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The Man With No Name said:
Like watch how? Babysitting or like Nick Bate watching?
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That part scares me the most because you just never know.
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Hey, remember the last time Chris used this stellar line of reasoning?! He wound up in jail twice. I don't know why Chris is getting to so ahead of himself, he could never get approved for a sex change for health and psychological reasons.
Chris is not even on HRT; I am pretty sure some bald hobo wearing MLP jewelry and a ratty hair piece would be rejected with prejudice from any of these procedures. Look at how Chris has been rejected from sperm donation and "natural" sperm donation.

One funny thing that could come from this is that Chris could as McDonald's to develop a natal and pre-natal line of value meals.
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I ran that through BabbleTard and came up with: "That is bad. I compare this to the Passion of the Christ in severity, but on a scale where every gay man is Jesus in his suffering. This is unfortunate."
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Sega Genisis 1:3: Then Godbear said "Let there be dykes" and there were dykes. Godbear saw the dyke was good; and Godbear separated the dyke from the homo males. Godbear called the dyke "china" and the homo males "untouchable". And there was a duck, and then china--baby crystal.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Maybe I'm slow, but that doesn't look like chris wrote that. You can't even tell he's autistic
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Oh God, what did I wake up to today. It's too early to start drinking. Where do I start?

The term is "monster" for Chris, not mother. There is no way him being pregnant and bring in something that barely constitutes as life is some form of the cherished word mother. No, I will not accept this.

This obviously creates the normal questions: -
Whose sperm does he think he's going to use?
If it's his own, will he save up to have his demented DNA frozen in a lab somewhere, and with what money?
Does he think he can force the gubment to give him more money as a welfare mother?
Will he keep getting pregnant with one of his alternate personalities and claim that as the father? (Example: Carlos Chandler is the father, Christine Monster Weston Chandler as the mother on the birth certificate.)
Will he keep getting pregnant to have more and more babies to be a regular welfare mother and move to LA, Harlem or someplace like that?
What the hell does he think he's going to eat while pregnant? Does he think cheetoh dust and good intentions is going to be healthy for the kid? Would he start eating salads and good food? How the hell would he afford it? Would he throw a tantrum when people say the kid needs better food?
What the hell does he think he's going to feed the kid after he's born? So let's say the monstrosity makes it past baby formula stage, as this fat nut is not getting breast tard cum from those nasty things on what he laughingly calls a chest. Would Chris actually spend money on someone other than himself?
Would Chris share his toys with the kid? What if the kid disassembles some crap Lego thing he made and made something better? Would Chris pitch a fit?
Does Chris realize that his own DNA is pretty much terrible? If he insists on using his own, isn't that a form of child abuse to risk the amount of mental problems the kid is going to have?
Does Chris need to get drunk to get himself pregnant with a turkey baster?
When pregnant, women get strange cravings for food. What if he suddenly craved pickles? Would he deny his hellspawn the nutrition it wants because reasons?
When that kid gets older and the neighborhood kids get access to the internet, would that kid take heat for having Chris as a... mother... father... spawning point?
Should Clyde Cash or someone wait at the spawning point if this goes through and camp? (Sniper rifle in hand....)
Where does Chris think he's going to get the money for this procedure? Will he get arrested and in some states demand the gubment pay for this because reasons?
Would being pregnant finally put some hormones into Chris' system that would allow him to show some emotions other than the ones we see today?
Would the alphabet soup community throw this twit a baby shower, and would Chris as for things for the baby, or just more toys for him to play with?
When the kid needed attention, supplies, just anything, would Chris get upset with it and rely on the, "I'm working on it!" and then go back to TV and games?
How long before the kid is taken away by social services?
How long before the townspeople come with pitchforks and torches?
Would the kid come though Chris' manufactured axe wound or through his chest?
Would the kid be born simply by the application of water to his body which has not seen soap and water in ages? Would that new life then be allergic to light, breed with water and be something you don't feed after midnight?
Would the birth announcements be posted in the newspaper or the paranormal board /x/ on 4chan?
What if the kid was going to be born a boy? Would Chris abort it?
What if his diet killed the fetus while pregnant? Would he even feel it die? (There are stories of sick people pregnant and not knowing it, and one where some fat monster got pregnant, didn't know it, and the kid died in-utero and her body didn't discharge it. The situation was horrific minimally.)
If the kid dies from poor nutrition, suicide, sickness from being near Chris or that house, would he bury the kid next to Patty-chan?
Would the kid end up having to share food with the cats because Chris forgot to feed it?
Is the kid or kids getting their own abomination of a character inside Sonichu, and which furry monstrosity will be their boyfriend / girlfriend / screw buddy?
How mentally damaged would that kid be entering school? Would the kid be able to get help from Chris for their homework?
Would the world handle a kid raised even more poorly than Chris was, began the world more genetically damaged as Chris is, and be whining about a boyfriend-free whatever in a more bizarre fashion than Chris?
Would Chris change the kid's diaper? He's so damn lazy with his own hygiene... oh the horror. The kid cries and I can just imagine his lazy excuses not to get away from his cartoons and vidya.
Would the kid look like that CG abomination from the Arnold Schwartzenegger movie where he got pregnant?
Would Chris avoid taking the kid to a doctor lest the doctor find out the poor health conditions of the kid and report him?
Would Chris home school the kid on anime and video games to keep teachers from finding out what a monster he is to his own spawn?
What kind of life lessons could the autistic moron teach the kid growing up in order to not be the loser he is? (Who are we kidding, Chris thinks he's perfect.)
Would Chris use the kid to pick up chicks?
Would other kids dress up as picklemen at Halloween and prank the Christine Weston Abomination household?

