Containment Random Chris Updates

[TV's Adam West]

Dude.... i swear god, i'd rather spend my christmas with that pshyco family of the texas chain saw massacre, than one night in the Chandler's household

Well, they are good cooks. Secrets the meat. Don't skip on the meat.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Well, they are good cooks. Secrets the meat. Don't skip on the meat.

Skimp

expend or use less time, money, or material on something than is necessary in an attempt to economize.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

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Stop indulging the I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME Chris...

They're all chris has at this point.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Well, they are good cooks. Secrets the meat. Don't skip on the meat.

Best damn chili in Texas, five time winner of the Texas Oklahoma cook-off and damn good barbeque. Only thing that can come close is captian Spalding's fried chicken (r.i.p Sid Haig)

 

[King Kiwi]

Spoiler

The food would be better

Give Bob some credit, with him around, the tard antics would be kept at a "minimum" (relatively speaking). With just Barb and Chris,..well... All bets are off.

Chris isn't doing anything.
He never does anything anymore.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Best damn chili in Texas, five time winner of the Texas Oklahoma cook-off and damn good barbeque. Only thing that can come close is captian Spalding's fried chicken (r.i.p Sid Haig)

Yep, best damn chili ever. That’s why my profile thing has that quote!

 

[Tikbalang]

 

[MC Ride]

At least he's got something to look forward to in the future.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Dude.... i swear god, i'd rather spend my christmas with that pshyco family of the texas chain saw massacre, than one night in the Chandler's household

You can say what you want about the tenets of cannibalism but at least it's an ethos

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Saw a JULAY license plate today. Did a legit triple take and managed to avoid flying out of my lane but holy shit you have to be a true autistic warrior to pay for that and display it every day.

A damn waste unless you saw it sloooowly driving by 14 Branchland CT for hours. Even then a waste of money because I doubt Chris would notice a license plate unless you stopped in front of him and shouted at him to look at it.

 

[drtoboggan]

Questions
How many litres of Mount and Dew does he consume DAILY?
How is his ....crotch?!

His crotch is filthy, hence the UTIs.

 

[Tikbalang]

His crotch is filthy, hence the UTIs.

No wonder why Sockness wanted that Duck

 

[drtoboggan]

No wonder why Sockness wanted that Duck

Dirty dick must get Suckness all worked up into a frenzy of horny.

 

[Tikbalang]

Dirty dick must get Suckness all worked up into a frenzy of horny.

I remember the GiBi video that Sockness hates homeless people and Chris has traits/habits that homeless people have.
I expect Sockness would prefer BDSM with Chris
"I'm hobophobic and hobosexual"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Meanwhile it's been 69 days since Chris last worked on his comic.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

At this point the only thing that would motivate chris to work on his comic is if someone else took over the story and took it in a direction that chris didn't like. Much like how playing with an ignored toy will somehow make the other kids suddenly want it, chris would seek to show us the 'correct' story of sonichu. Of course some people are doing just that with parody comics, but they'd have to also claim that sonichu is their property now.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

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Meanwhile it's been 69 days since Chris last worked on his comic.

He immediately assumes it’s a full-blown comic when the wording of the tweet makes it seem more like a one-time project for funsies.

Give Chris a little bacon and he’ll expect the whole hog.

 

[GherkinRealness]

At this point the only thing that would motivate chris to work on his comic is if someone else took over the story and took it in a direction that chris didn't like. Much like how playing with an ignored toy will somehow make the other kids suddenly want it, chris would seek to show us the 'correct' story of sonichu. Of course some people are doing just that with parody comics, but they'd have to also claim that sonichu is their property now.

This is the thing, he's enjoying the influx of fanart which scratches the itch of self importance. He doesn't need to do the comics anymore because he's getting nonstop praise.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

This is the thing, he's enjoying the influx of fanart which scratches the itch of self importance. He doesn't need to do the comics anymore because he's getting nonstop praise.

exactly. the only way to get him back to drawing if someone else takes over the story and starts to draw the spotlight away from him.

"Wow, this story is better than chris's!"
[Chris literally boiling with autistic rage]

 

[Tikbalang]

"Wow, this story is better than chris's!"
[Chris literally boiling with autistic rage]

He's jealous at asperchu that he made him generic sonichu