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Having Chris for a deity is more horrifying than any eldritch abomination Lovecraft could have dreamt up.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Jan 17, 2017
Damn straight. It'd be like if you had to worship Nurgle and pretend every single day that his shit didn't stink.
Silver Octopus
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- Nov 20, 2015
Can we stop giving attention to this dude? Seriously, who cares about Chris's Twitter orbiters and their pathetic attempts to get sempai to notice them.
Only interactions where Chris is involved are worth sharing here, but even then Righteous hasn't provided anything of interest.
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- Aug 23, 2019
Someone doxxx this exceptional child already.
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- Oct 14, 2015
kinda hard to dox someone who hides behind a mask.
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- Aug 13, 2019
WTF... $815.00?!! Has someone introduced soni-tard to crack cocaine?!
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- Sep 20, 2019
The ego is strong with this one. But seriously, who in the right mind would think that he could sell this to vendors? That $800+ for a “bulk set” is not worth it.
Shabobus
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- May 21, 2018
Chris recently received a Nintendo Switch completely free, along with all the support his orbiters gave him to go to several conventions. If he can get that much for nothing, I bet he thinks those cards are actually worth nearly a grand because he put so much "work" into them. Chris never understood the value of money well to begin with, and being showered with presents has probably further skewed that.
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It wasn't recently, and he's always overpriced his useless junk.
deadson
kiwifarms.net
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- Jun 10, 2014
Useless and old shit too. Remember when he and barb tried selling the cars for more than their worth? Shit wasn't worth 200 and they refused to haggle.
Course, can't really blame their mindset when fags keep buying their shit.
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If I take that off will they get doxxed?
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Something I learned in my stint as a man of the cloth, what you feed grows, what you starve dies. Hundreds of morons have fed into his sloth and greed. He has grown accustomed to it, to where it might not be something that can change.
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- Jan 10, 2019
And yet someone will still buy it for a piece of modern-Christory and/or attempt to worm their way into his good graces with money.
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- Nov 11, 2016
I'd say that it won't happen because the people who are willing to pay $800 for "Christory" don't want some cards printed by a third party, they want something more tangible. Something you can smell the fanta on. But every time I say 'no one will buy this' I'm mistaken.
I can imagine this is how Chris would sell at a yard sale if he needed a particular amount of money:
"It only takes one"
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- Dec 18, 2013
IIRC when Chris put up a sonichu and rosechu drawing up for sale on Ebay trolls made false bids to up to 14k or something. Everyone else knew it was trolls trying to get Ebay to take the listing off--which is what happened--but Chris kept putting it back up because he actually believed people thought it was worth that much.
So yeah going along with the trend of past events skewing his understanding of the value of money of course he thinks his cards are worth that much.
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- May 4, 2019
What, he needs money to buy some of his pony figures and pay the bills.
Wééns will obviously waste their money on this.
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After all these years, even with the punchline it still makes no fucking sense in the context of what's going on in the comic.