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What makes you think this?
You need to set up a proper Chris update. Dispell the rumors and bring people up to current Christivity. I've seen a lot of old shit being parroted as current and it does paint a negative light on Chris; that's something he doesn't need help with, he's fine doing that alone.
 
I know there are some transpeople here right now who might want this to be true, but it's not. No one has provided any evidence as to why or how this could be possible. There male body is not set up to impart the intervention, attachment, or blood flow to a uterus.
The transplantation works in women, but most of the time, after the birth, the uterus has to be removed.

There is evidence. Chris watched this movie so it HAS to be true!

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Yes, that's pretty common.

I wish I knew why you were so determined to prove that Chris has this social life with lots of friends Marvin. Most of us know that he attends LGBT events and have a few friends who tolerate him and don't mind spending time in his company. It's not a massive deal and I don't know why you always respond to shit posts about him having no friends with the same 'what makes you think that?'

In the worst case scenario, those people won't believe you, especially since you refuse to ever betray your sources or offer something resembling evidence, even after what feels like years of you pushing this narrative. At the best they take your word for it and stop shit posting about his lack of social life. It doesn't make it worthwhile for you to put so much effort in to educate anybody from what I can see, although of course I always appreciate your wonderful insight when it's on anything that you haven't shared before.

Chris is terminally boring day to day. You've said that yourself. It's completely cool that he's found other boring people to hang out with from time to time and events to attend. It's like putting time and effort into convincing new people that yes, Chris has had sex.

There is evidence. Chris watched this movie so it HAS to be true!

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I preferred the sequel to be honest

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I wish I knew why you were so determined to prove that Chris has this social life with lots of friends Marvin.
I don't think this is a fair analysis of my posts. I don't claim that Chris has lots of friends.
Most of us know that he attends LGBT events and have a few friends who tolerate him and don't mind spending time in his company.
Oh, most? I think you have a very inflated perspective of KF's readers. The most prominent posters know Chris gets out, but my commentary isn't aimed at the smart kiwifarmers. My posts are at the people who just came here after reading ED or the cwcki.
It's not a massive deal and I don't know why you always respond to shit posts about him having no friends with the same 'what makes you think that?'
I think "what makes you think that" is one of the more succinct things you could say to someone who takes the cwcki at face value. What makes you think that? Do you actually think we stalk Chris IRL 24/7?
It doesn't make it worthwhile for you to put so much effort in to educate anybody from what I can see
Eh, I mean, I spend a couple hours a day or so on KF, and a few minutes of that are reading and posting the Chris subforum. It's not really that much effort.
Chris is terminally boring day to day. You've said that yourself. It's completely cool that he's found other boring people to hang out with from time to time and events to attend.
Chris created kiwifarms. I kinda want to get newcomers to chill out about him when the reality doesn't live up to the myth.
I never thought it was strange that Chris could have friends. At 25 he was more jovial and I always thought it would be a pretty good time hanging out with him. However, it's a lot harder seeing miserable Tom Girl Chris as being someone who anyone would want to be around.
Yeah, that's kind of my point. Tomgirl Chris is the same as old Chris. In fast, he's gotten more bold and his boldness is paying dividends, because he's not intimidated by women anymore. He's confident and women are spending time with him enthusiastically.

No one's going to bang him, of course, but it's still a huge improvement.
 
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I never thought it was strange that Chris could have friends. At 25 he was more jovial and I always thought it would be a pretty good time hanging out with him. However, it's a lot harder seeing miserable Tom Girl Chris as being someone who anyone would want to be around.
Faggot hater Chris was a weirdo though without any group to associate with. Faggot Christine can be part of a group of miserable people who use their shared hatred and insecurity to establish social relationships (kind of like here, but with more tumblr). It actually makes more sense that he can make friends now. They are all about acceptance, hating straight men, pussy eating, and other dumb bullshit.
 
I don't think this is a fair analysis of my posts. I don't claim that Chris has lots of friends.
So does Chris have real friends or just people that put up with him? Like do these people genuinely like Chris? I guess I've always assumed Chris had friends, but that these friends were with him because he's special, or they put up with him when they have to see him at events.
 
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So does Chris have real friends or just people that put up with him? Like do these people genuinely like Chris? I guess I've always assumed Chris had friends, but that these friends were with him because he's special, or they put up with him when they have to see him at events.
I think asspaters like him as a pet project, and some people are just nice to everyone, like his friend Alexa.
I would like to see Chris have real friends, people who actually want to see him grow as an individual and actually wonder to themselves if they're being damaging by buying into his delusion.
Rocky has been the only person to give Chris real advice and encourage him to leave the internet. I am sure Chris whines to his asspatter, but all they do is asspat instead of telling him how much of a mess he is making of his own life.
 
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Oh, most? I think you have a very inflated perspective of KF's readers. The most prominent posters know Chris gets out, but my commentary isn't aimed at the smart kiwifarmers. My posts are at the people who just came here after reading ED or the cwcki.

I think "what makes you think that" is one of the more succinct things you could say to someone who takes the cwcki at face value. What makes you think that? Do you actually think we stalk Chris IRL 24/7?

