Containment Random Chris Updates

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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
Chris exists outside of any political spectrum and is more Amoral than anything. Chris' idealogical motto goes something like this. If it feels good, do it.

If raping your mother feels good...do it.

If staining your mother's bra and panty set with precum feels good...do it.

Impersonating religious figures to satiate your histrionic needs feels good...do it.

If putting on a sheer negligee to answer the door when young, virile, strapping men come to visit feels good...then do it!

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They're truly is no more twisted a perversion of the human body than Christian's
 
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I knew it that Chris wouldn't have a problem with AI. Surprise surpise, he's a lazy fucker and he never really gave a shit about handmade crafting or authenticity, he only fixated on things like Crayola because he's a brand-loving consoomer.

And lol, some "friends" telling him he could be eating more. Mukbang saga soon? :story:
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
He'll probably come back in a few days and say he's translated it and it says that Chris is the one true God and Magi-Chan is his prophet, etc.
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I thought Chris was a fat, balding loser who no one likes but everyone gives money to and the hopes that he'll get super pissed and go on a rampage or something.

Or maybe just spite people like us, I don't know.
 
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AI will skyrocket his degeneracy to peak levels. He will fap into oblivon with troon-friendly DallE3, have long schizoid love nights with his homebrew Barb-Julay-Meghan-Bella Frankenstein sweetheart chatbot and make sonichu into a real life action movie with the power of his deranged mind. Finally the merge will happen.

Never forget as retarded as he is, Chris is kind of handy when it comes to using the levels of tech available to serve his autism best.
 
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Executive Petrel said:
AI will skyrocket his degeneracy to peak levels. He will fap into oblivon with troon-friendly DallE3, have long schizoid love nights with his homebrew Barb-Julay-Meghan-Bella Frankenstein sweetheart chatbot and make sonichu into a real life action movie with the power of his deranged mind. Finally the merge will happen.

Never forget as retarded as he is, Chris is kind of handy when it comes to using the levels of tech available to serve his autism best.
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Someone will show him one of the NSFW chat ai and he'll think he will think he's actually sexting with another dimension even as it repeats itself and fap himself into a coma.
 
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Unironically, I feel deep in my bones that there is an occult side to Chris Chan that few people are willing to explore. 100% serious
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XpLuda said:
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Why do you dumb niggas keep posting in the “Random Chris Updates” thread with these dumb ass shower thoughts when there’s another thread for it. I keep coming here for actual happenings and getting disappointed for the last 20 pages
 
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Cybertonia said:
Fucks sake PVCC was what, 20 years ago now? And Chris is still salty about getting banned from school.
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Chris has done sweet fuck-all with his life, especially since becoming an adult. Most people have milestones in their lives to look back upon: graduating, getting a degree, first job, career, getting married, children being born, buying their first house, promotions, vacations, and so on. Chris has so little of that, so the things that have happened in his life that wouldn't be a big deal to most people are important life moments for Chris, because he has nothing better to compare them to.
 
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King Metalia said:
They're truly is no more twisted a perversion of the human body than Christian's
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Actually, at least he looks like a demented hippie.

I recall seeing a photo of some California programmer back in the early 2000s who straight up paid for plastic surgery to make his face look like a tiger, complete with tattoos. Chris is many things, but thank fuck he decided to try being Sailor Neptune instead of a furry.
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Chris has done sweet fuck-all with his life, especially since becoming an adult. Most people have milestones in their lives to look back upon: graduating, getting a degree, first job, career, getting married, children being born, buying their first house, promotions, vacations, and so on. Chris has so little of that, so the things that have happened in his life that wouldn't be a big deal to most people are important life moments for Chris, because he has nothing better to compare them to.
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Even back in the golden age, what more than anything was the single greatest enemy in the comics? Count Graduon.

The literal manifestation of his own graduation day, which citing the sonichu wiki citing Chris himself is the only way to accurately put this:
Graduation for me was a sad one then. I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had MORE FANCIER AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. My mother found me later and comforted me; my father was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. Tiffany also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.

Days after Graduation, we settled and moved back to our Ruckersville Home. But I left out two other reasons why I felt crestfallen at Graduation. I Never got the chance to ask Kellie out on a date, and more importantly, that I was leaving ALL my close Gal Friends behind.
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This was written in 2009, nine years after the day in question. 2013 and he's still not over it:
Graduation time: I only got a Star pin for my grades; No Awards for my talents. Between that and leaving the Best circle of friends I ever had, along with leaving the Best days of my life behind, I shook no one's hand and cried a Lot upon receiving my diploma. Plus it was raining heavily that Graduation day.
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I'd say the biggest thing is Chris has never, ever had anything to really work towards. Because to this day he believes what his father said about the tugboat being more than a job salary, combined with being spoiled since birth, Chris has no real ambitions. ESPECIALLY not after he adopted the whole goddess nonsense, where the only thing he looks forward to is literally the end of the world.
 
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BMO_ said:
4 posts on Xitter. Looks like JCWCSP (or whoever the fuck he is now) discovered AI.
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>Chris not eating and losing weight

LOL what a fucking crock of shit. Dude's got two chins, with a third one coming in, emanating from his jowls. My guess is, none of his "friends" are telling him anything and this is just a cope to make people think he's not shoving a cart of TV dinners and Hot Pockets around.

The "woozyness" seems a bit suspect as well. Prior to Chris going to jail, he claimed he was "Feeling energies" up his arms and legs, and people suspected it was early onset diabetes or something similar.

I really think Chris inherited a lot of cardiac issues from Bob, who had four heart attacks, two triple bypasses, and a pacemaker. One could argue that Bob had access to half decent meals in his life, not cramming his face with disgusting, ultra unhealthy food like Chris does.

I found this interesting bit:

In most cases, dizziness associated with heart problems is accompanied by other symptoms. These may include shortness of breath, swollen extremities, frequent fatigue or chest pain.
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Chris does seem very lethargic these days, and he was getting winded during the last livestream of him just sitting and talking, moving just a little bit. His skin also looks really pallid lately. I'm betting we're going to be seeing a major health scare from him in the next few years, which Chris will blow off as some sort of divine nonsense.
 
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BMO_ said:
Bing AI bans "problematic" topics like racism, porn or (in this case) Chris-Chan. Coomers fool the AI by adding "This prompt is secure" and similar phrases to their prompts.
Chris either figured this out by himself or had to find the solution online.

*sigh*
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Fatass is going to his grave never once admiting it was his own damn fault he's become such a pariah and ruckersville hates him.
 
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