These and so much more... are just not going to happen. There is no way he's getting the cash and being medically approved for this.

I will say this, if he manages to somehow get the broke-down alphabet soup community to fund this, or have it done through some gubment funding, (or as a twisted science experiment started by people resembling Spoony and Hojo from Final Fantasy 7,) well... for those of you that have seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off, do you remember the scene where Rooney thought he was talking to Ferris on the phone in his office and was rude to him, demanding to see the body of Sloan's dead grandmother? His secretary comes over and tells him that Ferris is on another phone line, and that horror music plays as Rooney realizes he's been talking to someone else? That music, that music is what will play in the depths of my corrupted soul if that astronomically highly unlikely series of events occurs. Until then, using my very best Engrish, this ain't gonna happen. But what has that ever stopped Chris from dreaming and feeling entitled to stuff.
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You just put more thought into that than Chris has put into anything ever.
 
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I think women down on their luck rent their wombs out to gay men who want biological children.

If some ween really did pay him 20,000 dollars, he could afford such a thing. Times are tough
 
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zap2theextreme said:
I think this is the #1 explanation for Chris' weird self-impregnation fetish stuff.
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Before the forums were taken down last year, there was a thread about Chris describing some sort of disturbing self-pregnancy shit, with readers' drawings of various horribly inbred Soni-mutants that would result from such genetic autism. I managed to save a pic from that thread, in case it's gone now.
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Totem Sanic said:
Before the forums were taken down last year, there was a thread about Chris describing some sort of disturbing self-pregnancy shit, with readers' drawings of various horribly inbred Soni-mutants that would result from such genetic autism. I managed to save a pic from that thread, in case it's gone now.
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Is this implying he lets Sonic/chu fuck him?
 
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thenakedhomeless said:
People are probably in denial that he ever got his dick wet and who could blame them? The thought of Chris hiring a hooker is both disturbing and sad.
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No one is really in denial about it, it's just having sex with someone for money really invalidates Chris' claims to sexual experience. The first part of sex is having the ability to get someone in bed for free, the second part is causing them pleasure. Chris did none of those things and we all know he never will.
Hell, no one has even had the stomach to make out with him. The closest he'll get to a woman's consensual touch or kiss is Barb.
 
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