The Simpsons Tapped Out is one of the most viciously freemium games that I have played, not only are the premium characters/buildings super expensive, it actively chides you if you don't buy currency. I accidentally clicked to buy some in-game and then cancelled it, and then a picture of Maggie crying appeared on screen and I heard Homers voice say "See you made a baby cry".
As the great John carpenter once said: Obey
“Did ya know a lil boy died the year before them two others was killed? The trolls weren’t payin no donations... They were drawin OCs while that lil boy burnt. His name was Chris-Chan. He shoulda been watched. Every minute. He was... he wasn’t very good at makin coffee. Ya see, Chris-Chan was mah son, an today is his Christian Love Day...”
Huh that is pretty weird. I doubt you would've missed him, he kind of sticks out like a sore thumb ya know?
Raid and spam in 3...2...1.
Where are we going to get our $500 TSSF card decks now? You'd think with as much money as he was getting for selling his weird crap on that site that he would remember to pay the fee.
It disturbs me time and time again that some "people" actually bought shit from him. How low can a man sink?
I'm reading it but I'm having trouble processing. It should be illegal for him to write more than a paragraph.
Can someone who plays the game offer any insight as to whether the shit he's saying makes any sense?
