Containment Random Chris Updates

[Slowinthemind]

I'm just saying how different Canada treats trans people. You have to be a Canadian citizen to have free healthcare.

So why bring up canada?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Last time he went out of Virginia his parents threatened to disown him and leave him homeless, no fucking way he is going to leave the country.

I'm just saying how different Canada treats trans people. You have to be a Canadian citizen to have free healthcare.

So why bring up canada?

Cause my cousin got it for free while Chris gets to puncture his taint and dream of having one.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I'm just saying how different Canada treats trans people. You have to be a Canadian citizen to have free healthcare.

Cause my cousin got it for free while Chris gets to puncture his taint and dream of having one.

Your cousin and you can gloat over Chris then, grats on that.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Oh, gee, Chris. What a thoughtful sentiment.

And also inaccurate yet still terrible caricatures of you and Barb.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well, this idea sounds like someone with dyslexia was reading it straight from a children's book. I guess Chris is still with his mother stuff.

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

I know there are some transpeople here right now who might want this to be true, but it's not. No one has provided any evidence as to why or how this could be possible. There male body is not set up to impart the intervention, attachment, or blood flow to a uterus.
The transplantation works in women, but most of the time, after the birth, the uterus has to be removed.

The thing with rejection is science does not know if it can actually be controlled in someone with an XY phenotype.
It's already selfish to expose a developing uterus to anti-rejection meds in the uterus of a female. God only knows what harsher chemicals would have to be pumped into the body of a man trying to give birth.

Chris' fantasy: a woman who can do everything for him and play videa with him at the same time. This was not modled after Barb because we know that Barb is only the domestic type in terms of hoarding. This seems like cheap stereotype for early to mid 19th-century cartoons, who did it way better and had more empathy for the character. Instead of showing Rosechu bonding with her mutated offspring, Chris decides to show Rosechu as a labor slave for Mother's day.

Yes, give a happy mothers day to the mother who'd rather you just be a glorified maid, dress and all.

 

[Trilby]

Chris doesn't understand much, so it's not surprising he saw "uterus" and just assumed he could reproduce.

Without ovaries or egg donation, Chris could never have a baby. And I'm not even sure transferring a uterus to a man would give that man a fertile uterus (ie: a uterus that grows a lining and sheds it).

To top it off, people who get organ transplants need to take pills so the body doesn't reject the organ and those pills are known to cause pregnancy problems.

Even if you could find a way to overcome all these issues, Chris literally could never afford the surgery unless his insurance covered it. And not to mention, egg donation is not free either. And then where's he getting the sperm from?? The way he's 'stored' it won't last, and I'm sure you need to be on some sort of hormone schedule before this transplant surgery.

TLDR; Chris is never getting pregnant and likely will never reproduce.

Such a dead end.

Is Rosechu playing with a Wii while cleaning?

Yep, all work and no play makes Rosechu a dull gal.

:autism:Maybe Rosechu herself is zapping it? :autism:

Again, because Chris thinks we already know these characters enough to know they power their own crap like their hybrid cars.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

The primary thing that keeps Chris socially isolated is contentedness. When Chris had e-girlfriends, he felt like he didn't have to go outside to seek friendship. When we stopped trolling him, he got lonely and ventured out. He doesn't post online very often unless he's being manipulated into it, whether by trolls or by financial difficulties. Chris has made friends IRL and he hangs out at their homes sometimes.

Do you have any idea as to why Chris is so discreet about his RL friends? This is the same guy who posted about how he dreams of fucking his own mother on FaceBook, yet we haven't heard any awkward anecdote about his acquaintances.

 

[Marvin]

Do you have any idea as to why Chris is so discreet about his RL friends? This is the same guy who posted about how he dreams of fucking his own mother on FaceBook, yet we haven't heard any awkward anecdote about his acquaintances.

He's not being discreet. He just doesn't have any reason to share it with facebook people.

