Containment Random Chris Updates

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JULAY said:
Who are these alleged "friends"? Chris is about the most boring person in the goddamned world. All he would have to talk about is his new toys and Vidya, recounting a Family Guy or South Park episode he saw in excruciating detail, and his "lesbian soul". His hygiene is deplorable, his mannerisms are annoying, and his appearance is comical. I have a real hard time believing that anyone considers themselves a friend of Chris out of anything other than pity.
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Whenever the question of Chris having friends comes up this is my exact reaction. I wish we could see one night out with Chris and regular people. I guess the closest we have is the videos of CWC sippin and grippin his long island iced tea.
 
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4Macie said:
Chris literally could never afford the surgery unless his insurance covered it. And not to mention, egg donation is not free either. And then where's he getting the sperm from?? The way he's 'stored' it won't last, and I'm sure you need to be on some sort of hormone schedule before this transplant surgery.

TLDR; Chris is never getting pregnant and likely will never reproduce.
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If the the twitter horde keeps browbeating everyone to submission we might start seeing some companies offering to pay for surgeries as a deranged scheme to get "with it" and gain notoriety, in which case:
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4Macie said:
hris doesn't understand much, so it's not surprising he saw "uterus" and just assumed he could reproduce.

Without ovaries or egg donation, Chris could never have a baby. And I'm not even sure transferring a uterus to a man would give that man a fertile uterus (ie: a uterus that grows a lining and sheds it).
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I know there are some transpeople here right now who might want this to be true, but it's not. No one has provided any evidence as to why or how this could be possible. There male body is not set up to impart the intervention, attachment, or blood flow to a uterus.
The transplantation works in women, but most of the time, after the birth, the uterus has to be removed.
4Macie said:
To top it off, people who get organ transplants need to take pills so the body doesn't reject the organ and those pills are known to cause pregnancy problems.
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The thing with rejection is science does not know if it can actually be controlled in someone with an XY phenotype.
It's already selfish to expose a developing uterus to anti-rejection meds in the uterus of a female. God only knows what harsher chemicals would have to be pumped into the body of a man trying to give birth.

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Chris' fantasy: a woman who can do everything for him and play videa with him at the same time. This was not modled after Barb because we know that Barb is only the domestic type in terms of hoarding. This seems like cheap stereotype for early to mid 19th-century cartoons, who did it way better and had more empathy for the character. Instead of showing Rosechu bonding with her mutated offspring, Chris decides to show Rosechu as a labor slave for Mother's day.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
Chris still thinks housework is back breaking labour that will leave you in a panicked sweaty mess, never change you lazy git.
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Considering that he talks about pulling weeds and using a riding mower like it was the Bataan Death March, he undoubtedly does think that housework is backbreaking labor. Besides, it's not as if he's ever seen Barb do any housework, so he probably has no idea what exactly goes into it.
 
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In Canada, you can get the surgeries here for free. My cousin actually went through the process last year which included a plane ride to Ontario, limo ride to the hospital and finally the knife. Turning a Taint to a China is such a terrifying surgery process. Anyone who does it will always be a girl in my eyes.
 
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thenakedhomeless said:
In Canada, you can get the surgeries here for free. My cousin actually went through the process last year which included a plane ride to Ontario, limo ride to the hospital and finally the knife. Turning a Taint to a China is such a terrifying surgery process. Anyone who does it will always be a girl in my eyes.
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Last time he went out of Virginia his parents threatened to disown him and leave him homeless, no fucking way he is going to leave the country.
 
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JULAY said:
Who are these alleged "friends"? Chris is about the most boring person in the goddamned world. All he would have to talk about is his new toys and Vidya, recounting a Family Guy or South Park episode he saw in excruciating detail, and his "lesbian soul". His hygiene is deplorable, his mannerisms are annoying, and his appearance is comical. I have a real hard time believing that anyone considers themselves a friend of Chris out of anything other than pity.
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You guys have blinders on if you can't see Chris from a non-internet perspective.

So, to lay it out there, we (kiwifarmers, and just internet spergs in general) obsess over Chris. So we pick apart his personality, in all its moldy seaweed glory, to find all the ways he's a turd. And don't get me wrong, he is indeed a turd. But normal people don't go into that level of spergy analysis.

Normal people really don't care that much. The don't care a fraction as much. They just talk to Chris, and they're like "oh, he's a weird fat guy" and talk to him anyway. If they're really paying attention, they'll notice he's wearing a skirt. Otherwise, they talk to him, talk about whatever gay events are going on in Charlottesville, ask Chris if he's going. Have lots of (genuine) fun sperging with him over his makeup. Whatever. Maybe they'll talk about video games, and then they'll get really excited about the new game that's coming out, and talk with Chris for 30 minutes about it. (I don't care about video games, so that's the point where I wander off and find the bar.)

But apparently they do care about video games.

Like, it was kind of surprising to me at first too to see Chris socialize so successfully. But in retrospect it makes a lot of sense. If any of you have spent any time at any nerd conventions, you can understand how it happens. Guys like Chris are a dime-a-dozen at nerd conventions. Women who go to these things aren't delusional. They know they aren't going to find Fabio there. They know what they're getting into.

So when they talk to guys at these events, they don't care that the guys are fat and weird. Usually the girls are fat and weird too. So when they're talking to these guys, if the conversation is enjoyable (which with Chris, it is, because it's about gay shit / nerdery), they're pretty content with the situation.

Honestly, Chris ends up being more of an alpha than your typical nerd guy, because he's too dumb to be embarrassed. He lacks self awareness. So you'll never see Chris hover-handing anyone, because he's too dumb to feel nervous around girls by this point. Chris will just stride up to women and talk to them, and they actually respond because Chris is confident. (Again, won't bang Chris, but they'll be friends with him.)

It's a bizarre role reversal that you'd never expect, but it actually works with Chris.

The primary thing that keeps Chris socially isolated is contentedness. When Chris had e-girlfriends, he felt like he didn't have to go outside to seek friendship. When we stopped trolling him, he got lonely and ventured out. He doesn't post online very often unless he's being manipulated into it, whether by trolls or by financial difficulties. Chris has made friends IRL and he hangs out at their homes sometimes.
zap2theextreme said:
Whenever the question of Chris having friends comes up this is my exact reaction. I wish we could see one night out with Chris and regular people. I guess the closest we have is the videos of CWC sippin and grippin his long island iced tea.
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Heh, watch the videos of Chris dancing with drag queens at Impulse.
 
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