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I take it back, Chris and Tara Strong were made for each other.
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IDK if it was intentional (I doubt it), but Slade Wilson/Deathstroke was actually President of America in an alternate comic timeline, so a character Tara Strong voiced is beating up the president.
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I take it back, Chris and Tara Strong were made for each other.
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IDK if it was intentional (I doubt it), but Slade Wilson/Deathstroke was actually President of America in an alternate comic timeline, so a character Tara Strong voiced is beating up the president.
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I agree, maybe Chris did find his soulmate after all. This is literally akin to "I'm going to beat you up in Soul Calibur!"
 
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I agree, maybe Chris did find his soulmate after all. This is literally akin to "I'm going to beat you up in Soul Caliber!"
I hate using this term, but "normies" on Twitter who are into politics are the worst.
On both sides.
Pseudo nerds who violently hate Trump and show their tits for attention on the left and middle aged Christian housewives in MAGA hats who blindly idolize Trump and show their tits for attention on the right.
 
Well, the answer is: he doesn't. Chris gets lonely and, when not being strung along by trolls, goes out to spend time with friends. He goes to gay events, nerd events, hangs out at friends' houses, etc.
Who are these alleged "friends"? Chris is about the most boring person in the goddamned world. All he would have to talk about is his new toys and Vidya, recounting a Family Guy or South Park episode he saw in excruciating detail, and his "lesbian soul". His hygiene is deplorable, his mannerisms are annoying, and his appearance is comical. I have a real hard time believing that anyone considers themselves a friend of Chris out of anything other than pity.
 
Who are these alleged "friends"? Chris is about the most boring person in the goddamned world. All he would have to talk about is his new toys and Vidya, recounting a Family Guy or South Park episode he saw in excruciating detail, and his "lesbian soul". His hygiene is deplorable, his mannerisms are annoying, and his appearance is comical. I have a real hard time believing that anyone considers themselves a friend of Chris out of anything other than pity.
Marvin can't compromise his field ops.

But yeah if what Marvin says is true, Chris has found his new gal pals, people who hang with him out of pity. And I just noticed the "rapist chris saga when" so maybe withholding Chris' life story from these poor girls is a bad idea?
 
Who are these alleged "friends"? Chris is about the most boring person in the goddamned world. All he would have to talk about is his new toys and Vidya, recounting a Family Guy or South Park episode he saw in excruciating detail, and his "lesbian soul". His hygiene is deplorable, his mannerisms are annoying, and his appearance is comical. I have a real hard time believing that anyone considers themselves a friend of Chris out of anything other than pity.

Trolls.
 
I don't even see how the procedure would work. You can implant a uterus but don't women require more than that to produce a baby?
Chris doesn't understand much, so it's not surprising he saw "uterus" and just assumed he could reproduce.

Without ovaries or egg donation, Chris could never have a baby. And I'm not even sure transferring a uterus to a man would give that man a fertile uterus (ie: a uterus that grows a lining and sheds it).

To top it off, people who get organ transplants need to take pills so the body doesn't reject the organ and those pills are known to cause pregnancy problems.

Even if you could find a way to overcome all these issues, Chris literally could never afford the surgery unless his insurance covered it. And not to mention, egg donation is not free either. And then where's he getting the sperm from?? The way he's 'stored' it won't last, and I'm sure you need to be on some sort of hormone schedule before this transplant surgery.

TLDR; Chris is never getting pregnant and likely will never reproduce.
 
Chris doesn't understand much, so it's not surprising he saw "uterus" and just assumed he could reproduce.

Without ovaries or egg donation, Chris could never have a baby. And I'm not even sure transferring a uterus to a man would give that man a fertile uterus (ie: a uterus that grows a lining and sheds it).

To top it off, people who get organ transplants need to take pills so the body doesn't reject the organ and those pills are known to cause pregnancy problems.

Even if you could find a way to overcome all these issues, Chris literally could never afford the surgery unless his insurance covered it. And not to mention, egg donation is not free either. And then where's he getting the sperm from?? The way he's 'stored' it won't last, and I'm sure you need to be on some sort of hormone schedule before this transplant surgery.

TLDR; Chris is never getting pregnant and likely will never reproduce.
I think Chris (and a lot of other dumb LGBT people) think transgenderism is a higher scientific priority than it actually is. Making men have babies should be pretty low on the rung of shit we need to research.
 
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