Quite simply: nothing worth sharing happens while he's hanging out with his friends. With the Barb sex dream, he saw some article on facebook about incest, commented on it and said "yeah, don't judge this guy, I had a sex dream about my mom once". If Chris spies an article about hanging out with your friends playing pokemon, he might post a story about hanging out with his friends playing pokemon.

Until then, we'll just get silence.

 

[Trilby]

He's not being discreet. He just doesn't have any reason to share it with facebook people.

Quite simply: nothing worth sharing happens while he's hanging out with his friends. With the Barb sex dream, he saw some article on facebook about incest, commented on it and said "yeah, don't judge this guy, I had a sex dream about my mom once". If Chris spies an article about hanging out with your friends playing pokemon, he might post a story about hanging out with his friends playing pokemon.

Until then, we'll just get silence.

So it's not a case of just having a brain and know when to keep quiet about these matters on your own for him.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Do you have any idea as to why Chris is so discreet about his RL friends?

Because he doesn't have any.

 

[Marvin]

So it's not a base of just having a brain and know when to keep quiet about these matters on your own for him.

Oh lolno. I mean, yeah, Chris is kinda nervous about spergs fucking up his shit. But he's not smart enough to manage his public persona that well.

So he's got a general policy of "don't sperg out too much publicly", but past that? Nah. No discretion. He just stays quiet overall and hopes for the best.

Because he doesn't have any.

What makes you think this?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I do believe that Chris makes friends at those geek outings, but the last several times Chris has been spotted indipendently, he's been completely alone or with his sperg-hang asspatter.

 

[Marvin]

I do believe that Chris makes friends at those geek outings, but the last several times Chris has been spotted indipendently, he's been completely alone or with his sperg-hang asspatter.

Maybe like once or twice?

I don't know, like, if you took a picture of me at some event, you'd probably get a picture of me smoking a joint or maybe waiting in line at the portapotties or buying a hotdog or some shit. It doesn't mean that I wasn't going to go get trashed and then get arrested for pissing on a tree in a few minutes.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

What makes you think this?

'Cause Bob isn't around to bribe them.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe like once or twice?

I don't know, like, if you took a picture of me at some event, you'd probably get a picture of me smoking a joint or maybe waiting in line at the portapotties or buying a hotdog or some shit. It doesn't mean that I wasn't going to go get trashed and then get arrested for pissing on a tree in a few minutes.

Well, that's the thing, at the last LGBT event, we got indipendent accounts of Chris sitting on a blanket, by himself, and rocking back and forth to the music.......not talking to anyone and no one talking to him.

 

[Marvin]

Well, that's the thing, at the last LGBT event, we got indipendent accounts of Chris sitting on a blanket, by himself, and rocking back and forth to the music.......not talking to anyone and no one talking to him.

We got like one account. But again, at a concert, you go and sit in a chair or on a blanket or some shit. Like that's standard practice here.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

We got like one account. But again, at a concert, you go and sit in a chair or on a blanket or some shit. Like that's standard practice here.

Alone though?

This is what Chris wishes Barb to be.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

But yeah if what Marvin says is true, Chris has found his new gal pals, people who hang with him out of pity.

Sometimes stuff about Chris's friends pop up on social media. He doesn't usually post about his day-to-day IRL life directly on his Facebook timeline, but he has them added on his friends list, so occasionally his friends see his posts and comment, or he comments to them (which is one reason it's stupid for Chris to beg - they see that shit. One even tried to give him job advice).

They don't hang out with him out of pity. They have the same interests as he does. For instance, he knows several from a card shop, where he goes to play games.

One of them appears to be some social worker who works with tards handi capable people, so she might be getting some hands on field experience with Chris. Maybe he'll be part of a thesis in the coming years on Teaching the Exceptional.

She and Chris are both Pokemon fans, which is why they're friends.

 

[Rottytops]

Because he doesn't have any.

I second this. In every social situation Chris was seen at he was either alone or as part of a hobby group (con, tcg duels, pride events) atleast one of which banned him. In the past most people who he considered aquaitances turned out to be trolls or in it due to pity.

If he ever got a close gal-pal, we'd all know, because he wouldn't stop posting pictures.