Containment Random Chris Updates

Totem Sanic said:
Before the forums were taken down last year, there was a thread about Chris describing some sort of disturbing self-pregnancy shit, with readers' drawings of various horribly inbred Soni-mutants that would result from such genetic autism. I managed to save a pic from that thread, in case it's gone now.
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Didn't Alec Benson Leary predict this when he depicted Chris giving birth out of his dick?
 
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Jessica Quin responded to Chris' post, I bet it flew right over Chris' bald head.
Silver Octopus said:
To be honest, if Chris had a child, that child would probably grow up to become a lolcow talked about on this forum anyways...
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I personally think that after Barb's death, Chris will get baby fever leading to comical situations and whatnot.
 
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MarineN*423543 said:
self impregnation?, wow thats new, at least for me
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A couple of years ago he made a Facebook post talking about a hypothetical issue of Sonichu where old Chris saves his sperm and new tranny Chris uses it to impregnate herself to give birth to her new female Sonichu form.
Also the video of him with his custom build-a-bear under his shirt pretending to give birth to it.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
A couple of years ago he made a Facebook post talking about a hypothetical issue of Sonichu where old Chris saves his sperm and new tranny Chris uses it to impregnate herself to give birth to her new female Sonichu form.
Also the video of him with his custom build-a-bear under his shirt pretending to give birth to it.
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I don't even see how the procedure would work. You can implant a uterus but don't women require more than that to produce a baby?
 
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thismanlies said:
Didn't Alec Benson Leary predict this when he depicted Chris giving birth out of his dick?
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"You drink all you want outta there....."

Slowinthemind said:
GodBear has the greatest sense of irony so of course Chris's offspring will be a male that comes out as gay.
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I'd laugh SO FUCKING HARD if Chris finally DID manage to get some to agree being pregnant from his seed, and it was a MALE!

Which brings me to ponder a truly dark part of Chris; if his few actual spawnings result in males, what would he do? Toss the babies over a cliff to die like the Spartans in 300 and keep yowling for more women to impregnate until one of them finally pops out a girl?
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Totem Sanic said:
"You drink all you want outta there....."



I'd laugh SO FUCKING HARD if Chris finally DID manage to get some to agree being pregnant from his seed, and it was a MALE!

Which brings me to ponder a truly dark part of Chris; if his few actual spawnings result in males, what would he do? Toss the babies over a cliff to die like the Spartans in 300 and keep yowling for more women to impregnate until one of them finally pops out a girl?
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Chris getting this experimental surgery and having a child is less likely than Chris being voted Miss Teen America.
 
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Totem Sanic said:
Who wants to imagine Chris talking to his local DHS and asking if Medicare can pay for it. I can see those eyes rollin' on that intake worker right now.
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They probably only aprove it on a case by case basis with lots of documentation, and even then, they have quotas for rejecting claims.\
Manly-Chicken said:
I don't even see how the procedure would work. You can implant a uterus but don't women require more than that to produce a baby?
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The requirements are a feminine (wide) pelvis and a natural blood flow to that area, which makes it a transplant. Chris doesn't have a wide pelvis, tons of estrogen flowing through his veins, nor does he have a natural, uterine blood flow because of his cock and balls.

All of these articles are just leftist-lunatic click bait, which are tailored to gullible psychos like Chris.
 
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Rogowski said:
Because Chris usually posts about shit like that and I don't have the time to keep up with Chris beyond the major bullet points.
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This is incorrect. He doesn't usually post about it. Most of what we've heard about Chris' IRL goings ons are leaked or people lucking out and spotting him IRL.

Keep in mind: we don't stalk Chris IRL. The cwcki does not document Chris' daily life.

Sometimes people think "oh man, how can Chris just spend all his time playing with legos in the shithole that is 14BC, not talking to anyone but Barb???"

Well, the answer is: he doesn't. Chris gets lonely and, when not being strung along by trolls, goes out to spend time with friends. He goes to gay events, nerd events, hangs out at friends' houses, etc.
 
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Marvin said:
This is incorrect. He doesn't usually post about it. Most of what we've heard about Chris' IRL goings ons are leaked or people lucking out and spotting him IRL.

Keep in mind: we don't stalk Chris IRL. The cwcki does not document Chris' daily life.

Sometimes people think "oh man, how can Chris just spend all his time playing with legos in the shithole that is 14BC, not talking to anyone but Barb???"

Well, the answer is: he doesn't. Chris gets lonely and, when not being strung along by trolls, goes out to spend time with friends. He goes to gay events, nerd events, hangs out at friends' houses, etc.
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Does going to events mean sitting on a blanket with a DS and a pony toy waiting for someone to notice him?
 
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