Containment Random Chris Updates

[Ghostbeater]

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Chris decides to treat life as an MMO game.

My Ideafag-sense is tingling

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

My Ideafag-sense is tingling

Not discounting the possibility, but this does seem like the kind of thing Chris would cook up on his own, especially since he specifically mentions Pokemon Go raids instead of WOW or anything else that an ideafag might plant in his mushy brain. He did want to make a vidya out of his shitty, boring life, after all.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

To be honest, i would rather not watch him.

It's just as well, he gets off on mockery and abuse.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

My Ideafag-sense is tingling

A lot of stuff Chris says now seems like ideafag shit but I think now he’s making it up and convinces himself it came from his friends on the other side.

 

[Rogowski]

The CWCult even has gospel music of their own.

It’s amazing because these fags are spending so much time making a Reddit and gospel music and Chris will most likely ignore this shit unless he gets paid not to.

Is that Sockness?

I thought it was Jonah Hill.

 

[Moppo.]

"If you don't have friends, you're a loser with an unfulfilling life. Now excuse me while I hang out with my besties."

 

[Wraith]

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Chris decides to treat life as an MMO game.

So where do I go to get ripped off for $15 a month, get bored with it and it's constant expansions that make the experience worse with each passing iteration, and finally people get so bored that to keep me paying life comes out with Life Original without all the junk added to it, kind of like Christianity without the denominations or something?
EDIT: - And also does this mean that my guild always falls apart the moment the leader brings his gf into the group?
And who is Leroy Jenkins?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Chris describes this as a Moment of (doubtless TRUE AND HONEST) Wisdom.

Chris. Mate.

It's not even up to Hallmark greetings card standard.

 

[muh_moobs]

Following this logic, Chris is that one guy no one wants to team up with for raids or events because he's shit at everything, gets himself killed constantly, and whines and bitches in chat about how he never gets good loot and it's everyone else's fault he sucks. Then he wonders why no one wants to play with him.

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JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS

 

[The Man With No Name]

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Chris decides to treat life as an MMO game.

"IT'S MY 15 DOLLAR SUBSCRIPTION, I CAN PLAY HOW I WANT"

 

[Autisimodo]

*snipped*

A true exceptional individual Christorian would go into an MMO Raid with this True and Honest Battlecry.

Spoiler: Length

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[Exceptional Chimp]

Following this logic, Chris is that one guy no one wants to team up with for raids or events because he's shit at everything, gets himself killed constantly, and whines and bitches in chat about how he never gets good loot and it's everyone else's fault he sucks. Then he wonders why no one wants to play with him.

DSP is Chris Chan's OC?!?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris wants to buy the Commodore 64 re-release when it debuts in December. It'll cost $200. Funny how he's posting about this immediately after his victory over Midland Funding. Also he rambles about CPU bullshit.

 

[Rupin]

Chris wants to buy the Commodore 64 re-release when it debuts in December. It'll cost $200. Funny how he's posting about this immediately after his victory over Midland Funding. Also he rambles about CPU bullshit.

You'd think him being the patron Goddess/CPU of Commodore, he would have some pull over what goes on with developing the console...

 

[Moppo.]

I can't help but wonder what Chris would've attached his whole identity to if he had grown up in a different place/time where there was no Hyperdimension Neptunia or Sonic.


I can imagine him declaring himself to be half-Smurf and married to an Alvin and the Chipmunk OC just because that's what he was exposed to.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Chris needs to hurry up and declare another set date for the merge to be complete, at least then he'll shut up about it for a week. Maybe.

 

[Aldora]

Chris wants to buy the Commodore 64 re-release when it debuts in December. It'll cost $200. Funny how he's posting about this immediately after his victory over Midland Funding. Also he rambles about CPU bullshit.

It's not much of a victory, he still owes the money, they will just have to go about it another way.

As for this Commodore stuff, I have never understood the fetish for these old games/consoles, who needs them when you can have a PS4 or a Switch?

 

[LolRaccoon]

It's not much of a victory, he still owes the money, they will just have to go about it another way.

As for this Commodore stuff, I have never understood the fetish for these old games/consoles, who needs them when you can have a PS4 or a Switch?

Nostalgia, I guess. I'm not sure if why the Commodore 64 is appealing to him specifically though. Maybe it's something that is helping the Merge happen.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Nostalgia, I guess. I'm not sure if why the Commodore 64 is appealing to him specifically though. Maybe it's something that is helping the Merge happen.

Chris originally had a hardon for the dreamcast and still does to some extent because of the idea guys, but I forget exactly why he latched onto the commodore as hard as he did.

 

[LolRaccoon]

Chris originally had a hardon for the dreamcast and still does to some extent because of the idea guys, but I forget exactly why he latched onto the commodore as hard as he did.

I think the Dreamcast would make sense for him because of Sonic.