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He enjoys being a celebrity, perhaps?

Chris Chan seems like the result of a monkey's paw wish where someone asked to be the most documented man in history.

Most documented person in history, one of the least important and historically significant people to ever live. Whatever power/force/entity that controls the Monkey's Paw and it's wish granting must have been feeling particularly malicious that day.
 
He didnt even bother scanning his "comic" just took a fucking photo of it on a clipboard.
What? Chris is lazy? Color me suprised.

Edit: The dirty towel/blanket/carpet at the bottom gives me that genuine Soinchu feeling.
He doesn't seem to consider spending on scanner when it can be used to buy overpriced healing rocks.
 
Chris once again wants attention from some people (they're "brony analysts", right?)
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And makes his best joke ever by calling himself a workaholic. :story:
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Chris once again wants attention from some people (they're "brony analysts", right?)
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And makes his best joke ever by calling himself a workaholic. :story:View attachment 2012964
Nothing says "workaholic" like a 10-minute doodle directly drawn on ink with a run-of-the-mill ballpen and barely colored in with cheap markers, all of it shot with your phone instead as scanned as @Fausto already pointed out.

Of course, the irony is lost on a dumbass like Chris. And then he barely stops short of demanding a video made out of it (which would take x400 times the effort he made shitting that sorry excuse for a drawing) from people that he somehow thinks is friends with despite they never acknowledging him in all the years he's been screeching into the void for their attention.
 
"I'm a workaholic."
First chris said he was strong, and then he said he was "so smart!", then svelt and curvy, and now he thinks he's a workaholic despite the obvious.

The man really does look in the mirror and see a perfected version of himself.
What do you expect from someone who calls himself a goddess of a 40 year old computer?
 
"I'm a workaholic."
First chris said he was strong, and then he said he was "so smart!", then svelt and curvy, and now he thinks he's a workaholic despite the obvious.

The man really does look in the mirror and see a perfected version of himself.
Truly an embodiment of this image

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Chris once again wants attention from some people (they're "brony analysts", right?)
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And makes his best joke ever by calling himself a workaholic. :story:View attachment 2012964
Fun Fact : That text buble is one of Magi-Chan's 4 tailed wad of semen. Just like Chris likes, straight to the face.


"Accomodate me please?!"....and you do all the work while I scratch my Hank Hill brand flat ass and bark orders as a CPU goddess!
 
"...and the sex with Magi-Chan, in another universe."
He was having sex with Magi-Chan while in his son's body? There are so many fucked up layers to how wrong this is.
So... Magi Chan is confirmed to be gay and he used Sonichu’s body to fuck him. That had to be super awkward when Sonichu returned back to his body.
 
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What the fuck is the cretin shitting on about now? Jasper's fez and tuchus? Chris, Jasper Pie is not your friend and never will be. Oh, and I'm sure that your mighty voice would overwhelm us if you wanted it to, even without speakers. I guess you think that you're Randall Flagg now. The only way that we can't bear to listen to your voice is that it's such whining shit. You project less than Carole Bayer Sager's boobs.
 
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