Containment Random Chris Updates

Don't give them ideas.
I'm going to suggest that they bottle Chris & Barb's bathwater with a picture of Chris and Barb in the bathtub on the bottle.

The slogan can be, "Rub a Dub Dub, Thanks For The Chub"

They could also sell Chris's greasy locks of hair.

I wonder if they could make any money on the wine jugs of piss Chris and Barb keep under their bed?
 
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as 'The Temple' will always make me smile.
 
Those aren't trash. Those are holy treasures protected by magic dust
Churches are always clean as a respect to their gods. Chris's house is a mess, and he's a god of his own religion, he has no self respect.
He shits himself and does nothing, that's it. He's the worst kind of deity ever because his divinity is only in his head.
All the cargo cults make more sense because the uncivilized islanders actually got something from the 'gods'.
Chris just wants people to validate his beliefs in Sonichu, Magichan, and the fact that he's a true and honest woman.

Or maybe he wants to think that someone cares, because the grim reaper that took Bob away 2 years early, is sharpening his scythe to take Barb. Chris may be a delusional idiot, but surely he can imagine losing his house and all the hoarded trash.
 
But it's a piece of Christory! It's like you're internet famous now!
Just think of how much strangers on the internet will respect you once you ironically trade money for rocks that have known Chris's palm sweat. Who needs a sense of humor when you can buy one for only $45?
 
Fools and their money...
Or possibly Praetor is a money laundering scheme
Chris and his never ending wisdom on how the cartoon rapture will play out.
In Christianity's rapture, it is based on faith and faith alone.
In Chris Chanity however, it's whether you think of him as a lolcow or a victim. Regardless, he can't tell the difference between a criticism and an insult.
 
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