Containment Random Chris Updates

Super Colon Blow said:
I'm actually pleasantly surprised that they'd allow Cards Against Humanity. Most places would be too PC and cucked any more.
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Funnily enough, CAH censored themselves after trannies decried the first release for being transphobic, and subsequent re-releases have had altered cards to replace the "problematic" ones.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
You'd be surprised the skeletons even the most top tiered normies keep in their closets, plus "office" party has become something of a catch all term for Christmas party my job is throwing...my only concern is who throws a Christmas party only a week into December? Wouldnt it make more sense to wait till the 14th or so? You know 12 days of aka before Christmas?
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Sure, on some offices you could probably find the odd bronie weirdo here and there, maybe one or two who know about Chris (most probably in passing, not enough to make any sense of 90% of the cards), but anybody who could at least understand what this is about would either be a minority or outright non-existent.

Bringing that deranged autism in printed form to the office would only serve to convince your coworkers that you are a goddamn lunatic or for tricking your boss into thinking you need a psychiatric leave.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Sure, on some offices you could probably find the odd bronie weirdo here and there, maybe one or two who know about Chris (most probably in passing, not enough to make any sense of 90% of the cards), but anybody who could at least understand what this is about would either be a minority or outright non-existent.

Bringing that deranged autism in printed form to the office would only serve to convince your coworkers that you are a goddamn lunatic or for tricking your boss into thinking you need a psychiatric leave.
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Pretty sure most of us here on the farms have regular jobs IRL, but actually copping to it at work? I think not lol, can you imagine the fallout? "Chris chan? Is that that skateboard kid? Uhh, idk. What's Kiwi Farms? Is that a fruit vendor?" CWC hasn't the foggiest about what's considered professional behavior or what kinds of things you absolutely do not mention or admit to on the job.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Eh you and super Colon blow got me there but I'm guessing whoever mentioned the Christmas party works at someplace pretty chill about this stuff hell it may not even be an "official" party thrown by the company just the co-workers. Still staying on topic the Best Christmas party Chris ever had will always be this one
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Kinda sad to think this is the most functional Chris has ever been or ever will be.
 
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Mason Verger said:
They were kind and had good intentions!


Didn’t they release the video of Chris pulling his pud while singing “All-Star”?
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Chris thinks they were possessed by a video game villain name Arfoire when they did that.

September 2019 social media posts - CWCki

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Arfoire is originally an Idea Guy influence - he told Chris that Jessica Quinn was possessed by her to shut Quinn out - so either Chris revisited the idea to rationalize why the TTS turned out to be trolls or the TTS themselves used it.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris thinks they were possessed by a video game villain name Arfoire when they did that.

September 2019 social media posts - CWCki

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Arfoire is originally an Idea Guy influence - he told Chris that Jessica Quinn was possessed by her to shut Quinn out - so either Chris revisited the idea to rationalize why the TTS turned out to be trolls or the TTS themselves used it.
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Tts: don't blame us Christine, the devil made us do it. It amazes me how more trolls and vveens don't try that excuse on Chris, he's dumb enough to believe it if you know how to appeal to his delusions.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Tts: don't blame us Christine, the devil made us do it. It amazes me how more trolls and vveens don't try that excuse on Chris, he's dumb enough to believe it if you know how to appeal to his delusions.
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MKR and Sockness have used similar tactics. MKR claimed she had a Liquid-style doppelganger impersonating her on Discord to explain away the caps that showed her coaching her friends on how to influence Chris's beliefs, and Sockness claimed to be possessed by his fictional god character Jakoba to explain away the negative aspects of his personality.
 
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Oh boy...
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Proceeded with doing some dumb 'ritual' on it:
 
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RebelRein1488x said:
Oh boy...
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Proceeded with doing some dumb 'ritual' on it:
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Chris really is the 38 year old version of that Autistic kid that doesn't let anyone touch his toys because everything has to be perfect the way he has it. And if they do they start kicking and screaming like it's the end of the world
 
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