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Am I the only one who reads shit like this, and wishes someone would physically beat him until he stopped posting it?
Containment Random Chris Updates
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BScCollateral
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- May 28, 2018
And I felt self-indulgent buying a $30 thermos.
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- Aug 3, 2018
Being the CPU of ths Souljagame console is the best thing I've seen all day
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I'm just trying to visualize this. Him dressed up in his little girl clothes, barely fitting, propelling his corpulent frame with exaggerated arm motions, then randomly going Sonic-Speed and flopping around until stopping and catching his breath.
Living in that neighborhood must be a clown show most days.
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I was honestly thinking of saying something like that but thought, "nope kiwis will eat me alive for it" part of me doesn't want to see Chris suffer in any way..but that part shrinks when I see him tweeting and babbling on about his cpu merge bs and it's that time again paypigs cough up and don't tell me to get a job. Or those card streams where he's babbling, belching and blowing raspberries like a toddler despite being nearly 40. Yeah that man needs a serious reality check and a rude awakening. One that might finally be able to break through thick skull of his.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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Yup. Uh-huh. Chris is super fit, won't ever die, eats dimensional hotdogs, and Tetris is totally fucking meditation. Every time I think he can't get stupider and more exceptional, I'm proven wrong.
So why does he have to beg for grocery money or have paypigs if he can manifest these dimensional hotdogs? What a load.
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- Aug 13, 2014
They made his starter Pokémon’s nature Naive...
That at least gave me a chuckle,
That at least gave me a chuckle,
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Wanting the merge to happen soon. Does that mean Chris is suicidal?
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I have legit thought this. The whole swapping bodies with magichan rings as heavens gate kind of lore to me. We all know what happened... If Chris buys Nike’s the farms needs to be on full alert.
all joking aside this type of shit has ended way worse for people way saner than Chris.
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Nope, he just desperately wants to be able to access his vault of Q-Quarters and other autistic currency so he can pay off his debts in reality.
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- Oct 21, 2018
Or use magichan to put the creditors on amnesia and erase Chris from the records
RustyNail(her)
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Lol Chris is going to be so confused when he dies
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Especially when he winds up in hell.
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- Jun 12, 2019
As the cwcki says back when he started e begging while believing in the merge he promised he'd pay any paypigs back ten fold in c quarters once the merge completes. The fact that he expected people to take his claims that he'd have vast coffers of money to pay them back after Newark became Gotham city and Maryland became ponyvile only made it look like chris was pulling an even more Autistic version of the Nigerian prince scam.
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nah, he’d end up in “indefinite purgatory” where they send the rest of the slow-in-the-mind sinners.
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Christine Weston Chandler just became a patron of Courtney (ProjectSNT)
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Nebula Slasher
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No, that's new. A few days ago, he had logged into Patreon to like one of her posts, but he wasn't pledging at that time.
Chris advertises the Discord group where these caps came from. Also, he claims he's not around much because he's "Uber busy offline" but we know that's bullshit from his messages in that very Discord.
edit: My Discord informant friend tells me that after Chris advertised the group, it immediately got invaded by trolls spamming the place with dick pics and the like, and the mods there are trying to contain the damage.
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Of course he busy. Busy in roleplaying. The discord link is either a trap or a dumb move luring those damn dirty trolls
Do you think they're paranoid pointing at each other who's the snitch?
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