Containment Random Chris Updates

More TSSSF cards.

Dark Idea Guy:

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Wait, what? Australatina? The Idea Guys fucking pillaged ADF's autistic road-sign filled abortion to mash into Chris's multiverse now?

I swear, the Hoard of his mother and the bloated 'throw it in' unmerged multiverse of Chris's show a disturbing resemblance to each other.....
 
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Wait, what? Australatina? The Idea Guys fucking pillaged ADF's autistic road-sign filled creation to mash into Chris's multiverse now?

I swear, the Hoard of his mother and the bloated 'throw it in' unmerged multiverse of Chris's show a disturbing resemblance to each other.....
Yeah they made Australatina invade Cwcville for whatever reason. I guess as a way to insert more /pol/ stuff.
 
Yeah but it's still got fuck-all to do with shipping then again so do 99% of his other cards

The cards are just a big vanity project. They're all about him. Anything not related to him is from the comics which are all about him.

Can you imagine trying to get people to play a game with like 1200 cards where you're on 900 of them?
 
"Telling it to the Executives" Not over actual issues and problems that matter and effect people, but some shitty children's show. Nice.
It's by far my fucking favorite card, it has everything:

— Chris losing his shit about a cartoon
— Chris delusions about having any influence or leverage in the real world
— Chris delusions about cartoonland
— Chris snotty, spoiled attitude
— The surrealism of his down's syndrome kindergarten "art" paired with real photos
— How the executives are cuddled together AND showing shit-eating grins, as if already telling Chris "Lol, no"
— How Chris fucked perspective so bad that he made himself into some kind of midget that has to stand on the table dressed as a special needs drag queen so normal sized adults can even notice him
 
These cards are basically the autistic equivalent of Chick tracts.
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You know, its my hope that with the election being right around the corner that Chris will possibly make videos again to autistically insult and threaten Trump (forgetting that threatening even a presidential candidate could get him some time behind bars...). His tweets and enabler circle jerking is getting extremely boring and us being in CLOWN world aint helping with freaks being everywhere (some even more degenerate than Chris somehow).
But it would be a pleasure to see him sperging over stuff his enablers tell him about mean ol' Trump when Chris's tugboat didnt "sink" like he predicted would happen...

Oh and hopefully we get to see Barb meeting with the grim reaper this year, it would help bring new "life" to the culture around him. I honestly doubt his enablers would help him IRL, or if they do, they will go the route EVERYONE WHO HAS HAD ANY CONTACT WITH HIM HAD...just realize he is that fucking unbearable and run for the hills. Even fellow weirdos cant stand Chris, like the Troon Squad.
 
I found a tard limping around 7-11 looking for smokable loosies, the tardbuxx checks are hitting at midnight so Chris will be doing his monthly wasting of taxpayer money after then. Keep an eye out.
I wonder if that has something to do with the current DDoS attack against the Farms.
 
It's probably a certain British P A E D O again

Was JUST gonna say, I think Vordrak's tugboat came in, so he's devoting half of it to some Russian botnet operator who laughs and pockets the pitifully small amount Vordy's willing to pay that gets him about 5 hours of DDOS time total.

:deagle::( kys, pedofork.
 
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