Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pickle Inspector]

Why does the bottom of that WA poster say "spazing down"?

It means to relax apparently, or more specifically to regain composure after ‘spazzing out’, I’ve also never heard of it before (Although I’ve heard of the term spazzing out).

spaz down

Definition of spaz down in the Idioms Dictionary by The Free Dictionary

idioms.thefreedictionary.com

 

[Tikbalang]

I don't know WTF is in his head right now, as long as he makes comics, he should keep doing it.

 

[No_one]

I don't know WTF is in his head right now, as long as he makes comics, he should keep doing it.
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It's like Chris decided to become a motivational speaker/coach only talking about how he's awesome and how the merge is coming any minute now.

Fuck, now I want to see him doing a TEDx talk. Those praetor fags should make him do this instead of setting up a church and selling medallions.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I don't know WTF is in his head right now, as long as he makes comics, he should keep doing it.
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I guess he’s day dreaming more than usual, I wonder if it would cause Chris to doubt the merge if he knew other people day dreamed about fantasy worlds to the point it affected their life too?

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/04/when-daydreaming-replaces-real-life/391319/

Maybe he’d just declare them all to be psychics too.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I guess he’s day dreaming more than usual, I wonder if it would cause Chris to doubt the merge if he knew other people day dreamed about fantasy worlds to the point it affected their life too?

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/04/when-daydreaming-replaces-real-life/391319/

Maybe he’d just declare them all to be psychics too.

I've had a running theory that Chris believes he's the only one who can daydream, or that it's reserved for special people like a power.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Somebody call Chris out and Chris goes on his usual "I work hard saving the world and dying for your sins type shit" Thank God Chris is a tard, cuz he got an ego of a cult leader

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Fuck off, Chris.

 

[Search]

Well if being a literal goddess is a job maybe Chris can get fired from this one as well. I mean, we still are in lockdowns, people die, so it is obvious that he's not doing good enough job of protecting our sorry hides...

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Somebody call Chris out and Chris goes on his usual "I work hard saving the world and dying for your sins type shit" Thank God Chris is a tard, cuz he got an ego of a cult leader

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Twitter needs a function.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You know what they say.
"A woman's work is never done".

But wait, there's more:

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Sigh, another ego-dump. Shouldn't have expected anything else from CWC, pretty much all the Sonichu comix after like the first 2 were purely to feed his ego and beat up the twolls.

 

[Tikbalang]

Somebody call Chris out and Chris goes on his usual "I work hard saving the world and dying for your sins type shit" Thank God Chris is a tard, cuz he got an ego of a cult leader

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I hope he can add that to his experience on his resume.
Godhood (2018-present)

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The man really does look in the mirror and see a perfected version of himself.

Thanks to the fine influence of his mother. Delusion + Autism x Narcissism = one hell of a drug.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

You know what they say.
"A woman's work is never done".

But wait, there's more:

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how the fuck can you give a guy a 50% tip when you're buying him a pizza?
5 bucks says chris doesn't know anything about leaving tips.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

5 bucks says chris doesn't know anything about leaving tips.

Chris doesn't know a lot of things. Being a decent human being, running a business, socializing...

 

[BeligerentBackdoor]

Chris-chan left a comment on the University of Washington speech about Cyberbullying. This is most likely because it was mentioned in the new episode of the documentary.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Well today was a surprise, first Chris's chat with an ass kissing ween claiming to be a psychic is leaked and now this. On the one hand it's nice to see in addition to a new tard card he's actually making an effort to draw comics again, and trying to bug the brony anyalsits into accepting him into their flock then he worst of all goes off at someone who rightfully calls him out for being a lazy dumbass.

I mean maybe it's just me and the fact that I've had to work over time a lot this week which includes rolling out of bed early in the morning, but I take a lot of sheer shadern frueia and umbridge with how smug he is claiming to be employed and is "saving us" from the merge while in reality it's been a year and we're still knee deep in covid, our economy is getting crippled and all he cares about is "the merge " and his ego.

 

[Meat Pickle]

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Chris-chan left a comment on the University of Washington speech about Cyberbullying. This is most likely because it was mentioned in the new episode of the documentary.

I find this ironic because Milo would be the type of person who would use Chris as a strawman against social justice and transgender acceptance.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I find this ironic because Milo would be the type of person who would use Chris as a strawman against social justice and transgender acceptance.

I mean Milo really did do that in the video CWC commented on where Milo used CWC as the face of the "first social justice president"

 

[A Grey Cat]

I mean Milo really did do that in the video CWC commented on where Milo used CWC as the face of the "first social justice president"

But like a true autist Chris couldn't catch on when a grade A homo was mocking him

 

[The Fool]

I'm just happy Chris still can't let go of the brony analysts.

He truly cannot ever let go of being barred from a social circle he likes. It took him years and years to get over college and the game place, where all he could do was vilify the authority there. He couldn't even reason about not being able to go back to highschool, which is why he had to invent Graduon just to have a target to take his anger out on for why he couldn't go back to his special place anymore. And even though he got rid of Graduon, he still can't let go of highschool.

I thought the blocking saga was over, but it's never over, because Chris hasn't given it permission to be over yet. He didn't forget, he was just building up his stamina for another tantrum. This is the "apology contracts" all over again.