I get your point but at the end of the day u can't filter a post so it's only read by its intended target group.
From personal experience with the ADF subforum it's generally easier to just say to a new or less informed kiwi
"Lol your wrong" rather than explain why they are and providing evidence.
"What makes you think that" is a great question up until the point they answer "well that's what I was told to think and you won't explain my wrong think".

I'm not saying it's your job to educate people about Chris but it's just easier to explain your point rather than subject yourself to a bunch of dumb follow up and mutterings that the super secret inner circle is hiding things.
 
My posts are at the people who just came here after reading ED or the cwcki.

I think "what makes you think that" is one of the more succinct things you could say to someone who takes the cwcki at face value. What makes you think that? Do you actually think we stalk Chris IRL 24/7?
The perspective from the Kiwi Farms forum probably factors into it as well. Threads are about him doing lolcow stuff, or begging, or posting about toys/cartoons/clickbait on Facebook. People assume Chris doesn't socialize based on seeing those threads, since the public evidence of him having friends, like timeline comments from them, is buried deep in the occasional thread. And even when a thread mentions his friends in the OP, people think they only hang out with him out of pity, maybe because it seems contradictory that someone can be a lolcow and have IRL friends.

So does Chris have real friends or just people that put up with him? Like do these people genuinely like Chris? I guess I've always assumed Chris had friends, but that these friends were with him because he's special, or they put up with him when they have to see him at events.
One of them saw a movie with him, outside of their usual group. It was The Lego Movie, and they're both into nerd stuff like that.
 
One of them saw a movie with him, outside of their usual group. It was The Lego Movie, and they're both into nerd stuff like that.
She's a Christian, very similar to Anna, so she seems like she is very nice to most people she attends the card game place.

The perspective from the Kiwi Farms forum probably factors into it as well. Threads are about him doing lolcow stuff, or begging, or posting about toys/cartoons/clickbait on Facebook. People assume Chris doesn't socialize based on seeing those threads, since the public evidence of him having friends, like timeline comments from them, is buried deep in the occasional thread. And even when a thread mentions his friends in the OP, people think they only hang out with him out of pity, maybe because it seems contradictory that someone can be a lolcow and have IRL friends.
In my mind, the jury is still out. Chris' regular friends seem to be either asspaters or bordering on asspaters. I think that the depth of Chris' "friendships" are pretty shallow. Sure, a lot of these people are interested in dumb kid's stuff like Chris, but they get to exit that microcosm and be a neurotypical adult ( a lot of them anyway).
 
So does Chris have real friends or just people that put up with him? Like do these people genuinely like Chris? I guess I've always assumed Chris had friends, but that these friends were with him because he's special, or they put up with him when they have to see him at events.
They genuinely like Chris on the standard that they like normal friends.
I get your point but at the end of the day u can't filter a post so it's only read by its intended target group.
From personal experience with the ADF subforum it's generally easier to just say to a new or less informed kiwi
"Lol your wrong" rather than explain why they are and providing evidence.
"What makes you think that" is a great question up until the point they answer "well that's what I was told to think and you won't explain my wrong think".
Oh, absolutely. I know why people think this way. They read the cwcki too literally. That's my whole shtick. That's why I try to get people to think outside of the cwcki.
The perspective from the Kiwi Farms forum probably factors into it as well. Threads are about him doing lolcow stuff, or begging, or posting about toys/cartoons/clickbait on Facebook. People assume Chris doesn't socialize based on seeing those threads, since the public evidence of him having friends, like timeline comments from them, is buried deep in the occasional thread. And even when a thread mentions his friends in the OP, people think they only hang out with him out of pity, maybe because it seems contradictory that someone can be a lolcow and have IRL friends.
No one cares about the times when Chris doesn't shit his pants.

My whole point is that nerd culture in the US tolerates nerds in buckets. See: grand prix richmond crackstyle.

Honestly Chris is pretty chill. Not because he's some saint, but because he's a fat amoeba who just sits on his ass and does nothing, naturally. I've spent the better half of a decade drinking myself stupid and oogling nerds (@Lipitor can attest to this) and overall, Chris just gets glossed over in the nerd scene.

Chris has friends. Legit friends. Because nerds (and normies in general) don't care.
 
Oh, absolutely. I know why people think this way. They read the cwcki too literally. That's my whole shtick. That's why I try to get people to think outside of the cwcki.

The problem is other sources are pretty much as bad or total bullshit so rather than people reaching their own dumb conclusion it's probably better to help direct their thinking to right answers.
It saves on shit posts in the long term
 
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Chris has friends. Legit friends. Because nerds (and normies in general) don't care.
I wonder if it's because most of us wouldnt have a friend like Chris so we assume no one else would.

For example, someone who constantly begs for money for bills, buys toys with that begged money, plays with lego all day, a brony, someone with poor hygiene, or someone who thinks the world owes them everything, and just overall someone who acts like Chris. Yes I get that things where scripted, but we've seen how Chris treats friends. We've seen how he handled wallflower and Megan and troll girlfriends.

I understand why people refuse to believe Chris has genuine friends. Very few people want a friend like Chris.

I guess I'm happy for him if he's got actual people who like him for who he is....
 
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