people or grandmas who feed them too much garbage food and plump them up to morbid obesity in no time. Maybe they're genetically predisposed to obesity, who knows.

But Chris and Barb are straight up abusive in how badly they treat them. They lock them in cars because they can't be left alone at home, feed them chicken noodle soup instead of proper dog food, probably never clip their nails so it hurts so badly for them to walk, don't allow them any form of exercise and hoard up the only space they have to walk around, and force them to live in a miasma of urine and feces. It's disgusting.

I know that ignorant dumbasses everywhere mistreat their animals, and plenty of pets have it worse than Clover and Snoopy. Shit, someone near where I live chained a dog up and set it on fire just to watch it scream. But Chris and Barb SHOULD NOT have pets, EVER.
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Not only they have two obese dogs, they even have several cats as well. People who can barely even take care of themselves like Barbara and Chris should not even have one pet, not even a goldfish.
 
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JNT2012 said:
Sounds like he is just being very lazy. There are people who are severely disabled and doing fine, living in their own home and even working a job.
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Laziness is part of it, sure, but Chris also has a strong aversion to changes in the status quo unless he has absolute control over what's happening. That's why he gets so shitty over things like the blarms and the upcoming MLP reboot. He wants things to always stay just the same and gets pissy when they don't. Moving cross-country, or even to another part of the East Coast, would be change on a scale that Chris absolutely doesn't want to deal with, especially not after 37 years living in the same corner of Virginia.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Back in 2014, the trolls running the Catherine persona asked Chris if he'd consider moving to a more liberal city with better job opportunities, like San Francisco or Seattle, and his first response was "there's no San Francisco in Virginia." When they told him what they meant, he said he couldn't move away and leave Barb because there was no one else who would take care of her. When they asked him if he'd consider moving after she died, he said no, even though he acknowledged that life might be better for him elsewhere. At this point, he's most likely far too set in his ways to make such a major life change. I think Chris is going to be stuck in Ruckersville and the surrounding area til the day he dies.
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God, imagine being in your late 30s and being able to count on both hands the amount of times you've voluntarily left the state you were born in
 
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Xochi said:
God, imagine being in your late 30s and being able to count on both hands the amount of times you've voluntarily left the state you were born in
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As far as I know, aside from nerd cons, the only times he's ever left Virginia were to go see Cole out in Cali with Barblax once, and of course, his heroic trip to Cleveland to rescue his TRUE and HONEST heartsweet Julie. Oh, and once to DC again with Barb to go see "Hynamin" at some Mythbusters show.
 
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JULAY said:
As far as I know, aside from nerd cons, the only times he's ever left Virginia were to go see Cole out in Cali with Barblax once, and of course, his heroic trip to Cleveland to rescue his TRUE and HONEST heartsweet Julie.
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He went to see a movie or something in DC with Barb once I believe.
 
JNT2012 said:
The Dogs are only seven years old but the premature gray hairs may show how poorly treated they are by Chris and Barb.

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Beagles have an average lifespan of like 12 years, so this is around when I'd expect them to be a bit gray. That's not to say that they aren't mistreated - they get no exercise, are poorly socialized, have to have Chris or Barb around constantly or they'll tear everything up, are obese, etc. Still, I wouldn't call their graying premature.
 
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