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The American Hedgehog said:
More TSSSF cards.

A card on Chris getting kicked out of Target 15 years ago. "He was doing well against their prototype Crackder Decepticone and the Jerkop, Dagget, until when he was caught by the tail (it felt like being grabbed by the pants waistband), and he was dog-piled and apprehended."

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Liquid Chris eats rocks:

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A card that's actually based on shipping:

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Here's @Trickie chu:

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Teen Troon Squad-chus:

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Dark Idea Guy:

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Chris keeps trying to make "Woahly" a thing:

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Apparently Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to mentally retreat to CWCville and talk to his imaginary friends there:

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A card on Internet trolls posing as sweethearts:

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A card based on Christine being a big whore that needed to be "sexually restrained" and Christian being a sexual camel (Wtf? Was this lore written by the Idea Guys?)

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Oh God you mentioned the idea guys and summoned @TrippinKahlua.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
More TSSSF cards.

A card on Chris getting kicked out of Target 15 years ago. "He was doing well against their prototype Crackder Decepticone and the Jerkop, Dagget, until when he was caught by the tail (it felt like being grabbed by the pants waistband), and he was dog-piled and apprehended."

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Liquid Chris eats rocks:

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A card that's actually based on shipping:

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Here's @Trickie chu:

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Teen Troon Squad-chus:

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Dark Idea Guy:

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Chris keeps trying to make "Woahly" a thing:

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Apparently Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to mentally retreat to CWCville and talk to his imaginary friends there:

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A card on Internet trolls posing as sweethearts:

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A card based on Christine being a big whore that needed to be "sexually restrained" and Christian being a sexual camel (Wtf? Was this lore written by the Idea Guys?)

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Most of these seem like Chris is regurgitating memes about himself.
 
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Deadpool said:
I wonder if he's trying to get back into The End Games good graces so he can try and peddle his autistic pony shit cards there. I'm sure they're going to be willing to stock a game that costs $300 a deck, and that no one plays.
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I first thought that they cost $300 because it was prohibitively expensive to print them on demand, but no, a deck costs $8.99 printed on demand.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
More TSSSF cards.

A card on Chris getting kicked out of Target 15 years ago. "He was doing well against their prototype Crackder Decepticone and the Jerkop, Dagget, until when he was caught by the tail (it felt like being grabbed by the pants waistband), and he was dog-piled and apprehended."

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Liquid Chris eats rocks:

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A card that's actually based on shipping:

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Here's @Trickie chu:

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Teen Troon Squad-chus:

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Dark Idea Guy:

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Chris keeps trying to make "Woahly" a thing:

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Apparently Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to mentally retreat to CWCville and talk to his imaginary friends there:

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A card on Internet trolls posing as sweethearts:

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A card based on Christine being a big whore that needed to be "sexually restrained" and Christian being a sexual camel (Wtf? Was this lore written by the Idea Guys?)

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It took me a while to realize that green thing in the Target card is a hand pinching his tail. How has his art grown even worse?
 
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Deadpool said:
I wonder if he's trying to get back into The End Games good graces so he can try and peddle his autistic pony shit cards there. I'm sure they're going to be willing to stock a game that costs $300 a deck, and that no one plays.
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I have the feeling that he’ll get in the store, hastily set up a makeshift “booth” and try to sell them with no permit only to get booted out for soliciting similar to the time he put up those “girlfriend” signs.
 
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Shabobus said:
It took me a while to realize that green thing in the Target card is a hand pinching his tail. How has his art grown even worse?
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That head also bugged me as I thought half of it was gone the way Chris drew it as if it turned around to see what was going on. I'm sure it's meant to be facing the opposite direction but Chris fucked it as usual.
 
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RebelRein1488x said:
I have the feeling that he’ll get in the store, hastily set up a makeshift “booth” and try to sell them with no permit only to get booted out for soliciting similar to the time he put up those “girlfriend” signs.
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Either that, or camped outside the store.

Hey kid, you wanna buy some cool Sonichu cards?
 
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More cards to boot
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Who the hell is Kun?
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
There's like 20 lines of text on every single card he's created. He can't not textwall. And the various powers themselves make no sense in the context of a game about slutty cartoon animals. What does picketing Hasbro have to do with shipping?
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These cards are basically the autistic equivalent of Chick tracts.
 
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