Containment Random Chris Updates

Real G said:
Somebody call Chris out and Chris goes on his usual "I work hard saving the world and dying for your sins type shit" Thank God Chris is a tard, cuz he got an ego of a cult leader

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It’s times like these I wish I could see and hear Chris say these things in video format, just having it in text format makes it lose a lot of the fun cringe inducing nuances.
 
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Mainstreaming Chris was an inexcusable mistake and disservice to Chris, because not only did it fail to provide Chris with the skills and mechanisms to successfully navigate adult life, but it also convince Chris that he was unique and superior to others on the Autism Spectrum, making him believe that he is essentially normal and equal to neurotypical people. What should have happened was the Chandlers should have found a specialist program for children with Autism to be in full-time instead of mainstreaming him, and then found him a retard wrangler once he was out of school to keep an eye on him so he wouldn't get in trouble since they were too old and tired to do it themselves. But now we have 2021 Chris where he is essentially a 290lb eight year old who thinks he's a girl, believes that cartoons are real, doesn't have a job, and yells at people on Twatter for not literally worshiping him as a goddess. His lack of adult supervision and being on the same mental level as a 4th grade child means that his future is extremely bleak. It's going to all come crashing down around his head when Barb dies, and he will not know what to do. And it will all be a total surprise for him when it happens because he's been stubbornly, willfully ignorant and childish his whole life.
 
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The Dude said:
Mainstreaming Chris was an inexcusable mistake and disservice to Chris, because not only did it fail to provide Chris with the skills and mechanisms to successfully navigate adult life, but it also convince Chris that he was unique and superior to others on the Autism Spectrum, making him believe that he is essentially normal and equal to neurotypical people. What should have happened was the Chandlers should have found a specialist program for children with Autism to be in full-time instead of mainstreaming him, and then found him a retard wrangler once he was out of school to keep an eye on him so he wouldn't get in trouble since they were too old and tired to do it themselves. But now we have 2021 Chris where he is essentially a 290lb eight year old who thinks he's a girl, believes that cartoons are real, doesn't have a job, and yells at people on Twatter for not literally worshiping him as a goddess. His lack of adult supervision and being on the same mental level as a 4th grade child means that his future is extremely bleak. It's going to all come crashing down around his head when Barb dies, and he will not know what to do. And it will all be a total surprise for him when it happens because he's been stubbornly, willfully ignorant and childish his whole life.
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He should have been mainstreamed into a woodchipper.
 
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The Dude said:
Mainstreaming Chris was an inexcusable mistake and disservice to Chris, because not only did it fail to provide Chris with the skills and mechanisms to successfully navigate adult life, but it also convince Chris that he was unique and superior to others on the Autism Spectrum, making him believe that he is essentially normal and equal to neurotypical people. What should have happened was the Chandlers should have found a specialist program for children with Autism to be in full-time instead of mainstreaming him, and then found him a retard wrangler once he was out of school to keep an eye on him so he wouldn't get in trouble since they were too old and tired to do it themselves. But now we have 2021 Chris where he is essentially a 290lb eight year old who thinks he's a girl, believes that cartoons are real, doesn't have a job, and yells at people on Twatter for not literally worshiping him as a goddess. His lack of adult supervision and being on the same mental level as a 4th grade child means that his future is extremely bleak. It's going to all come crashing down around his head when Barb dies, and he will not know what to do. And it will all be a total surprise for him when it happens because he's been stubbornly, willfully ignorant and childish his whole life.
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He tries to believe he is someone that he isn't without putting an effort.
Identifying as a god? He's no different from the otherkins.
Consulting with free psychics? He listens what he wants to hear: a vague hyperbolic advice.
 
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BeligerentBackdoor said:
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Chris-chan left a comment on the University of Washington speech about Cyberbullying. This is most likely because it was mentioned in the new episode of the documentary.
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"well aware of the irony." I can say we should all count our blessings that Chris isn't the president of the US, or is in any political office ever.

CWCville doesn't count.
 
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The Dude said:
Mainstreaming Chris was an inexcusable mistake and disservice to Chris, because not only did it fail to provide Chris with the skills and mechanisms to successfully navigate adult life, but it also convince Chris that he was unique and superior to others on the Autism Spectrum, making him believe that he is essentially normal and equal to neurotypical people.
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I think Bob also seriously fucked up hiring the "girlfriends" to treat him like he was normal too. It's like his entire life from the trolls to his own parents even to his high school experiences were the Truman Show, with nothing actually being real. Already autistic, he was deprived of the chance actually to make real friends by socializing. I get the good intentions behind it but it fucked him up as much as anything the trolls did.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
"well aware of the irony." I can say we should all count our blessings that Chris isn't the president of the US, or is in any political office ever.

CWCville doesn't count.
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I imagine he’d be like Kim Jong Un, a harem of goverment paid ‘easy on the eyes’ women to follow him about and do whatever he says, people having to take notes on everything he says because he’s so wise, a private theme park, the state supporting ludicrous rumours like him being able to control the weather with his mind and that he always gets a hole in one at golf (Since his first game).

The only difference Chris would have is he’d have people make cartoons and video games with him starring as the main character.
 
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Tries to get attention from the Analyst...
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...and Courtney
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That's kind of interesting. I notice Chris has started saying "stress" a lot more than "frustration" since he hired that hooker, but, are they actually synonyms in his mind? Does he actually think sex is the ultimate solvent for all stress? Maybe that was one reason he was so obsessed with sex, because he thought it would totally absolve all the stress from all of the discomfort he feels from being so confused and overwhelmed by the world.
 
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Tikbalang said:
If making comics can release stress, keep doing it. Chris is looking for china, maybe
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Oh, so all the joking about Chris recent babbling about "self-love" being actually mass-debating... was actually right?

Also, Chris the workaholic is too lazy to even wank it.

"6-2-1 rule, we have that down"

Yeah, when bronies invented showering, just some years ago, right?

Chris latching to a rule made out of necessity because nasty, stinky fatsos at furry deviant conventions as if it was some refined etiquette is not only pathetic but speaks volumes about Chris hygienic standards, at least until horsie-cons taught him not to stink of smegma and stale butt sweat well into his mid-thirties.
 
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