Containment Random Chris Updates

Chris just replied to an tweet with @Jacob Sockness
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Whether or not Chris gets to this point, I do wonder how his mind will interpret aging. I mean HIM aging. What will happen when he gets to 40? 50? So on and so forth. Will he continue his delusions? Or is he going to have a point of clarity? Like an extremely late bloomer? Call it bleak but it feels like Chris will die with his delusions in tact to the very moment he passes. I hate being morbid but, this is just a random thought after all.
 
Whether or not Chris gets to this point, I do wonder how his mind will interpret aging. I mean HIM aging. What will happen when he gets to 40? 50? So on and so forth. Will he continue his delusions? Or is he going to have a point of clarity? Like an extremely late bloomer? Call it bleak but it feels like Chris will die with his delusions in tact to the very moment he passes. I hate being morbid but, this is just a random thought after all.
Sweetie Bell, he's already aging, yet he refuses to accept it. He's a practically 6 foot something lummox that looks to be in his 50s - 60s, yet he tries to unsuccessfully dress like a teenage girl. I think the delusion shall continue with the public at large avoiding him more than the did at Bronycon. He's always looked like a child molester. First, he looked like a straight one, now he looks like a gay one.

Chris just replied to an tweet with @Jacob Sockness
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In Chris' mind, he thinks he looks like this in those high rise mom jeans, but he really looks fat, ugly, and crazy.
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Sweetie Bell, he's already aging, yet he refuses to accept it. He's a practically 6 foot something lummox that looks to be in his 50s - 60s, yet he tries to unsuccessfully dress like a teenage girl. I think the delusion shall continue with the public at large avoiding him more than the did at Bronycon. He's always looked like a child molester. First, he looked like a straight one, now he looks like a gay one.


In Chris' mind, he thinks he looks like this in those high rise mom jeans, but he really looks fat, ugly, and crazy.
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A lummox that doesn't understand that even if he was a woman he'd be less kattey Peri and more granny goodness
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Whether or not Chris gets to this point, I do wonder how his mind will interpret aging. I mean HIM aging. What will happen when he gets to 40? 50? So on and so forth. Will he continue his delusions? Or is he going to have a point of clarity? Like an extremely late bloomer? Call it bleak but it feels like Chris will die with his delusions in tact to the very moment he passes. I hate being morbid but, this is just a random thought after all.
I don't see Chris living for long. He'd probably die sometime after Barb does.
 
Whether or not Chris gets to this point, I do wonder how his mind will interpret aging. I mean HIM aging. What will happen when he gets to 40? 50? So on and so forth. Will he continue his delusions? Or is he going to have a point of clarity? Like an extremely late bloomer? Call it bleak but it feels like Chris will die with his delusions in tact to the very moment he passes. I hate being morbid but, this is just a random thought after all.

Well for what it's worth he did eventually sort of admit he was overweight after endlessly denying it. But he does seem to flip flop on this fact when it suits him.
 
Well for what it's worth he did eventually sort of admit he was overweight after endlessly denying it. But he does seem to flip flop on this fact when it suits him.
Thats the thing, when it suits him. Chris will say ANYTHING as long as it suits him, He will do anything as long as it suits him. Whether its to get pity points or titty points he will do it. I doubt he even really believed himself when he said he was over weight. Maybe its the perception I have of him now, but Chris has lost the one thing a man has in his life, his word. Then again since hes a "woman" now I guess that doesnt even apply to him
 
Some naive person is asking Chris over Patreon if he's going to send out books if he gives money, but since Chris doesn't pay attention to comments, one of his patrons gave an answer instead.

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The statement from Chris he's quoting doesn't even make sense because Chris has mentioned that it costs him $140 to mail out a full set of books. $20 or so patron pledges aren't going to cover that.

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Some naive person is asking Chris over Patreon if he's going to send out books if he gives money, but since Chris doesn't pay attention to comments, one of his patrons gave an answer instead.

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The statement from Chris he's quoting doesn't even make sense because Chris has mentioned that it costs him $140 to mail out a full set of books. $20 or so patron pledges aren't going to cover that.

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It shows that the reward promise is quite unrealistic to fulfill. Pledge suggestion:
For $5, he will release at least one page of the comic every week on the paywall.
 
Chris? Well, yes, he's fat...

But there are only two times that I can remember him agreeing with that. One was a long while back, when he claimed that he had a Buddha belly and man boobs - but he didn't seem to regard them as much of a problem. More recently, during the Quinn business, he proudly claimed that he had an enormous gut and that 'all of this could have been hers! She could have fed me and watched it grow!'

In the comics, after an early instance or two, he insists on drawing himself (as a man) as tall, slim, wide-shouldered and muscular - also with a ludicrous amount of chest hair: as a woman, slim, big-titted and big-eyed. This does support the school of thought which states that he has no real idea of how he looks - except when he thinks that some potential source of china likes the idea of him being a fat bastard.
 
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