Bonbon
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- May 13, 2019
It's not trash, they're sacred offerings to speed up the dimensional merge.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Oct 21, 2018
If only he's hoarding drugs. That would speed up the merge.
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- Oct 7, 2017
Chris apparently now openly approving genocide there. Guess Hitlerchu is alive and well after all.
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- Mar 10, 2013
Maybe if we buy one of those silver coins with his face he’ll let us live when the Sonichu death squads arrive?
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- Aug 27, 2020
Chris selling magic rocks is something I've just come to expect at this point. Chris will end up becoming the goop of lolcows at this point. Can't wait to buy the candle that smells of un-clit.
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- Oct 11, 2014
He'll have to pay a licensing fee to me in that case. While only he can provide the unique 'axe-and-ass' scent, I've established copyright on the term itself now. Gibs me muh gibs, fat boy!
taintmisbehavin
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- Mar 24, 2020
Does this mean we don’t have to go live in Hedgehog Orgy Paradise with Chris and his Pay Pigs? Cool.
ScrappyLobsterchu
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- Jul 18, 2019
I cant believe these fags are deadass selling gravel from Chris' driveway. Maybe they are still trying to court Tommy with the magic rock bullshit?
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- Aug 12, 2016
I find it the easiest thing in the world to believe. He’s been trying to sell trash as relics for years and the magic beans joke has been going around for some time as well. This is a natural progression.
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- Feb 27, 2013
Wasn't the merge originally going to basically Thanos-snap half of humanity?
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- Mar 10, 2013
Makes sense from Chris’s perspective too, he buys overpriced ‘magic’ rocks so why not sell them too?
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- Dec 28, 2014
Chris could literally start selling pieces of his own shit and retards would buy it. Which is fine with me tbh.
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- Jun 3, 2016
I hope Chris gets a bunch of rocks from his yard then shoves them up his ass because he expects them to appreciate in value.
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- Aug 13, 2018
It's weird, that out of all the stuff he's known for, Chris shoving stuff up his ass (medallions, anal beads, dildo, cake) is one of the top 3 things.
His autistic ass would do that.
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- Jun 12, 2019
Translation; anyone who's made fun of me, pretended to be my friend to get me to do dumb ass shit in my life, and or beaten off to my "pain and stress " Willmott be reborn as a cartoon pony once I'm the all powerful god emporer I know I so totally Will become after the merge.
You can't stop ke from rulling you all!
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- May 2, 2018
Most likely barb is complaining to Chris to raise money for her debt hearing. So Chris is on stressed tard mode selling his junk again.
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- Jun 3, 2016
Good, he's gotta earn his keep. The saying cash , grass, or ass......and we all know nobody wants his ass.
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- Aug 13, 2018
Praetor would most likely have Chris record lesbian sleepover auditions (prostitution) videos again.
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- Oct 21, 2018
Sonichu lore: Any pokemans can catch and own other pokemans. Chris did not know that all pokemans are intelligent and capable, if he follow the logic on the anime.
Since Chris is a pokeman in his world, he can be caught as well.
Since Chris is a pokeman in his world, he can be caught as well.
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- Nov 14, 2012
dunno where else to put this but I've gotten a lot of people whinging at me like this
