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Every dollar they give him, is a dollar closer to Chris having issues or losing his tugboat.
This is going to be interesting to see. Remember it was Barb and Bob that got him on Welfare. He won’t know how to get back on and even if he did it’s hard to get back on once you’ve been kicked off. He better hope the Weens are always around because otherwise the homeless saga may be back on the menu
 
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Hope that weird fetishy aside about Ice King from Adventure Time makes it into the VOD.
>Chris streams
>at 4 AM in my timezone
>There are no highlights yet
>I missed Ice CWC

FUCK.
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>Chris streams
>at 4 AM in my timezone
>There are no highlights yet
>I missed Ice CWC

FUCK.

Found it.
Chris said that he watches AT. He also mentions milk baths from Holly Jolly Secrets: Part 1. This is a Christmas episode, so there's a coincidence with his out-of-season Christmas Play. Maybe he's trying to consume as much Christmas content as possible to "be better" in "being" Jesus Christ? Who knows.

Additionally, the show, especially late seasons and Fionna And Cake spinoff, may enable some merge-related ideas to him. I hope he drops it before he watches 10 seasons and 2 spinoffs.
 
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that’s the thing though, if this streaming stuff is as successful as it was last night then Chris won’t need a tugboat. All he has to do is fire up a stream and he can make more in an hour than most people make in week of work.
Joke's on us, he's gonna be raking in all that sweet ween cash for the rest of his life when most of us can't even afford to feed our fucking kids.
 
Every dollar they give him, is a dollar closer to Chris having issues or losing his tugboat.

With Etsy paying him, along with weens giving him money, all this is being logged and sent to the IRS through these services. Come April, Chris might see a dramatic reduction in his SSDI because lets face it, Chris can't do his taxes for this kind of stuff, and moreover, doesn't foresee any issues. IRS agents might not bust down his door for SSDI fraud, but they'll certainly shut the tap off if they think he's bringing in more money that he should.

Every ween giving him money is contributing to this outcome.

Cabbage Patch probably put the supers in her own accounts.
 
That isn't how it works. At the end of the year, if you have too much income, you have to PAY BACK up to 85% of your benefits. He could be slapped with a sizable bill come April.
According to the Social Security Administration, the payments will stop in months where you make more than is allowed:

https://www.ssa.gov/pubs/EN-05-10095.pdf

When you earn more than the SSI limit, your payments will stop for those months. Your payments will start again for any month your income drops to less than the SSI limits. Be sure to tell us if your earnings drop, or if you stop working.
While this refers to SSI, I can bet it's the same for SSDI. However, it means Chris will have to talk to them to get them started, maybe with some sort of proof that he wasn't making the money during whatever month. I don't see Chris smart enough to report anything, nor know until they finally stop.

Also, it's a weird thing with the whole Praetor and Chris' Etsy shop. Is that technically "Chris's money" and they're just "holding it"? If the feds come snooping around, will they admit that it's theirs? I mean they could be doing all the taxes and stuff on it, but what guarantee that Chris is even going to get the lion's share? Did Chris just go "mmm yeah" when the deal was being proposed and has no legal recourse for it? If so, Praetor could just take it an run, maybe even having some legal documents they got Chris to sign even though he didn't understand them when he was all high with attention.

Is Chris's Etsy shop in his name, at all? If so, does the money in there count as Chris's money? Doesn't matter if it's not in his bank account, Etsy could report as his since, well, it's his shop and art.

Joke's on us, he's gonna be raking in all that sweet ween cash for the rest of his life when most of us can't even afford to feed our fucking kids.
I think we're still in the "OMG Chris is back! Lets get him to say the n-word on his incredibly boring video!". Unless he starts going bonkers or doing other stuff, I don't think this current activity is going to last, especially if weens can't get a reaction out of him.
 
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Is Chris's Etsy shop in his name, at all? If so, does the money in there count as Chris's money? Doesn't matter if it's not in his bank account, Etsy could report as his since, well, it's his shop and art.
The stream donations are being handled the same way as the etsy shop. This was Caden's goal right before chris fucked barb and went to jail, he had bought a PC for chris to stream with, and was in the process of setting up his "studio" (a room with a greenscreen). This was the goal. Chris going to jail fucked up his plans, hence the "i didn't fuck my mom" videos before this streaming shit started up. He won't lose the tugboat because on paper Chris isn't making anything, Praetor is.
 
The stream donations are being handled the same way as the etsy shop. This was Caden's goal right before chris fucked barb and went to jail, he had bought a PC for chris to stream with, and was in the process of setting up his "studio" (a room with a greenscreen). This was the goal. Chris going to jail fucked up his plans, hence the "i didn't fuck my mom" videos before this streaming shit started up. He won't lose the tugboat because on paper Chris isn't making anything, Praetor is.
I don't think the government is going to waste time on a CSI style investigation when they see his fat mug, on his channel, pulling in hundreds of dollars. Or his Etsy shop, with his face on it, and his artwork, especially if they transfers to his bank account.

They might reverse it when the whole retarded web gets exposed, but for some bean counter in the IRS and SS Administration, all they're going to see is Chris making money.
 
Cwc or just anyone doing a “Chris Chan Documentary tier list” when? Would Sachumo (arguably the one who started it all) be like the vanilla C?
 
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His name is Caden Peck.

I think I was wrong about him being the guy to get Chris into DnD.
He is part of the Preator group that is making a mint selling Chris’s shit to dummies.
I was under the impression that Caden looked more like a studious McLovin', this bitch looks like my lesbian spinster neighbor with the 70 cats.
 
but for some bean counter in the IRS and SS Administration, all they're going to see is Chris making money.
but they wont. They won't care about his face being on the shop or the stream, they will look at his bank account and it'll be empty. All of the money getting paid to etsy and all of the stream donations are going into Caden's company account. Caden has already mentioned that he's made sure Chris will not lose the tugboat so he's either just going to pay out Chris just enough or "gift" chris whatever he needs. Null was going to do this so Chris could own 14BC, make money, and not lose his tugboat but now Chris doesn't even have to worry about 14BC so he needs very little money to survive and I doubt anyone is going to look too hard into a retard being gifted too many legos and Faggo-Pops
 
This is going to be interesting to see. Remember it was Barb and Bob that got him on Welfare. He won’t know how to get back on and even if he did it’s hard to get back on once you’ve been kicked off. He better hope the Weens are always around because otherwise the homeless saga may be back on the menu
All he has to do is go to the county welfare office/social security office and declare himself a troon with a mental disability and all the fat women who work at both places will fall all over themselves, causing a minor earthquake in north-central Virginia, to do everything for him
 
Chris shows off his snack bowl of chocolate and fruits.

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A nutritional analysis of Chris's parfait:
  • A small apple - 15g sugar
  • A small mandarin orange - 8g sugar
  • Half a banana - 6g sugar
  • 3 Strawberries - 3g sugar
  • ~4tbsp Great Value Whipped Topping - 2g sugar, 4g saturated fat
  • One piece of Hershey's Special Dark chocolate - 3g sugar, 1.5g saturated fat
  • 4 maraschino cherries - 8g sugar
While decently low-fat, this parfait alone contains 45 grams of sugar, which is 9g over an adult man's recommended daily intake. Surprisingly, though, most of the sugar comes from the fruit rather than the toppings. Even including just the fruit (and halving the sugar for the cherries), he would still be hitting the recommended daily limit. I went into this looking to argue that Chris's parfait was less unhealthy than it looked, and left realizing that fruit is apparently really fucking bad for you.
 
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